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Xeno
post Nov 2 2004, 10:20 AM
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I am Xeno, also known as the Xenocide

I'm new to the forums but not to the cartoons. I've spent the last five years of my life seeking ultimate fulfillment in an internet forum. None has matched my expectations. I hope this will at last change....for good. The world is burning.

Okay, that was a bit of crap I made up. I came in here cause I was bored and now I suppose I should tell you who I am. I'm blond-haired, blue-eyed, 5'11" and about 160 pounds. My hobbies are gaming (tabletop stuff), swimming, wakeboarding, working out, reading, and being a layabout dilletante of all things.
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mooooooooooopo
post Nov 2 2004, 10:28 AM
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Welcome to the forums

*duct tapes you the the ceiling*

Enjoy your stay, hopefully the forums will match your expectations; nice wide range of topics and plentiful spam haters, what more could you want?

The rest of the greeting people will be along shortly with cakes, grenades and other nice things smile.gif.


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the lil' pie...
post Nov 2 2004, 10:39 AM
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Starting with the PIE *gives a large pie to Xeno*
It's any flavour you want. My pie is magic, after all.
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Ashbless
post Nov 2 2004, 01:08 PM
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*Hands up a cookie and a beverage*

Welcome to Matazone!


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
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El Nino
post Nov 2 2004, 02:24 PM
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*Runs in, crouches down, takes aim*

This is gonna be cold for you, and fun for me

*and fires, then runs out again*

Welcome.


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Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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post Nov 2 2004, 02:36 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
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Hi. Stay away from my coffee and we should get along fine.

Helps if you like Capcom, too, but that's not too big.

But seriously, stay the hell away from my coffee.


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I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you.
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Xeno
post Nov 2 2004, 02:46 PM
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*Painfully removes duct tape*

They weren't kidding when they said that stuff is painful to remove. Thank you for removing the excess skin layers I probably wouldn't need anyways.

*Eats pie*

Boysenberry!!! Woohoo!

*Eats cookie*

Chocolate chip, okay

*Drinks beverage*

Nice, a drink

*Loads weapon*

Okay, time to hunt down Because I Can now BECAUSE I CAN......

DUN, DUN, DUN

(to be continued)
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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 2 2004, 08:59 PM
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Unfortunatly the duct tape isn't that easy to remove it tends to onlt come away when you have enough posts to break it so I'm afraid you'll be stuck there a while longer unless some one comes and let you down. But unfortunatly you got me and I aint that nice! evil.gif Hi and welcome *sticks granade on Xeno pulls pin and runs*


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Wyvern
post Nov 2 2004, 09:07 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug
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QUOTE (Cath @ Nov 2 2004, 08:59 PM)
Unfortunatly the duct tape isn't that easy to remove it tends to onlt come away when you have enough posts to break it so I'm afraid you'll be stuck there a while longer unless some one comes and let you down. But unfortunatly you got me and I aint that nice! evil.gif Hi and welcome *sticks granade on Xeno pulls pin and runs*
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Not another one! CAATHH!!!

Cant do much about that one im out of gluey fairies Im afraid try this toffee though it may muffle things abit!

*hands up very gooey toffee*

She's right about the tape though Im afraid but it gives you plenty of time to scheme and plot revenge.....evil.gif

Enjoy your stay!...now were did she go?..........
*whips out cath tracker and disappears into gloom...*


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Xeno
post Nov 3 2004, 05:14 AM
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*looks at nice present Cath left*

It's pretty, nice and roundish but he dropped the stopper

*flails around looking for pin*

Oh well, guess I'll have to use it now

*Fills grenade with gooey toffee*

There, that looks nice.
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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 3 2004, 09:55 AM
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Hmm.... didn't the name give away I was female? Oh! and you'll have to find a way to unstick it before you try and use it. *steals toffee* Mmm.. yummy!


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Xeno
post Nov 3 2004, 01:11 PM
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No, I wasn't thinking, Cath. Ummm, man the timer on this grenade is slow. Waiting to be killed.....waiting to be killed..........
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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 3 2004, 01:29 PM
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Oh! Dont worry you wont die just get blown up! *cath leaves needle and thread so Xeno can sew them self back together later*


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Wyvern
post Nov 3 2004, 09:25 PM
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The toffee might make a substitute glue to help with the reassembly!
Let me know if it works!


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Xeno
post Nov 4 2004, 03:34 AM
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Waiting to be blowed up.....waiting to be blowed up
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Ashbless
post Nov 4 2004, 04:29 AM
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I got hit by Cath's time bomb in Because I can's post. It's caused me to resurrect all sorts of old dead threads and nigh-unto-useless bits of old dead threads.

ph34r.gif Cath's presents aren't always fun. ph34r.gif

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Quoth(The Raven)
post Nov 22 2004, 02:27 AM
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(Wanders in)
Hey, there! How about a nice Grenade neutraliser? One of only three in existance!
Keep it close to the grenade, and it will stop the clock... but only for about twenty minutes... after that, the circuits overheat and fuse, and the grenade starts ticking again. I'd post lots, and free myself before that happens, if I were you...
(Wanders back out)


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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