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post Oct 19 2004, 05:08 PM
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Hiya,
Okay, first I apologise about the extremely bad Jar Jar pun for a topic title. No no, seriously it was actually almost funny when I wrote it. Yes, I know that that doesnt qualify it as actually being funny but... ermm maybe I should start again...

Hey smile.gif
Im Matt aka Smiler, and I've finally taken the plunge into the realm of forum-hood here. I've been floating about matazone for a while but FaerieRyn TOLD me I NEEDED to get my @!£$ing lazy (*£(*(*)£*"%^&$£&"£"$&^%$ backside on here. Well, it was more accurately something along the line of "blah blah balhblah.. FORUM" but I wasnt really paying attention (you know when you regret typing stuff??- Thats gonna hurt later Im thinking)
Well anyway, I'm 22, employed albeit not overly happily, smile a lot and I'm just a little bit odd to be honest.

I'm hoping to fit right in and get to know loads of you guys. BTW anyone wanna adopt?????? wink.gif

Let the Smiling begone...er begin


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Oct 19 2004, 05:23 PM
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Too late moop I already taped this one up in another thread


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post Oct 19 2004, 05:26 PM
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It was a very tasteful taping if I do say so myself. Nice and sticky. Tape glue tasted good although I now have no chance of ever growing a moustache and my lips are quite sore. NOt looking forward to a repeat although newbie pain must be suffered ohmy.gif


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Oct 19 2004, 07:06 PM
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I'm glad you like it cause you'll probably be stuck there for a while yet! It takes a fair amount to get you down! and now for the next traditional greeting! Oh and tell the other half of my name it's her own fault for dragging you in here!

*sticks granade to smiler pulls pin and runs*


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post Oct 20 2004, 03:33 AM
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Now, aren't you glad I gave you the Grenade Neutraliser(Pat Pending)? One other thing... the neutraliser is only good for ten minutes continual use, otherwise it overheats, and the circuits fuse... I'd get rid of that grenade as soon as Possible, if I were you... laugh.gif


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post Oct 20 2004, 09:53 AM
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Dammit I thought the tape was the worst of my troubles. Being stuck up and neutralised itsnt exactly what I had in mind ya know! hmmmmmm may have to think about this one....

Ouch stop the pain

And whats up with the count-down clock? Cath was that you? Hey look Im on camera......


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Oct 20 2004, 10:36 AM
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Hey guys, Im liking the view but I think the tape is stretching... BTW is there a default setting that lets me down earlier if the greanade goes off or is the tape strong enough to likely keep me up here?

I'd steer around the beer barrel shadow and blast area if I were you, this neutraliser's getting pretty warm


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Oct 21 2004, 04:03 AM
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*Duct tape breaks THUD and post heavy Smiler falls to the floor*

Hiya and welcome to Matazone!

*Pulls lever off to the side triggering small ice cream avalanche*

*neutralizer overheats and grenade explodes sending up a fountain of ice cream*

Oooh, pretty. laugh.gif

*hands Smiler superglue to reassemble the bits*

*wanders back out*


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post Oct 21 2004, 11:37 AM
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blink.gif whadda whoda wherda HUH???

FREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mmmmm ice cream mmmmmmmm Cheers Ashbless

So I'm free AND I've been adopted by Wyvern- YAY ME

Now, revenge is a dish best served..... oooooOOOooooo ICE CREAM biggrin.gif


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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the lil' pie...
post Oct 21 2004, 01:16 PM
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Hey there. Have some pie *hands over some pie* smile.gif


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post Oct 21 2004, 01:44 PM
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*Graciously takes pie and whips out full dining set* Cheers Pie Fairy biggrin.gif Ice Cream and Pie, I could get used to this...


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Oct 21 2004, 01:47 PM
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lucky

I have no pie and no icecream

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post Oct 21 2004, 01:50 PM
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Plenty here. Ice cream fountain bomb couresy of Cath and Ashbless, wanna share a piece o'pie?


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post Oct 21 2004, 01:56 PM
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yay pie can I have some plz?
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post Oct 21 2004, 02:31 PM
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Oi! Ashbless, Ice Cream is my job!

*growls*

Welcome, by the way!


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post Oct 22 2004, 02:05 AM
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*Sheepish*

I was wondering who rigged up the levers. laugh.gif

*Hands snoo a bunch of cookies to make up for it*

I'll try to behave. innocent.gif


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post Oct 22 2004, 09:20 PM
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Nice to see you to see you nice! Hey babe sorry I haven't been on in a while. Last minute half term thingys.speak to you soon


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post Oct 25 2004, 03:59 PM
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S'ok Snoo, you can ice cream attack again if ya want- tasting good although now a bit melted.

Oi Fae! NO!


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Nov 19 2004, 05:34 AM
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(Blinks, to clear Goo from eyes)
Whoa! whatta Rush! Here, let me clean you off.
(Gets out high pressure hose, connected to tanker truck full of chilled Cherry Coke™, and begins hosing down room)
I always say, what's sugar without a little caffeine?
(turns off hose, and runs away, for fear of retribution...)


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post Nov 20 2004, 08:09 PM
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*blubble* Cherry coke, ice cream GENIUS Coke float mmmMMMMmmmm

Cheers Quoth, Im ejnoying the grub a bit to much for retribution. Besides that, I wouldn't be able to chase 'cos it'd give me a stitch wink.gif


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post Dec 2 2004, 06:48 AM
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QUOTE (Smiler @ Nov 20 2004, 04:09 PM)
*blubble* Cherry coke, ice cream GENIUS Coke float mmmMMMMmmmm

Cheers Quoth, Im ejnoying the grub a bit to much for retribution. Besides that, I wouldn't be able to chase 'cos it'd give me a stitch wink.gif
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