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Oct 28 2004, 12:53 PM
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I pull the wings off god ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
It starts with something easy like cottage cheese burger with pineapple chunks and gets worse but it has to be edible.
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Oct 29 2004, 06:05 PM
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![]() Probably sees visions ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371 |
Cheese pie, but without the cheese...
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Nov 3 2004, 01:58 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Lime jello with thousand island salad dressing.
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Nov 3 2004, 02:03 PM
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Worrying ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 119 Joined: 1-November 04 From: Dallas, Texas Member No.: 1,419 |
Anything from McDonalds.
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Nov 4 2004, 11:02 AM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Xeno @ Nov 3 2004, 03:03 PM) Seconded. Oh, and not forgetting anything my dad cooks. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 4 2004, 11:15 AM
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![]() Microwave your children ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Mr Fuzzy gave me a creation to try once. It was more bizarre than disgusting, but it looked pretty foul.
Toast (easy) Then you cook baked beans with an egg beaten in to it. Add Worcester sauce... And voila. Bizarre creation. While his point of 'it makes it more solid so you can pile it on higher' was, in a sense, true, it came out a strange shade of orange/brown and you just couldn't tell if it was cooked or not. It was the most bizarre consistancy I've ever come across in the world of food. Lesson: Never trust the Fuzz man. -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Nov 4 2004, 11:35 AM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
A local pizza place that I dont bother with anymore ran out of yeast one night and so they made the bases with just flour and water. That was bad.
-------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Nov 4 2004, 12:21 PM
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![]() F*cking with the best since 1996 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Baileys and Worcester Sauce - when you add the sauce the Baileys congels into this fluffy nasty stuff.
I was dared to try this at a party once and as I can never resist a dare I drank it. It bounced back up again rather quickly... -------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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Nov 4 2004, 02:23 PM
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![]() Microwave your children ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
You can get cocktails like that, called Brain Tumours (the baileys floats on the top in a three-month-old milk kind of way) and Oatmeal (the baileys is all mixed up and it's all... bitty). I used to sit in the pub for ages while a friend worked behind the bar, and he spent one night introducing me to all these disgusting little creations. No vomitting, but much drunkeness.
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Nov 4 2004, 02:30 PM
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![]() Destructogirl... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,547 Joined: 11-March 03 From: Innsmouth Member No.: 124 Gender: Female |
Being vegetarian, the worst thing for me has to be Black Pudding. Why anyone wouuld want to eat a tube of hardened congealed blood is beyond me...
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Nov 4 2004, 02:38 PM
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![]() Our UAV is online ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
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Nov 4 2004, 02:41 PM
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![]() Destructogirl... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,547 Joined: 11-March 03 From: Innsmouth Member No.: 124 Gender: Female |
Urrrgh. I wonder if the powers that be came up with a veggie alternative if anyone would eat it?? I've tried veggie haggis but don't like it.
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Nov 5 2004, 10:49 PM
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![]() Probably sees visions ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371 |
I always thought that black pudding was.. well.. an actual pudding.. like.. sweet... eeeeeeeewwwww, it sounds disgusting. I mean, I'm not a veggie but I wouldn't eat that. I mean, I don't even eat beef becuase it's all like.... ewwwww
-------------------- If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b
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Nov 6 2004, 03:57 PM
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Animal of manual life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 460 Joined: 29-July 04 From: Wilmington, NC (The States) Member No.: 1,220 Gender: Female |
my friends back when we were in middle school used to dare my friend, William, to put hot sauce in his chocolate milk.
One time, it ended up being mayonaise, hot sauce, ketchup, and i think fruit punch in the chocolate milk. if all five of us chipped in a dollar, he'd drink it. ...That poor boy. Was mighty funny, though ^_^ -------------------- ![]() "Savior" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind. |
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Nov 6 2004, 07:53 PM
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![]() The Six Train. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,904 Joined: 8-October 03 From: The Bronx, New York City!! Member No.: 636 Gender: Female |
School fish with spinach and rice inside... it nearly killed me when I ate it.
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I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay! Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol. |
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Nov 8 2004, 12:42 AM
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![]() Entomophobic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Chocolate covered ants.
flash-fried brains. EDIT: And personally I hate everything in Sushi but the rice... -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2004, 11:57 AM
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![]() Our UAV is online ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
I had this pizza once at this highly eco friendly restaurant - I ordered a pizza and they gave me a slice of bread with ketchup and brocolli on the top - ewwwww!
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Nov 8 2004, 03:45 PM
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![]() F*cking with the best since 1996 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Brocolli on a pizza can be really nice - assuming it's made properly.
-------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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Nov 8 2004, 04:47 PM
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![]() omno-ahhhhhhh! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Nov 4 2004, 02:23 PM) You can get cocktails like that, called Brain Tumours (the baileys floats on the top in a three-month-old milk kind of way) and Oatmeal (the baileys is all mixed up and it's all... bitty). I used to sit in the pub for ages while a friend worked behind the bar, and he spent one night introducing me to all these disgusting little creations. No vomitting, but much drunkeness. Has anyone seen it done where the Bailey's is poured in a glass that already has some red spirit put in it, so that the Baileys forms a sphere shape with a little trail to the side of the glass? -Looks very brainy surrounded by blood in a glass. Lovely stuff! I go for curry spiced strawberry milkshake. Mmm, yummy. I can see you salavate at the thought. -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Nov 8 2004, 04:51 PM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 38 Joined: 4-August 04 Member No.: 1,225 |
ok...the worst thing ive ever eaten was a sandwich known only as an 'arseburger'..
it contained: cheese some form of meat chocolate cake a kit kat about 5 different spice powders barbaque sauce (it reacts with chocolate cake..) probably a ton of other crap that ive forgotten to...it killed the other guy who had one and almost got me too |
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Nov 8 2004, 05:29 PM
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![]() Microwave your children ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Me and Snugs used to have contests. Oh yes, mighty contests indeed: What you could dare put in your mouth (in a young, childhood innocence kind of way, not a- oh, forget it...)
Snugs, you'll have to help me out here... I remember grapes (back when Snugs used to often find out how many grapes she could fit in her mouth at once) and fudge icing, with something disgustingly savoury... And then one chewed it, spat it out, the other chewed it, spat it out, and then the first chewed it and swallowed. We were lovely children. -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Nov 8 2004, 07:54 PM
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![]() F*cking with the best since 1996 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Snugs, you'll have to help me out here... I remember grapes (back when Snugs used to often find out how many grapes she could fit in her mouth at once) and fudge icing, with something disgustingly savoury... And then one chewed it, spat it out, the other chewed it, spat it out, and then the first chewed it and swallowed. Oh yes!! Our parents are so proud! I think it may have involved pizza? I want to say pizza but I'm not sure that it's right. And, just for the record, 36, medium sized, seedless grapes was the last known amount I could fit into my mouth at one time. -------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
funked)out_frog is my special Harem slave Harem count: Markslut, xkitsurabamix, Black - Wings, Candice, Moop, Daedalus, The Lorax, Franken - Sarah, Artemisia, Cath, Wyvern, Saucy Tara, PsychWardMike, JimiJimi, Fallen Element, Smiler, Korbin Dallas, laenan kite, Valerie, Faerieryn, trunk_girl26, Sir Psycho Sexy, Steam Roxxor, pgrmdave, monkey_called_narth |
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Nov 17 2004, 02:34 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
My ex's omelet. Mrs. Dash spice mix shouldn't be used by the half cup in 2-3 eggs. Usually served burnt to the sound of the fire alarm going off. Garnished with crunchy bits of blackened herb. It could barely be choked down using incredible amounts of ketchup and willpower. *gagging noises*
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Nov 30 2004, 02:37 PM
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![]() Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
vegemite and honey sandwich....
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Dec 1 2004, 11:19 AM
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![]() Our UAV is online ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
for a dare I drank a mixture of the water collected from a caravan sink with coke - it was soapy and had chunks of food from the washing up - never again!
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