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Laramon
post Oct 17 2004, 11:38 AM
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Since I don't want to write too much more tonight, here's the original thread. It writes out the whole experience I had the other day... chock that up with my excellent dishwashing ettiquette and the fact that I almost ran the microwave with a metal spoon in it... I think I'm doing great... Applause is warranted, I think.

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post Oct 17 2004, 02:06 PM
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*applauds*

Impressive. I hear that metal gets lots of pretty sparks going across it when you put it in a microwave as the energy desperately tries to release itself...

By the sound of things, it's probably best to avoid high-technology for a while. To aid you in this, here's a quick guide:

Spoons = good
Sporks = bad
Butterknives = good
Electric carving knives = bad
Campfire = good
Six ring gas oven = bad
Stairs = good
Escalators = bad

'Hope this helps smile.gif


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post Oct 17 2004, 03:01 PM
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http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/

Self explanatory I hope.


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post Oct 17 2004, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE
Stairs = good


Y'know, you say that, but I've had my fair share of stair-related incidents. They're not as safe as everyone makes out.


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post Oct 17 2004, 05:23 PM
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True, but my other option for that one was a ladder, but I figured that would be even worse!


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post Oct 17 2004, 05:34 PM
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It's 10:30 AM and so far he hasn't done anything catastrophic yet! Of course, he IS still asleep... tongue.gif

Thankfully, his new computer parts won't arrive until Tuesday at the earliest. Hopefully by then he'll be able to put it together without any major mishaps. rolleyes.gif

He's also temporarily banned from my kitchen! Just until his run of bad luck subsides. I'd hate to see what he would do to our roommate's electric can opener... ph34r.gif


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post Oct 17 2004, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 17 2004, 03:06 PM)
Impressive. I hear that metal gets lots of pretty sparks going across it when you put it in a microwave as the energy desperately tries to release itself...

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I have to find an old microwave and try that out some day....just to satisfy my scientific curiosity...well thats my excuse anyway


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post Oct 17 2004, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Oct 17 2004, 01:57 PM)
QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 17 2004, 03:06 PM)

Impressive. I hear that metal gets lots of pretty sparks going across it when you put it in a microwave as the energy desperately tries to release itself...

*


I have to find an old microwave and try that out some day....just to satisfy my scientific curiosity...well thats my excuse anyway
*


It's not quite how it works, but...

I saw a show where they tested this out. It doesn't really work if you put, say, a spoon in it, but it will if you crumple up aluminium foil into a loose ball and chuck it in there.


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post Oct 18 2004, 08:58 AM
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::sigh:: Bad luck strikes again... The transmission of our car died today while Randy was driving to work. Right now it's sitting in the parking lot of a Shell gas station on Aurora Avenue, waiting for us to decide what the hell to do with her. sad.gif It's not Randy's fault, but it IS rather ironic that this happened while HE was driving the car.


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