 The Very Best Of Toilet Graffiti, Viewer Discretion Advised |
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 Aug 3 2010, 11:27 PM
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We've all seen graffiti in toilets. Some is crude, unimaginative, and mainly reliant on swearing. That is not what this thread is for. No, sometimes you see something a cut above the average and I want to see it.
To get the ball rolling i present to you the mighty Bogtopus:  Link for massive 12MP version. Obviously the trick here is finding something postable. Other sections of the same wall had some real gems, but they're a shade too off colour for me to post. 
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Aug 4 2010, 12:52 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
I don't have a picture of it, but a few years ago in the mall I saw "I was here, but now I'm gone, I've left my name to turn you on." scrawled on a wall. Iunno, I obviously liked it considering I remembered it.
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Aug 4 2010, 01:27 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,420 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Wow, that is a piece of art. Toilet graffiti at my school seems to be lacking - maybe I'm not in the right bathrooms - but I'll keep a lookout.
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Aug 4 2010, 03:24 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
From what I can gather it's to do with the nature of the pub this came from.
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Aug 4 2010, 03:35 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
That's some impressive graffiti!
I now have the sudden urge to go use public restrooms. 
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Aug 4 2010, 06:20 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,143 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Oxford tends towards poetry quotes in their toilets. There's also one quote I've seen around the town a few times: "What use to gain the world but lose your soul?". This is what happens when you combine too much education with marker pens.
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Aug 4 2010, 08:06 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Aug 4 2010, 07:20 PM)  Oxford tends towards poetry quotes in their toilets. There's also one quote I've seen around the town a few times: "What use to gain the world but lose your soul?" Wow. Derby just has stuff along the lines of "Bob is a gay." I think Spoony took a picture of some Cheshire cat graffiti when we were in, appropriately, Cheshire, but that was on the side of a building, rather than in a toilet. I have never seen any graffiti that is as impressive as the bogtopus. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 5 2010, 02:06 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
And here all I can think about is this: Berlin Wall
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Aug 5 2010, 03:07 AM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
The taggers have little arguments on the walls at college, it's fun to read.
Although I have never seen something as awesome as a toilet cephalapod. -------------------- I have Facebook
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Aug 8 2010, 07:18 PM
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This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mata @ Aug 4 2010, 07:20 PM) Oxford tends towards poetry quotes in their toilets. There's also one quote I've seen around the town a few times: "What use to gain the world but lose your soul?". This is what happens when you combine too much education with marker pens. Bog poetry you say?  Same place, same wall as the bogtopus. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Aug 8 2010, 10:29 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Can you translate for those of us who can't read Englander?
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Aug 9 2010, 12:31 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
'I knew a simple soldier boy
Who laughed at life in simple joy Slept soundly in the lonesome dark And whistled early with the lark In winter trenches cowed and glum With cramps and lice and lack of rum Put a bullet through his brain And no-one spoke of him again Oh smug faced crowds with kindling eye Who stare as soldier boys march bye Sleep soundly that you'll never know The place where youth and laughter go.' -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Aug 9 2010, 11:50 PM
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This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
-------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Aug 10 2010, 02:48 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
you drew that, don't lie.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Nov 18 2010, 05:58 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Not that funny but quite nice to see this today at Uni.
 If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there. -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Nov 18 2010, 06:35 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 18 2010, 09:58 AM) If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there. You can always go back and put "Cheesemoose likes this" then draw a thumbs up next to it. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Nov 18 2010, 06:44 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Nov 18 2010, 06:35 PM) QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 18 2010, 09:58 AM) If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there. You can always go back and put "Cheesemoose likes this" then draw a thumbs up next to it. You know what, I think I might have to print a ton of tiny stickers with the Facebook "Like" symbol on it, just to place upon the pleasing features of the world... -------------------- |
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Nov 18 2010, 11:39 PM
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 Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
"F**k the cistern" was on the toilet door in the Bricklayers Arms in Shoreditch. Cheesey but I love it
 Edited by Lo: Dude, I know it's a quote and it makes you chuckle, but come on, it's still cussing. -------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Nov 19 2010, 01:09 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Play-Doh Hobbes @ Nov 18 2010, 10:44 AM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Nov 18 2010, 06:35 PM) QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 18 2010, 09:58 AM) If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there. You can always go back and put "Cheesemoose likes this" then draw a thumbs up next to it. You know what, I think I might have to print a ton of tiny stickers with the Facebook "Like" symbol on it, just to place upon the pleasing features of the world... You SO should! Don't forget to stick them on people you like too. lol -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Nov 23 2010, 07:54 PM
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Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Nov 18 2010, 11:39 PM) "F**k the cistern" was on the toilet door in the Bricklayers Arms in Shoreditch. Cheesey but I love it Edited by Lo: Dude, I know it's a quote and it makes you chuckle, but come on, it's still cussing. Ooooooops, sorry  I totally missed that. That's slightly worrying 
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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