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Uberabi
post Nov 1 2004, 02:31 PM
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That's 'Sir Guppy' to you
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Hello all.

Let me just say hi. I've come to this forum because it seems the most varied. (It also seems to have a lot of users so something must be good). smile.gif

I like discussing more or less anything but my specialist subjects include politics, things that make me laugh and things that make me think. Hope that sounds ok.

Yours eagerly

Abi biggrin.gif
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El Nino
post Nov 1 2004, 02:51 PM
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I pull the wings off god
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Hi. Consider yourself lucky cos my flamethrower is out of gas but unfortunately for you it's a multi purpose weapon

*discards gas canister, attaches dry ice canister, aims at Uberabi and fires*

Chill out, and enjoy the forums.


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saucy_tara
post Nov 1 2004, 04:23 PM
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Destructogirl...
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Hi Abi!! Welcome to the forums!! Pull up a chair, get comfy by the fire then we'll begin ok??? biggrin.gif
Anything you wish to know, please ask and we'll do our best to help ok?? You can use the PM button to send a personal message to someone if you get stuck.

Have lots of fun!!!

Tara (forum moderating team)


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Uberabi
post Nov 1 2004, 05:24 PM
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Thanks for the welcome guys. I particularly like the combination of kind words and dry ice. I'm thinking of using the very same combination next time the postman rings. smile.gif

Kind Regards

Abi
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mooooooooooopo
post Nov 1 2004, 05:51 PM
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: P>
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Hi Uberabi, welcome to the forums.

*duct tapes you to the ceiling*

Enjoy your stay. People will be along soon with sweet and explodey treats biggrin.gif.


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Nov 1 2004, 08:53 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget.
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oooh get you, an official welcome! i never got one of those...not that there was a moderating team when i joined...but it's the principal of it!


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Ashbless
post Nov 1 2004, 09:59 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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Welcome Abi!

*hands up a cookie and a beverage*


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
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the lil' pie...
post Nov 2 2004, 10:35 AM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles?
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Hey! *hands up additional pies* (little ones, before anyone complains they only got one...)
Quit with the wriggling. It sticks more if you do that smile.gif


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Uberabi
post Nov 2 2004, 12:59 PM
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Hmm, thanks for the food guys.

This should cure me of my fear of heights - and adhesive tape for that matter smile.gif . Thanks guys!

Abi

P.S. Just one question: how long do these initiation ceremonies last? I'm hoping to be down by Christmas.
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Ashbless
post Nov 2 2004, 01:07 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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Usually the tape breaks from accumulated posts. Post in the threads on the forum, grow your post count to members and voila tape breakage. It could also be the virtual food that you eat. unsure.gif If you get adopted your mentor could also cut you down for giggles - or leave you up there with extra duct tape, varies. smile.gif


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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 2 2004, 08:48 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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But the thing is the Duct tape is usually the least of your worries cause I usualy come along after with the ganades Oh! Look what we have here! *sticks granade to Uberabi pulls pin and runs* Hi! and welcome!


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Wyvern
post Nov 2 2004, 09:57 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug
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QUOTE (Cath @ Nov 2 2004, 08:48 PM)
But the thing is the Duct tape is usually the least of your worries cause I usualy come along after with the ganades Oh! Look what we have here! *sticks granade to Uberabi pulls pin and runs* Hi! and welcome!
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NOooo! Cath got there first! Why cant I ever get there first?*stamps foot*

I know...*rummages in pockets* ahah one left thought they'd all gone *blocks grenade with gluey fairy and saunters off*


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Trial specimen: Raevnkite.
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Quoth(The Raven)
post Nov 20 2004, 02:59 AM
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Meow!
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(a swarm of fairies fly in alerted by sounds of distress from fairy stuck in grenade...)
Fairy 1 : not again! first the culls, now this!
Fairy 2 : Right. No more ms Nice fairy! Break out the stingers!
(Fairies pass out tiny cattle prods. There are about a dozen fairies, and each is armed with a stinger rod. Uberabi looks around, worried)
Uberabi: Now, now. Put down those stingers! I'm not the one who stuck the fairy in the grenade!
Fairy 3 : (Snarls)Then who, Big boy?
Uberabi: (Thinking fast) It was, um, Cath! Yeah, that's it, Cath!
Fairy 1 : alright. Cath, then. Have you liberated our sister?
Fairy 2 : yes, M'am!
Fairy 1 : then, let's get going! this 'Cath' has a lot of explaining to do!
Fairy 3 : And you, big boy! If we find out you've been lyin' to us...
Uberabi: No, I swear!
(Fairy 1 nods, and they all fly out)
Uberabi: Whew!
(Genade begins ticking, again)
Uberabi: Oh, no!
(Huge explosion)


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