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Eddie
post Oct 21 2004, 05:35 PM
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Hello,

I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I finish with you.
And you will be weak for days.
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All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot, if you can! ph34r.gif
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:53 PM
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Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot, if you can! 


I was thinking about the flu.




I was!!!



Really!!!


Ohhh - bugger it, I'm a filthy filthy girl. tongue.gif


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post Oct 21 2004, 06:55 PM
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We're all naughty, naughty little girls, Snuggle! It's a good thing we both have someone around regularly to administer the spankings! tongue.gif


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post Oct 21 2004, 06:57 PM
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Nah - I don't think we can be held accountable for this one Feyliya. We were led astray!!

*noddles*


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post Oct 21 2004, 07:19 PM
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Did someone call for a spanking?

On topic: Flu is evil. Never had it, though.
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:51 PM
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Disease is for the weak. When I see germs coming at me I flex my white blood cells and they run away and cower in a macroscopic corner.


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post Oct 21 2004, 08:01 PM
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I've never had a flu shot. I got the flu last year on Christmas morning and it took me a week and a half to recover. And then I went snow skiing and caught a cold.


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post Oct 21 2004, 08:02 PM
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Snow skiing as opposed to... what exactly? Dirt skiing?


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Eddie
post Oct 21 2004, 08:02 PM
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Naughty girls! smile.gif

A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!! innocent.gif ph34r.gif
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post Oct 21 2004, 08:15 PM
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I thought it was Zoot who was naughty... not snuggle..


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post Oct 22 2004, 12:03 AM
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Definitely didn't see that coming.


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post Oct 22 2004, 10:13 AM
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It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites
him in.

”Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He says, "That's cool."

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies
politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a
drive-in-movie. Peggy Sue's father responds,

"Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes to
screw, why she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has
envisaged the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little Poodle skirt
with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost
breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door
while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for
Bobby.



About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into
the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:



"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!" ph34r.gif
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post Oct 22 2004, 12:24 PM
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I thought you could only get flu jabs in this country if you were over a certain age or suffered from illnesses like diabetes that might make you more succeptable (apparently).

Might be wrong.

I'd love to have one but my local surgery doesn't do them for *cough* fit *cough* people like me rolleyes.gif


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post Oct 22 2004, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Oct 22 2004, 01:24 PM)
I thought you could only get flu jabs in this country if you were over a certain age or suffered from illnesses like diabetes that might make you more succeptable (apparently).

Might be wrong.
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Well... everyone can have a free NHS flu jab, but it is up to a GP to decide whether or not to administer one (mainly based on whether he/she has sufficient stocks after the priority cases are done, and whether you are considered to really need one).

Priority flu jabs are for:
  • 65 or over
  • living in an old people's home or nursing home
  • over 6 months old and have a long-term (chronic) conditions such as a heart problem, asthma, kidney disease, diabetes, or
  • have a lowered immune system due to disease or treatment such as steroid medication or cancer treatment.

You shouldn't have one if:
  • you have a serious allergy to hen's eggs
  • you are pregnant

Primary care staff are highly reccomended to have the jab, and it is the employee's responsibility to arrange this - but they are under no obligation to do so.

You can go private and get it though, for a fee.

(all of the above transcribed from: NHS Direct - The Flu Jab)
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post Oct 22 2004, 08:33 PM
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If you're in Canada add if you work in a health care setting to Hobbes' list. Eg. nursing home, hospital, clinic or as a health care worker working in the community. In fact they'll strongly recommend going and getting the flu shot.

So far I've been lazy about doing so. I really should as, at my office, they throw your name into a draw. Last year I won $50.


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post Oct 22 2004, 09:10 PM
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I think students living in halls have more chance too because of so many people being in such a small area and the chances of it spreading are insane, but again it's up to weather they go ask and wether the GP feels like it!


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post Oct 23 2004, 04:58 PM
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I got my flu shot early, before everyone started freaking out. Well, I'm young too, but my dad got his and he's a robust middle-aged guy. tongue.gif

Plan ahead and you'll be good smile.gif


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