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Ashley
Posted on: May 15 2004, 06:44 PM


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I think my earliest memory would have to be eating mcdonalds behind the couch... I think we were moving our furniture into our new house. I must have been two or something.
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Ashley
Posted on: May 15 2004, 06:18 PM


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QUOTE (jicama @ May 14 2004, 01:15 PM)
as for stereotypes that canadians have about other canadians:

british columbia is full of pot smoking hippies.  they also have a short and mild winter for which they must be hated.

albertans are a bunch of texan wannabe's with their big hats, loads of beef and oil and their non-socialist ways.

saskatchewan is flat, boring and full of wheat farms.  also it has a funny name which must be mentioned as much as possible.  saskatchewan!

manitoba is the same as sask, only not quite as flat.  also it doesn't have the funny name so it is largely ignored by everyone.

ontario only has one city- toronto.  it's big and everyone there thinks they're better than the rest of us.

quebec is populated by stuck up frenchies who smoke a lot, drive like maniacs and hate us silly english types.

new brunswick has no stereotypes because like manitoba, nobody remembers or cares that they exist.  they are that dull.

nova scotia like ontario, only has one city- halifax, which is responsible for all the comedy shows on the cbc, but little else.

newfoundland is full of poor fishers who speak wiith an unintelligible accent who believe that labradour is canada's 11th province.  also, everyone there wears goulashes.  and those yellow rain coats with those silly matching hats.

prince edward island only has two occupations- potato farmer and anne of green gables souvenir seller.

yukon/nunavut/northwest territories are full of polar bears, igloos, snow mobiles, fishing shacks, shacks in general, and inuit who love to hunt.

finally, if the sentence "hey you hozer, i'll pull ya another 2-4 as long as you don't hork that last jelly on the chesterfield, eh?" makes sense, then you're probably canadian.
or if the sentence "all young children should drink lots of homo" doesn't mean something perverted for you, you may be canadian.

Ack. Now I have the Toronto song stuck in my head.

"But . . . I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is . . . too small.
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank;
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall!
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad!
Ontario sucks . . . Ontario sucks.
"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre! Isn't that stupid?!"
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old!
And as for the territories . . .
They're too cold!
"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
'Cause Alberta . . . a-a
Doesn't suck!
But Calgary does . . . !"
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And apparently all newfoundlanders like fish.
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Ashley
Posted on: Mar 19 2004, 01:54 PM


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YEAH. WOO. I love it. laugh.gif

(I usually don't even like flash games that much. happy.gif)
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 31 2004, 04:44 AM


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Orange! With purple stripes!

Why is chicken so deliscous?
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 31 2004, 04:20 AM


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QUOTE (jicama @ Jan 30 2004, 05:34 PM)
QUOTE (Ocean! @ Jan 30 2004, 01:30 AM)
This topic jynxed us. -50 and lower everyday. But, thankfully, according to the paper, we're not into record breaking temperatures all that much yet, we've only broken one this week.

ok, before when i said you were wrong? well, i was wrong. now we've got a blizzard coming in from ashley's way! and not a happy dairy queen one either!

and i don't even get to complain about it with jaq 'cause she decided to go to winnipeg this morning! tigersong! where are you?

Just my luck. Its on a friday to. The first one thats half decent the whole time I've been here, and its on a friday.
Actually, I think its the second one. I think we had one last year. Not like I was going to school that day either...
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 05:50 PM


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the muppets
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 07:21 AM


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Stupendous man, and regular calvin.

But spaceman spiff has the best name.
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 03:10 AM


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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 01:24 AM


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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 01:08 AM


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sad girl - moxy fruvous
hmm. Maybe I should inch away from the moxy fruvous bit.
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 12:49 AM


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Gather ‘round, creatures,
I have a tale to tell
Of a baker’s nightmare,
A cake out of hell.

It began one innocent night,
A soft and sweet eve,
But it brought a horror
Like you wouldn’t believe

The baking itself,
That went along fine,
But the icing was poor,
The cause of the crime.

When it was time to ice,
The cake stood proud,
Said “I refuse to be frosted
With sweets of low brow.”

And so it began
A long and great battle
Of a man and his pastry
It caused quite a rattle.

Half the cake was mangled
And thirty minutes had passed,
Still half the caked to be iced
The baker couldn’t last

Of this fight he grew weary
Had to get on with his life
He glanced at the cake,
And put down the knife.

I feel the need,
To tell this cake’s story
I speak of the mangle cake
In all of it’s glory.

(Its about a cake I baked once. When I iced it it all fell apart because I had used cheap icing. It ended up being a mixture of icing and cake. Well, half of it was. I got angry and gave up.)
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 12:35 AM


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Black and white. Because, as my mother always says, "Black and white means bad."
(er. thats a slightly long story. I know black and white doesn't always mean its bad.)
Or I could go to colour, because george dying isn't all that bad.
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 30 2004, 12:29 AM


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We're all out to make you fat so we can eat you. Are you a pirate, gypsy, camel or goat? Or none? It'd be sad it you were none.

Anyway, here, have a pie.
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 04:49 PM


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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 04:46 PM


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White out
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 02:14 PM


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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jan 28 2004, 11:38 PM)
Ashley - YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CAT. I don't trust you, anyway. You're killing cartoon mammals in your oversized signature, you'd probably forget to feed Nacho. Or clean his litterbox. Or you'd set him on fire. Or something. mad.gif

Arpeggio - Yes. Pepper is a very good kitty. Just like her owner. *purrs*

It was for the sheep's own good! Honestly! I didn't want to set him on fire! Jaimie made me do it! He said "Burn it!" and I said "Jesus. I have to keep it away from you and MARK. Because Mark'll RAPE it." "If you BURN it then MARK can't rape it!"
So I said okay. We can only hope Mark doesn't want to rape a crispy sheep corpse.

(I don't do that to kitties any way. I don't draw kitties on the computer. They look funny. And I feed my cat.)
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 02:04 PM


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*side steps* Perfect. I'm trying to write this thing on 'who thinks penguins are evil, and why'. *rubs hands together*

Burnn!
The Penguin Conspiracy
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 05:18 AM


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QUOTE (sjbbandgeek @ Jan 28 2004, 11:11 PM)
QUOTE (Ashley @ Jan 28 2004, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jan 28 2004, 11:04 PM)
Kittylove!

This is Nacho on catnip. He's a fluffy attention whore. This is Pepper on catnip. She hates men. happy.gif

I'm stealing nacho from you. And renaming him sebastion. MY cat now!

This thread is about how more fantastic your pet is then anyone elses, not to want someones pet, and besides, odds are youd have to pry it out of her cold dead hands.

But I want an orange cat so bad. My father is allergic to cats. I'm lucky I have one. Mind you, Finnigan is better than Nacho. I can handle too cats though. laugh.gif
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 05:16 AM


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Does this mean I have to get rid of my flaming sheep? *pets flaming sheep* JESUS MY HAND IS ON FIRE!
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Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 05:08 AM


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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jan 28 2004, 11:04 PM)
Kittylove!

This is Nacho on catnip. He's a fluffy attention whore. This is Pepper on catnip. She hates men. happy.gif

I'm stealing nacho from you. And renaming him sebastion. MY cat now!
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 05:05 AM


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QUOTE (jicama @ Jan 28 2004, 08:31 PM)
did you know that our over night temp was record breaking it was so cold?! and head of the power cord on my brother's car snapped off this morning! and it's the end that's attached to the battery blanket! also, ice fog is the crappest crap that ever sucked!

love canada, hate winter.

ashley: yes we (tigersong, jaq and i) live in s'toon, but we're from pa. where are you?

antagony: any time you want to trade places, call me. seriously, i would give anything for that kind of weather! i love it when it's warm and humid, but half the bloody year it's always dry and cold!

Regina. No one lives here. I'm from St. John's though. laugh.gif
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Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 04:42 AM


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tomatos - they grow on a vine
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Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 04:39 AM


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Hahaha, thats handy. I should get me one of those. (But you know I won't)

Sahara - moxy fruvous (who can say fruhead?)
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Ashley
Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 04:28 AM


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QUOTE (sicone @ Jan 28 2004, 03:44 PM)
My name is James and I would like a friend named EVILYN UNHOLY GODESS OF THE INEVITABLE MORNING TOE STUBBING AND HANGNAILS has anyone seen her around?

No, morning. And it wasn't my idea to burn the sheep. And it was done to keep someone to rape it. We can only hope that he isn't odd enough to rape a crispy sheep corpse...
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Posted on: Jan 29 2004, 04:26 AM


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The Lazy boy - moxy fruvous

wait, it changed.

Big fish - moxy fruvous.
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