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 Oct 19 2004, 05:45 PM
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 Probably sees visions  Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371  |
are fairies real????????
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Oct 19 2004, 05:59 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
*Puts BIG SHINEY TAG on Farieryn* There we go is that good enough for you?
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Oct 19 2004, 06:00 PM
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 sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Oct 19 2004, 05:45 PM) are fairies real????????  Of course! By your question Im asuming you havent run into any yet... in which case I offer my congratulations you are extremely lucky!!! However here's the downside now you've confessed you ignorance they will feel compelled to bombard you continually until you are convinced of the error of your ways....for this sad fate I offer my condolences. *pats shoulder* Would you like to borrow a cage Im sure theres a spare one some where, or a duct tape fairy strip works just like fly paper....Good luck! *wonders off trailing luminous dust* -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 19 2004, 06:01 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Cath @ Oct 19 2004, 05:59 PM) *Puts BIG SHINEY TAG on Farieryn* There we go is that good enough for you? Superb, just don't forget to warn her it needs to be visible at ALL times! -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 19 2004, 06:21 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
*Tapes black wings and several passing fairys to the ceiling*
Welcome to the forum. You don't seem to have a thread in the introductions forum so I had to tape you here. You should probably go post there too so the others will give you all manner of yummy and explodey goodies. -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Oct 19 2004, 06:32 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE *Tapes black wings and several passing fairys to the ceiling* Fantastic those fairies were asking for it! Are you convinced yet young noob? chat to the little blighters see what you think! Oh Yes and have a cookie it'll get you away from the pesky critters sooner so eat up *Hands up extra large cookie* you'll fall down eventually about eight or nine more snacks I reckon give or take pie better get comfy! -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 19 2004, 06:35 PM
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 You can't understand... Group: New Members Posts: 91 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Most likely in a warm mass of furry linen. Member No.: 1,347 Gender: Male |
fairy killing my favorite sport.ill b carefull not to kill shiney tagged fairys.have you tried putting out poisened bread and milk?they love it, and cyanide makes them explode in the most satisfying of ways
-------------------- In the end, only kindness matters.
And I dont wanna fall in love; this world is always gonna break your heart. |
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Oct 19 2004, 06:43 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (moop @ Oct 19 2004, 07:21 PM) *Tapes black wings and several passing fairys to the ceiling* Welcome to the forum. You don't seem to have a thread in the introductions forum so I had to tape you here. You should probably go post there too so the others will give you all manner of yummy and explodey goodies. Oh! here's another traditional welcome for Noobs. Hi Blackwings. *stick granade to Blackwings pulls pin and runs* Nobody disarm this one it'll get rid of a nice load of faries!! 
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Oct 20 2004, 03:54 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Cath @ Oct 19 2004, 02:43 PM) Oh! here's another traditional welcome for Noobs. Hi Blackwings. *stick granade to Blackwings pulls pin and runs* Nobody disarm this one it'll get rid of a nice load of faries!! Hmmmm. Okay, but I'll leave a tube of superglue in the corner, so Blackwings(Cool name, by the way) can glue all His/her bits back into place (saves all that time, sewing...). oops. The fairies got hold of it... Now they're opening the tube... Aaaaah! Fairies armed with super glue! Run away, run away! 
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Oct 20 2004, 08:50 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE Hmmmm. Okay, but I'll leave a tube of superglue in the corner, so Blackwings(Cool name, by the way) can glue all His/her bits back into place (saves all that time, sewing...). oops. The fairies got hold of it... Now they're opening the tube... Aaaaah! Fairies armed with super glue! Run away, run away! EMERGENCY SITUATION! Cordon off the area! Those Fairies MUST NOT GET OUT! Ok right be calm *dons encounter suit and enters room* We just need to move Blackwings to a safer location...um...lets see Cath care to assist? I hope you believe in fairies now or we leave you...hmm? -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 20 2004, 08:55 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
*starts legging it round after fairies (Cath is already glue resistant due to people trying to get there revenge on the granades)*
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Oct 22 2004, 09:25 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
What about the lil pie fairy?
*Looks down at big shiny label hanging round her neck* Oooooh..... Shiny!!! *spends the next five minutes trying to disentangle herself from the string -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Oct 24 2004, 07:35 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE What about the lil pie fairy? Hmm...yes fairy number two has been highlighted, how could I neglect to preserve lil pie fairy? My humblest apologies. *pins shiney tag to lil pie fairy admires handywork* But I notice still no suggestions for preservation on the evil list apart from Mab surely there must be few more decent critters out there! They cant all be pests...can they?  Also any suggestions for solving this new superglue menace Ive already noticed seriously sticky patches appearing outside this area! Eep! Containment has been breached! They must be stopped before they get hold of any explosives or things could get really tricky..... 
-------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 25 2004, 04:27 PM
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 Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
How about old King Auberon? He generally turns out as a bit of a git for various reasons, getting his subjects to ensnare and trap people in the Fae kingdom by getting them to eat offered Fae food for starters! I know he's more Fae than Fairy, I didnt really want to get into semantics cos it'd hurt my head but he's similiar. I always wondered what that was all about. Eternal life in the Fae kingdom wouldnt be that bad would it or would you be reduced to scivvy bods that have to polish wings and toadstall party chairs?
I'm definately guilty of using boots where fairys dont want 'em. You kinda let some go but on occasion...well... nuf sed! And I cannot tell you how hard it is not see the resemblance between taped up fairys and Daddy-Long-Legs   dear Bob I hope I've not made mistakes in the past and squished a few by mistake......  erm no, wait  Definately no mistakes, no squieemish pipings of mercy, must've been DLLs. Does that make me a bad person?
-------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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Oct 25 2004, 07:13 PM
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Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
*Still trying to disentangle herself and admire the tag at the same time...*
Faeries are important to the survival of mankind. Wo else would make sure that large amounts of WOMD disappear right in fron of Blair and Bush's eyes? *Evil Laugh* -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Oct 25 2004, 09:51 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE How about old King Auberon? He generally turns out as a bit of a git for various reasons, getting his subjects to ensnare and trap people in the Fae kingdom by getting them to eat offered Fae food for starters! Yep I think his majesty is close enough and tricksie enough to join Mab on our evil preservation list although judging by Faerieryn's last comment its a close run thing as to which list she should be on! Also do I spot similarity here with using food entrapment Im pretty sure...In fact definately, yes absolutely positive thats how I ended up here... hmm? QUOTE Eternal life in the Fae kingdom wouldnt be that bad would it or would you be reduced to scivvy bods that have to polish wings and toadstall party chairs? Just let em try it!!! *grins, displaying small but VERY sharp teeth!* QUOTE I'm definately guilty of using boots where fairys dont want 'em. You kinda let some go but on occasion...well... nuf sed! And I cannot tell you how hard it is not see the resemblance between taped up fairys and Daddy-Long-Legs dear Bob I hope I've not made mistakes in the past and squished a few by mistake...... erm no, wait Definately no mistakes, no squieemish pipings of mercy, must've been DLLs. Does that make me a bad person?Arent we all?...no..um I might feel a tiny guilt pang ...hang on ....nope sorry was my stomach *rummages out cookie, starts munching*Admittedly not any with shiney tags but so far we only have four of those, plenty of targets left! hehe
-------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 25 2004, 10:11 PM
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Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
I'm sure it was fairys that were instigated in my 'misplacing' my sanity. I dont know if the sanity was fully there before, but considering they kept up the voices in my head, I recon its only right they stop using the loud-hailer now.
-------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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 Oct 25 2004, 10:32 PM
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Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
We faeries don't shout we just say the same things over and over and over again until you think that you're not actually hearing us just yourself and your conscience telling you to do the right thing. We don't do bad things though co that would make us naughty faeries which we aren't. We just play jokes on people like putting that big bump under george Bush's coat. It wasn't me who pulled that one but it does look like the handywork of a faerie (bloody funny too!)
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Oct 25 2004, 10:33 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Smiler @ Oct 25 2004, 10:11 PM) I'm sure it was fairys that were instigated in my 'misplacing' my sanity. I dont know if the sanity was fully there before, but considering they kept up the voices in my head, I recon its only right they stop using the loud-hailer now. Nah afraid they probably can't not with all the superglue around at the moment they're probably stuck to it...and to you! My suggestion find some Really good solvent! However on the sanity front it's stolen not misplaced and you're going to have a problem getting it back last I saw it was being swapped for an ounce of magnesium *shrugs* probably not a wise idea to track it down immediately unless you really are desperate. Can you cope without it for a short while? -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 25 2004, 10:36 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE We faeries don't shout we just say the same things over and over and over again until you think that you're not actually hearing us just yourself and your conscience telling you to do the right thing. We don't do bad things though co that would make us naughty faeries which we aren't. Hmm...Im not convinced that its safe to trust anything a fairy says in defense of their actions...far too tricky and likely to end in tears or glue, not something I'd recommend with that magnesium on the loose! -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Oct 26 2004, 12:00 AM
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Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
You should always trust faeries. We never lie unless we have to!
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Oct 26 2004, 05:11 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Can we tag Puck? He's cool!
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Oct 26 2004, 07:34 PM
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Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
Hmmm can I cope without my sanity???? I would let ya know but the voices are telling me not to.
OO oo oo! What about Piskies on the baddie list as well? Not Pixies although someone else may want to add them, but arent Piskies fairys of some ilk or kin? I'm sketchy but dont the do bad things unless an ofering or appeasement of small grub and drink is left out every night? Anyone enlighten me? -------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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Oct 26 2004, 09:38 PM
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Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Piskies are a cornish variety of pixie. They are annoying but quie a fw are probably under wtarer right now so piskies are probably quite low on population right now
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Oct 26 2004, 09:46 PM
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Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
Hmmm, ya see, if mother nature's drowning out those Pixies it cant be too long before the natural cull might happen as Wyvern's worried about
-------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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