 The Snogging Scale, just curious is all... |
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 Oct 6 2004, 02:26 AM
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 Sex can wait...MASTURBATE  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443  |
The Snogging Scale is as follows (I stole from the book Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal snogging)
(1) holding hands (2) arm around (3) goodnight kiss (4) kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (5) open mouthed kissing (6) Full frontal snogging (Kissing with all the trimming) (7) upper body fondling (in public) (8) upper body fondling (indoors) (9) below the waist activity (10) The Full Monty. I was just curious, I've made it to number two myself. Never been kissed. -------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Oct 6 2004, 04:03 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Sorry, minor confusion. Is (10) public nudity or private nudity in the presence of someone else?
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Oct 6 2004, 09:34 AM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Well, it kinda' seems to me you're really just asking 'How far have you gone?'.
The poll really skips out of the realms of snogging after about number 7. Unless you want to know whether or not I've snogged someone below the waist? 
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Oct 6 2004, 10:54 AM
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 Don't you just love hot water bottles? Group: New Members Posts: 2,606 Joined: 21-March 03 From: York University Member No.: 160 Gender: Female |
If I'm getting this right...*thinks about logic behind it all*
Yep, I think I'd say 10. Unless it's not what i think. Why do you have to make questions that make me doubt my own sanity? I have enough problems with that as it is! -------------------- It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend...
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Oct 6 2004, 11:52 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Yep I'd say I've reached 10. Took me a while to work out though.
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Oct 6 2004, 12:01 PM
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 Obliterates Everything He Kisses Group: Established Members Posts: 634 Joined: 8-October 03 From: Dundee owns me! Member No.: 633 Gender: Male |
*Also with the confusion*
 But I voted 10. Cos. Well. I've been to 10! I think?! HehehFal xXx -------------------- The bookworm - bellydancing tart of Snuggles Harem
Fallen World I have done it again. One year in every ten I manage it. . . |
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Oct 6 2004, 12:31 PM
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Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
I'm sorry I didn't realize there'd be so much confusion.
It's basically how far you've gone, just...dorkier.
-------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Oct 6 2004, 01:01 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
I haven't gone running about naked in public. Unless someone happened to be looking in a window at the right time. I imagine I've also hit (10) though.
Edit: Just an addendum that I'm really against having someone try to fondle my breasts in public. My arm fine, my back great, my breasts no. To me it screams out the fondler doesn't respect me. It's asking for a fight. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Oct 6 2004, 01:30 PM
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 NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male |
Something does seem a little odd here... snogging isnt involved in about half of the choices. and 4 seems to be a lot lower on the scale than it should be, for some unknown reason, as i've been higher on the scale than four, but never actually managed it myself. ho hum.
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Oct 6 2004, 01:36 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Yeah, I'm a 10. Done it all, though I've been polite enough to do it in the privacy of my home, thank you. I'm a little against going past a little light kissing in public. They don't need to see me do it and I don't need to see them do it.
And maybe a playful spanking here and there 
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Oct 6 2004, 02:31 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I'm not much for PDA, but I have gotten...affectionate in my years.
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Oct 6 2004, 02:44 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
10 and I used to have no shame. That's all I'm going to say.
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Oct 6 2004, 02:55 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I used to not care. When I was sixteen, I hardcore made out with my girlfriend at the time in the corner at a mall and got to second base for the first time by a sidewalk under mild cover of trees. Now that I've gotten older, I'm sketchy on mild kissing in public, even at the movie theater. "Hold on, hon. I want to see this part."
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Oct 6 2004, 04:11 PM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Even at 17 I'm not the sort of person to be hardcore making out with someone in public. When I'm not with someone it makes me sad seeing everyone else with someone so I remember that when I am actually with someone. If that makes sense *shrug*.
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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Oct 6 2004, 04:23 PM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
Hey Nonny Nonny!
Im a number Niney! -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Oct 6 2004, 04:36 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
why does fondling in public come before in private?
I'm confused! -------------------- |
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Oct 6 2004, 04:43 PM
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Matazone acolyte Group: Established Members Posts: 994 Joined: 27-March 03 Member No.: 183 Gender: Secret |
10 but if you throw in a cow and a goat 20.
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Oct 6 2004, 05:33 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (snoo @ Oct 6 2004, 05:36 PM) why does fondling in public come before in private? I'm confused!  Cause the fondling is likly to involve less clothing in private.  10 -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Oct 6 2004, 05:47 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Yeah, when was the last time you were in private and fondled only over the clothes?
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Oct 6 2004, 06:16 PM
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dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
 do you want me to answer that???
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Oct 6 2004, 07:31 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Spacehappy - way too much information.
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Oct 6 2004, 09:39 PM
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 sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
Haha...funny book.
My aversion to being touched has somewhat limited me in this respect. ^^ (Fancy way of saying: never gotten past 3, and not going to unless I can stop flinching/kicking when someone touches me. Hehe.) -------------------- -Grammar Nazi-quotes of the yesterday
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Oct 6 2004, 10:29 PM
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Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
QUOTE (Tarantio @ Oct 6 2004, 07:30 AM) Something does seem a little odd here... snogging isnt involved in about half of the choices. and 4 seems to be a lot lower on the scale than it should be, for some unknown reason, as i've been higher on the scale than four, but never actually managed it myself. ho hum. Okay...To clear something up. I just got this from a book and posted it because it was interesting. It was just called the snogging scale...even though not all of them involve snogging...I probably should have tweeked the title a bit...sorry for the confusion. -------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Oct 7 2004, 12:53 AM
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 Inside Your Mind Group: New Members Posts: 267 Joined: 23-August 04 From: The Bowels of Fred Member No.: 1,251 Gender: Male |
I have never gotten past... I'm gonna say 2... but I voted 10 just to throw off the results. Ha ha!
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Oct 7 2004, 01:09 AM
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 Confused. Very Very Confused. Group: Established Members Posts: 400 Joined: 10-February 04 Member No.: 941 |
1. I feel so bloody pathetic about it too.
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