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post Oct 11 2004, 04:40 PM
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Yeah, I'm new. What are you gonna do about it? tongue.gif
Hm okay, I'm Marieke, I'm weird, and 16 years old. Dutch, extremely lazy, hate sports, metalhead (no, not literally)

*grabs some duct tape and tapes everyone to the ceiling*
HA! biggrin.gif
So, that's about as interesting as it gets (if this is proper english at all rolleyes.gif )

*sticks tongue out to the people stuck to the ceiling* muhaha wink.gif


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PsychWardMike
post Oct 11 2004, 05:30 PM
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Right. Hi. Stay the hell away from my coffee and we should get along just fine.

And if you like Capcom, that helps to.

But I'm serious about the coffee thing. Stay back or I will kill you.

Hard and swift.

I don't think you understand just how serious I am.

Stay.
The.
Hell.
Away.
From.
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the lil' pie...
post Oct 11 2004, 06:03 PM
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Oo, you duct taped people to the ceiling...what initiative, for a noob!
*gives Freaker a pie* With respects smile.gif
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post Oct 11 2004, 06:05 PM
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me thinkies someone has been reading everyone elses post and preparing their "n00b statement" for way too long.

*hands freaker some ice cream*

stick around, enjoy.


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post Oct 11 2004, 06:05 PM
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*Looks over at Moop, also duct taped, and laughs until her sides hurt.*

Impressive. Most impressive. Most welcome.

*passes down a cookie and beverage*

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the lil' pie...
post Oct 11 2004, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE (snoo @ Oct 11 2004, 06:05 PM)
me thinkies someone has been reading everyone elses post and preparing their "n00b statement" for way too long.
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Yep, a lurker alright...but what the hell, it makes for a break from routine, us all being up here... laugh.gif
*waves at everyone*
How do we get down then? Swap our assorted noob-freeing food products until we get fatter, or spam this thread?? huh.gif


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post Oct 11 2004, 06:11 PM
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hmmm...I guess so.

*gives pie a big tub of spam flavoured ice cream*


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the lil' pie...
post Oct 11 2004, 06:18 PM
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*hands snoo a large pizza pie*
Oh, by the way, remind me to ask you about Nottingham sometime, I'm meant to visit the uni soon...when I put my ass in gear and ring them rolleyes.gif

I feel a bit heavier...but I think it's gonna take more of us. *continues eating the ice cream* Hmm...spam...unusual... blink.gif


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post Oct 11 2004, 06:41 PM
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*takes out duct tape removal knife from a convenient pocket*

*removes self from ceiling and duct tapes Freaker up in one swift motion*

Welcome to the forums, don't try that again - veteran duct tapers tend to be well prepared tongue.gif .

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the lil' pie...
post Oct 11 2004, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Oct 11 2004, 06:41 PM)
Wanders off giggling at everyone else still stuck on the ceiling.
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Damn you, you sneaky wretch. You scurvy curr! *giggles* tongue.gif


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post Oct 11 2004, 07:18 PM
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Moop Freedom Industries™ now accepts all major payment methods including Pies, Cake and Ice Cream.

*cuts Ashbless, Mike, Pie and Snoo down in exchange for food*

Maybe not Mike, I'm not sure if he will give up his coffee for anything blink.gif .


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post Oct 11 2004, 07:28 PM
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*Hands Moop cookies and beverage*

I've still got my swiss army knife thingy from when 'because I can' taped me up.

Cheeky, these Noobs. Very cheeky. laugh.gif

*passes out more cookies and then wanders off - laughing*


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PsychWardMike
post Oct 11 2004, 09:57 PM
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I dodged the tape anyway... Years of karate and dance will do help with agility. But even if I had gotten taped to the ceiling, I have a ridiculously long straw with which I drink coffee. Either way, I'm pretty good.


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post Oct 12 2004, 03:21 PM
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Thanks for the pie and everything! And, well, okay then *removes everyone from the ceiling* That's better right? wink.gif
But wait... *sneaks up to PsychWardMike and sticks him to the ceiling again* *steals coffee* You're not the only addict now tongue.gif Hm, allright, we can share.. rolleyes.gif


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post Oct 12 2004, 08:23 PM
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Fantastic! You taped em all up Im impressed much advance planning wish Id been a little faster dont suppose you've a knife anywhere or failing that an extra cookie Im not getting heavy very fast I dont want to be up here forever! However I do advise you to look out for Cath she's very fast, sneaky and has a thing for grenades if you see her or hear evil laughter from a random doorway leggit!

Now where did I leave that last cookie... ah ha...see you later I have some crumbs to deal with....*muffled chewing followed by a shower of orange chocolate chip crumbs*...


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post Oct 12 2004, 08:26 PM
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lo,

hello im kinda new too but iv been on here for abit and im not so new anymore ha ha




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post Oct 12 2004, 10:57 PM
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Trust me... you're not gonna catch me. I might as well be a naked greased up deaf guy.

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post Oct 13 2004, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Oct 11 2004, 01:30 PM)
Right. Hi. Stay the hell away from my coffee and we should get along just fine.

And if you like Capcom, that helps to.

But I'm serious about the coffee thing. Stay back or I will kill you.

Hard and swift.

I don't think you understand just how serious I am.

Stay.
The.
Hell.
Away.
From.
My.
Coffee.
*

Hey, Mike! One word: Decaf. laugh.gif

Hey, freaker, hey giniae... Talk atcha later!

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post Oct 13 2004, 01:26 AM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Oct 12 2004, 09:17 PM)
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Oct 11 2004, 01:30 PM)
Right. Hi. Stay the hell away from my coffee and we should get along just fine.

And if you like Capcom, that helps to.

But I'm serious about the coffee thing. Stay back or I will kill you.

Hard and swift.

I don't think you understand just how serious I am.

Stay.
The.
Hell.
Away.
From.
My.
Coffee.
*

Hey, Mike! One word: Decaf. laugh.gif

Hey, freaker, hey giniae... Talk atcha later!
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Quoth(The Raven)
post Oct 13 2004, 03:23 AM
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