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jonnyjonboy
post Oct 14 2004, 04:29 PM
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More proficient guppy
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i went to the butchers today, the butcher said to me "i bet you a tenner you can't reach that meat up their" i said "no way mate" "why the hell not?"replied the butcher....... "the steaks are too high!"



on that note... i am building a website of pictures and stories of people who have passed out while drunk and been decorated or abused in some comedy fashion, best pic n story will recieve alcoholic prize via post each month....



please send all pics, stories or enquiries to....... jonboyjunior@yahoo.co.uk



if you have no pictures yet i can assure you, great fun will be had trying!
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El Nino
post Oct 15 2004, 03:20 PM
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I pull the wings off god
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I got this one.

Duct tapes 'jonnyjonboy' to the ceiling


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Righteous
post Oct 15 2004, 03:24 PM
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Shut up, noob!
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This is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on Matazone and that's saying something.


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DoRmAnt
post Oct 15 2004, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Oct 15 2004, 03:24 PM)
This is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on Matazone and that's saying something.
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hehe...i vote for that!

I love it. Let's all dance around jonnyjonboy (who is now taped to the ceiling) and wave bananas under his nose.


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