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Faerieryn
post Oct 25 2004, 07:06 PM
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OK. This week was supposed to be a very good week. My first official half term as a teacher. I was supposed to be going away on sunday afternoon for a few days with my bloke (n.B not boyfriend just casula bloke this will make sense later in the topic) pretty good week planned etc.

My mum, my dad and I were heading into woking on our scooters to take back a couple of things before I went away in the afternoon. As we were driving along an ambulance came towards us. The bloke on the other side of the road STOPPED IN FRONT of the ambulance forcing it to go into the other lane. The two cars in front of me put their brakes on immediately. I braked but the surface was slippery and I carried on moving. The bike went into the back of the car infront of me just as it slipped out from under me. I hit the ground. THEN my dad came plowing into me from behind. His bike had slipped on the dodgy surface too. He went flying over the top of me into the verge.

WE ARE BOTH FINE aside from bruising and being stiff and extremely f***ed off at the whole situation. The bikes however are thoroughly mullered. My bike was a beautiful 8 month old vespa GT125 and my dads bike was hardly 3 months old. Now they are sitting in front of the house with sheets over the top of them so we don't have to loook at them.

To top it all off. I cancelled my weekend away and now I can't get in contact with my bloke. He calmed me down after it happened so I'm banking on him drowning the panic in a bottle of JD but it still upsets me that I can't talk to him. I HATE MY LIFE


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post Oct 25 2004, 10:00 PM
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Firstly. Poor babe! It all happens at once doesn't it! sad.gif *much sympathy offers J.D enhanced cookie*

Secondly. Don't forget though you have that nice shiney tag to help distract you, or alternatively when you do get hold of blokey object use it to hypnotise him..result captive company with the compulsary aim of addressing that bottle of J.D!

Always a plan with potential!!!

However, the sheet thing is a very good idea, just dont look under it for a very long time or at least till you can deal with the trauma! If you really must look, again....enter shiney tag and hypnotised blokey!


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Faerieryn
post Oct 25 2004, 11:57 PM
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thanks wyvern. Have just finished poking my blokey and he seems to be hypnotised into meeting meby the shiny tag I have. Or maybe its just the promise of sex!

And on another note. Thankyou for adopting Smiler. He's my best mate and probably the best guy in the world.


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post Oct 26 2004, 06:59 AM
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Poor Faerieryn. That would just happen at half term wouldn't it!

That's a lovely shiny tag- be distracted by that until you feel a lot better. Ooh, shiny... ooh, shiny... Feel better yet?


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post Oct 26 2004, 04:59 PM
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Aawww! Poor you. *big hugs* Hope you sorted stuff with him. *starts killing nasty bit of road*


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post Oct 28 2004, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Oct 26 2004, 12:57 AM)
And on another note. Thankyou for adopting Smiler. He's my best mate and probably the best guy in the world.
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Probably the best guy in the world??? Probably??? PROBABLY!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? Oi I'm not a bloody lager! Ok, maybe upon reflection there is the high blood alcohol level and a certain barrel like exterior similarity... but HEY! PROBABLY?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad you and you're Dad are alright- you look after your Mum as well.


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Faerieryn
post Nov 1 2004, 05:53 PM
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I said probably because I can't be accused of false advertising. I think you're the best guy in the world but someone else might disagree!


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post Nov 1 2004, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Nov 1 2004, 05:53 PM)
I said probably because I can't be accused of false advertising. I think you're the best guy in the world but someone else might disagree!
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So basically I've adopted a good one then? or is it a conspiracy to make me believe that?
Methinks I need to inspect this Smiler closely! Does he have any bad habits I should be aware of and is he fully house trained these are important questions I probably should have asked first....um....please let me know so I can install countermeasures.

Oh Yes! How did the half-term blokey liason work, do the shiney tags work if so do I qualify for one I like shiney and string! Ooo! I just love string!


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post Nov 5 2004, 09:25 PM
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YOu qualify for a shiny tag if you are a faerie. Maybe as a wyvern (female dwagon I believe) you may be in need of some conservation so they may let you have one too.

HAlf term got even more b**&%red when after rearranging our weekend his car broke down so he now has no money and no transport to get here!!!!


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post Nov 5 2004, 09:47 PM
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Poor Babe!
Damn this modern transport! does he not have legs? surely if he set off soon enough he could reach you? or is the distance a little more excessive than that? He'd be fit though even if completely exhausted and broke..*shrugs* I am starting to see flaws in my scheme...hmm...... blink.gif

Well I shall try and think of a better solution for you whilst I ...erm....find some armour...um or a large rock..ahem..see you later sweetheart hope stuff improves! and I implore you do not give smiler ideas keep him away from all sharp objects and tin cans...pleease unsure.gif ?


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