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Patti-Sue
post Nov 1 2004, 04:49 PM
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That's 'Sir Guppy' to you
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I'm new..just saying Hi! biggrin.gif
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El Nino
post Nov 1 2004, 04:56 PM
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I pull the wings off god
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Oh joyous noob day, another one for me to freeze

*quickly takes aim and fires off another chilly volley*

Welcome to the forums.


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mooooooooooopo
post Nov 1 2004, 05:53 PM
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: P>
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Hi, welcome to the forums.

I'm afraid you're going to have to be taped to the ceiling, as is the tradition.

*tapes you to the ceiling*

More people will be along soon to greet you with cakes and grenades and other nice things smile.gif.


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Patti-Sue
post Nov 1 2004, 06:01 PM
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Gee, I've never experienced such a ....warm.... welcoming.

Thanks!
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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Nov 1 2004, 06:43 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget.
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heheheh......slut

...on the mug!! it say's it on the MUG!!!


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Patti-Sue
post Nov 1 2004, 07:09 PM
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I yam what I yam.
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Ashbless
post Nov 1 2004, 10:01 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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*hands up a cookie, fills mug with a beverage of Patti-Sue's choice*

Welcome to Matazone!


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
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the lil' pie...
post Nov 2 2004, 10:36 AM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles?
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*hands up a pie*

This noob welcoming is taking longer every time I come on here blink.gif
Welcome! smile.gif


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PsychWardMike
post Nov 2 2004, 02:38 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
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Right. Stay the hell away from my coffee and we should get along just fine. Helps if you like Capcom, too, but whatever.

Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry bloody rule.

But really, stay away from my coffee.

Slut.

I like the coffee cup.

But get your own damn coffee.

Really.

I mean it.

Stay away from my coffee.


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I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you.
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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 2 2004, 08:52 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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He really is very protective of that coffee it makes you wonder whats in it?? But anyway back to the wellcomes Hi! *sticks granade inside mug pulls pin and runs*


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Wyvern
post Nov 2 2004, 09:47 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug
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Ooo! I like the mug! you can fit plenty in that! rolleyes.gif

*tops up beverage and hands up bonfire toffee cookie*

Enjoy the view the tape breaks eventually I promise especially with all the food round here and when you do get down the best plan of action is to get Cath BEFORE she gets you!!!


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Nov 2 2004, 10:47 PM
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*steals some of mikes coffee.....just to see what would happen*


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PsychWardMike
post Nov 3 2004, 03:16 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
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Trust me, you haven't stolen any. You might think you have, but check your hands. Nothing.


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Nov 3 2004, 12:17 PM
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oooh...god-modding *makes a point never to roleplay with mike*


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Nov 20 2004, 06:08 AM
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Meow!
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(Wanders in)
Howdy! Have a Grenade Neutraliser™. One of only four in existance! We've increased the continous use time to twenty minutes, meaning that it will keep Cath's grenade from going off for that long... I suggest you pour out your mug and get rid of the grenade as soon as possible. I'll even share my Cherry Coke™ with you, if you'd like. Being blown up isn't fatal, but it stings something awful... and then you have to put the pieces back together. One poor noob looked like a Picasso painting for the longest time...
(Hands up 2 liter bottle of Cherry Coke™) well, if there's any time left on the neutraliser, when you dispose of the Grenade, feel free to pass it on to another noob... TTFN!
(Wanders out)


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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