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post Nov 4 2004, 01:19 AM
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Mens briefs have pockets.
Womans thongs are like.... floss.... or scrap cloth. A permanent wedgie!
Boxers.... shorts or not? They, instead of a pocket, have a hole....
Boxer breifs.... o.0; A take off of womans bikinis?

Whats with all the weirdness?

This acctually stemmed off of a topic discussed in health.... about naieve people. One of my teachers friends daughers (a senior in highschool) Was looking through a magazine and came across a picture of a man in tighty whities.... and she asked "Why do men have pockets in their underwear?".... Her mom, lovingly, replied "to keep their keys in"

The poor girl....

Any man keep keys in their underwear pockets? wink.gif


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post Nov 4 2004, 01:24 AM
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Underwear are strange.... when I was younger, I thought men had pockets in their underwear too...lol


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post Nov 4 2004, 01:29 AM
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They do have pockets in their underwear! 0.0;

I never quite understood.... oy


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post Nov 4 2004, 02:14 AM
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I keep raw meat in my underwear pocket....and lace them with pheromones to attract girls.
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post Nov 4 2004, 11:05 AM
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Whoever invented the "Tanga" brief for men should have their head on a spike. They are just sooo uggly!!


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post Nov 4 2004, 06:01 PM
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Oooo! ye! I'm way with you on that one Saucy! Nasty!!! blink.gif


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post Nov 4 2004, 10:45 PM
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ok, question: of all the things that you'd expect to find printed all over a bra and pair of panties, is a barcode one of them? 'cause that's what i saw in a store today. is this some fetish that i was unware of? "hey baby, i'm on sale!" ?????????


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post Nov 4 2004, 11:40 PM
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Its the age of the slut, you see....

*cough*

Also.... I dont know what 'tanga' is but I'm scared to look it up on google, I dont want my eyes to die.... heh. Explain?


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post Nov 5 2004, 12:05 AM
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It's the one where it has a front and a bum (unlike a thong) but has really thin straps connecting the two.

Does that make sense?


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post Nov 5 2004, 04:28 PM
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Yep, but I hate them so much. They look just as bad on women.
I asked guys at college if they kept keys in the pockets. Most said no, but half of them thought it was actually an excellent idea, as then they wouldn't lose them so much...apparently.
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post Nov 5 2004, 05:13 PM
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nipple rings are good places for keys apparently

anyway I have hot pants with a pocket, too tight to put stuff in though


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post Nov 5 2004, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Nov 4 2004, 08:05 PM)
It's the one where it has a front and a bum (unlike a thong) but has really thin straps connecting the two.

Does that make sense?
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Makes perfect sense. Why would they make it though? x.X;; And it has to be really uncomfortable....


I dont see why anyone would like to keep keys in their underwear.... they would be cold !!


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post Nov 5 2004, 08:37 PM
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I don't like guys' underwear which isnt boxers... It's scary blink.gif

And there are many many many varieties of thongs! Not all are like a permenant wedgie tongue.gif


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post Nov 5 2004, 10:41 PM
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I was wathing this random 'science' program which is actually not science at all.... it's kinda funny actually.. but they were testing which mans underwear was the most dangerous... and one of them was like... a monkey face as the front... like a big fluffy padded one.. and then string for the rest... ewwwww


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post Nov 5 2004, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE (jicama @ Nov 4 2004, 10:45 PM)
ok, question:  of all the things that you'd expect to find printed all over a bra and pair of panties, is a barcode one of them?  'cause that's what i saw in a store today.  is this some fetish that i was unware of?  "hey baby, i'm on sale!"  ?????????
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They actually sound quite interesting, where did you see them?

/me is quite interested.


QUOTE (markslut @ Nov 5 2004, 05:13 PM)
nipple rings are good places for keys apparently

anyway I have hot pants with a pocket, too tight to put stuff in though
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There is _always_ enough room, if you like being squished. tongue.gif
I end up using my bra as a safe place to store things when I'm out on the tiles. Purse; phone; baccy tin; lighter; make up. Not tried keys in there yet. hmm...


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post Nov 6 2004, 12:07 AM
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I end up using my bra as a safe place to store things


How? blink.gif There's just enough room in my bra for me, couldn't imagine trying to stuff much more in there!


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post Nov 6 2004, 03:00 PM
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Someone I used to go out with kept everything in her bra, whenever she had to get anything out it was always the last thing she produced. Going through it was like a game of lucky dip, very lucky in my case tongue.gif .


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post Nov 7 2004, 01:13 PM
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But if you stuff things down your bra... doesn't it make your boobs look all lumpy?...


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post Nov 7 2004, 01:22 PM
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Exactly what I was thinking, Black-wings. And isn't it a bit... um... uncomfortable? blink.gif


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post Nov 7 2004, 02:22 PM
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Well what if you have a padded molded bra thingy? It would take a great deal of stuff to get one of thoes things to look lumpy x.x; I imagine it being uncomfy though.... indeed. I could understand keeping your money there.... maybe a key.... but a cellphone??


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post Nov 7 2004, 02:43 PM
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What happens if you've stuffed stuffed your phone down there and then it starts ringing?.. hehe


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Mobile phones can be really tiny... it would be funny to watch if someones boobs started vibrating though!


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post Nov 7 2004, 11:31 PM
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Not all tops make your boobs look really pronounced, if its a particlierly loose one or if your wearing a knitted poncho for example people wont notice the mobile phone shaped nipple with a homer simpson nipple key ring.


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post Nov 8 2004, 02:25 AM
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(throws out all tanga briefs)

(weeping) Dang, why did I buy those when women hate them?

(throws out all his bras)

And mine can't fit my cell phone in either, better get rid of them.
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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Nov 5 2004, 04:28 PM)
Yep, but I hate them so much. They look just as bad on women.
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