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Polocrunch
post Nov 8 2004, 10:28 PM
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I was recently reminded by Commie and Frog (who're getting e-married - see their engagement thread in Daily Life) that rather a lot of us are married to another forumite, both in real life and online. I've forgotten who's married to whom, though, so could people register here? It's for the sake of my nostalgia-bone (next to the funny bone, for those biologists who are interested).

Also, if you have a long-time noob with whom you have fostered a strong relationship, if you have killed anyone (bans too, peut-etre tongue.gif), or if you have committed vile acts with your e-relations, resulting in deformed e-children, please announce it here too. Finally we may be able to keep track of all the crazy stuff that goes down on Matazone. And - who knows? - we may even re-start the old traditions. Hurrah!


Here, in alphabetical order, is the current list of births, deaths, marriages et al:

- Daedalus is living in sin with snoo
- Phoenix is living in sin with SPS
- Righteous is living in sin with Spiffy
- SpeakerfortheLost is living in sin with His Hand

- The relationship between Frog and Moop is unclassifiable
- Snugglebum has a harem
- Blackwings has not revoked her claim of being dead
- Hyperion and syuu are dirty lesbos
- Wyvern is tribal chief for exceptional, AlienMoe and Smiler
- The relationship between Candice, Chanserv, Aries, Pab and Debaser is shrouded in mystery and covered in bits of placenta
- Lolo is self-declared spinster
- Frog claims Candice to be her concubine
- Syuu, Jaq, Hinsely and Debaser are/were filthy polygamists

- Artemisia is RL engaged to Tigersong

- Feyliya is engaged to Laramon
- Gothictheysay is engaged to Tortured Soul
- IrishGuy is engaged to Snugglebum
- Irishguy is engaged to Xkitsurabimix
- Little Bear is engaged to Trunks Girl26
- Spiffy is engaged to Righteous

- Acidteardrop is married to magikeyes
- Aria is married to Irishguy
- Aries is married to mcsimong
- Aries is married to Tigersong
- Aries is married to Commiebastard
- Artist.unknown is married to PsychWardMike (we think; possibly they are also living in sin)
- Candice is married to Chanserv (no-one survived the marriage ceremony)
- Candice is married to LindyLouWho
- Candice is married to Jaq
- Cath is married to Mr Teapot
- Cheesemoose is married to Iatb
- Commiebastard is married to Frog
- Covertyawn is married to Elf
- Debaser was married to PorcelainWarrior
- Fluffy is married to Silver Star Angel of Da Towers
- Free Psycho is married to Hinsley (if they still exist)
- Fuzzy is married to Syuu
- Gerbil is married to SuperKathoid
- Gothic Angel is married to Porce
- Industrial Kybosh is married to MistressAlti - twice!
- Jaq is married to Leopold
- Jonman is married to Kisah
- Karismaklysm is married to Ravein
- Leopold is married to Saucy Tara
- Magikeyes is married to Narth
- Narth is married to Pgrmdave
- Oni is married to Snoo
- Polocrunch is married to Syuu
- Psychwardmike is married to His Hand

- Righteous divorced Narth (ohmy.gif!)
- Syuu divorced Oni
- Elf divorced Eccojedi
- Elf divorced Tarantio

- Aislinn Faye noobed Sakura Chan
- BecauseICan noobed Frog
- Cath noobed QuothTheRaven
- Candice noobed Alanity
- Candice noobed cait
- Candice noobed Queenie
Candice noobed WereBugger
- Candice and LindyLouWho parented Irish
- Cheese noobed Irish
- CheeseMoose noobed Erin
- Crazi noobed Elf
- Gothictheysay noobed The Lorax
- Industrial Kybosh noobed Hyperion
- Hinsely noobed {Gothic Angel}
- Hinsley noobed Feyliya
- Hyperion noobed The Muse
- Lolo noobed Spacehappy
- Mu noobed Frog
- Righteous noobed Aislinn Faye
- Righteous noobed You Deny Me Freshmaker
- Snoo noobed Greeneyes
- Silver Star noobed Smallcuteanddeadly
- Wyvern noobed Smiler

- Snugglebum is a nob
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Righteous
post Nov 15 2004, 05:43 PM
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- Polocrunch   Registry Of Births, Deaths And Marriages   Nov 8 2004, 10:28 PM
- - Black-Wings   I died   Nov 8 2004, 10:39 PM
- - Tigersong   Tigersong is married to Aries.   Nov 8 2004, 10:39 PM
- - MrTeapot   As my signature proudly shows. MrTeapot is marrie...   Nov 8 2004, 11:06 PM
- - gothictheysay   Lorax is my little noob-noob and shall always be.   Nov 9 2004, 03:53 AM
- - Righteous   Spiffy and I are dating. I'm e-divorced from N...   Nov 9 2004, 04:06 AM
- - Wyvern   Right lets see... Cath is my real life mentor / s...   Nov 9 2004, 07:36 PM
- - Cath   Teapot sweetie we never made it offical were still...   Nov 9 2004, 07:52 PM
- - Polocrunch   Updated! Righteous, by whom is Sakura Chan y...   Nov 9 2004, 08:38 PM
- - snoo   Greeneyes is my pet (aka noob) and I him very muc...   Nov 9 2004, 08:41 PM
- - saucy_tara   I am e-married to the fab Leopold, who started the...   Nov 9 2004, 08:44 PM
- - Jonman   Hellooooo!!! Remember me? The one you...   Nov 9 2004, 08:48 PM
|- - CommieBastard   QUOTE (Jonman @ Nov 9 2004, 08:48 PM)Helloooo...   Nov 9 2004, 08:50 PM
|- - Jonman   QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 9 2004, 08:50 PM)Q...   Nov 9 2004, 08:52 PM
- - funked)out_frog   I was adopted by Mu.   Nov 9 2004, 09:02 PM
- - Polocrunch   Gah! This is proving to be much more work than...   Nov 9 2004, 09:06 PM
- - Ashbless   IrishGuy is engaged to Snugglebum the Destroyer. T...   Nov 9 2004, 09:40 PM
- - MrTeapot   Oh I like the idea of living in E-Sin. Hmmm we mus...   Nov 9 2004, 10:23 PM
- - Righteous   Sakura Chan is Aislinn's noob and my sweetie a...   Nov 10 2004, 02:28 AM
- - Artemisia   Artemisia is RL engaged to Tigersong.   Nov 10 2004, 07:34 AM
- - dancing hamster guy   All this makes me feel jealous and lonely! Any...   Nov 10 2004, 10:34 AM
- - Forever Unknown   I believe that this thread is elitist and single-p...   Nov 10 2004, 12:14 PM
- - Xkitsurabamix   *wimpers* Kitsu is all e-single and stuff...*pout*...   Nov 10 2004, 12:40 PM
- - exceptional1709   I'm half dead. Does that count?   Nov 10 2004, 05:06 PM
- - Cath   QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Nov 9 2004, 11:23 PM)Oh I l...   Nov 10 2004, 06:15 PM
- - Mutilation   Although you format MUTILATION noobed Frog, someon...   Nov 10 2004, 06:19 PM
|- - saucy_tara   QUOTE (Mutilation @ Nov 10 2004, 06:19 PM)Alt...   Nov 10 2004, 07:44 PM
- - Mutilation   lol u suck   Nov 10 2004, 07:48 PM
- - Little Green Goth   Little Green Goth used to be the noob of someone, ...   Nov 10 2004, 08:24 PM
- - moop   I'm also e-single There was talk on IRC of m...   Nov 10 2004, 08:33 PM
- - IrishGuy   Aye. I'm just a giant e-slut, ain't I? Les...   Nov 10 2004, 08:42 PM
- - exceptional1709   QUOTE Stop spamming everyone's threads before ...   Nov 10 2004, 08:44 PM
- - MrTeapot   We're working on it exceptional.   Nov 10 2004, 09:07 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   QUOTE There was talk on IRC of me joining Snuggleb...   Nov 10 2004, 09:18 PM
|- - Little Green Goth   QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Nov 10 2004...   Nov 10 2004, 11:37 PM
- - spiffilicious05   QUOTE - Righteous divorced Narth (!) I didn...   Nov 10 2004, 09:27 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   QUOTE Well, just how big of a herium are you plann...   Nov 10 2004, 11:43 PM
- - funked)out_frog   About you harem Snuggs, how many so far? -And can ...   Nov 10 2004, 11:53 PM
- - moop   QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Nov 10 2004...   Nov 10 2004, 11:57 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   QUOTE How can any sane forumite resist? Offer acce...   Nov 11 2004, 12:03 AM
- - Daedalus   Daedalus is RL something-or-othered to snoo Daedal...   Nov 11 2004, 12:38 AM
- - funked)out_frog   ^ Has this now beome a lonely hearts colum? Becaus...   Nov 11 2004, 01:03 AM
- - Ashbless   I believe I chose the insane path of sitting on th...   Nov 11 2004, 02:57 AM
- - LoLo   I am part of the never getting e-married club whic...   Nov 11 2004, 07:17 AM
- - Xkitsurabamix   i guess Opium would be my noob, i showed her mataz...   Nov 11 2004, 03:26 PM
- - Righteous   Aislinn Faye noobed Sakura Chan   Nov 11 2004, 07:12 PM
- - moop   moop is funked)out_frog's paramour.   Nov 11 2004, 07:39 PM
- - Little Green Goth   I was once one of those that refused to be e-marri...   Nov 11 2004, 08:00 PM
- - Ashbless   Snagged from Silver Star Angel of Da Towers. Who ...   Nov 11 2004, 08:36 PM
- - Twitching   I'm e-single. We ought to auction off all of ...   Nov 12 2004, 12:45 AM
- - Asenyth   I would like to be adopted by any childless e-coup...   Nov 12 2004, 06:39 AM
- - SPEAKERfortheLOST   I'm married to my hand. Her name is Jill. We...   Nov 12 2004, 02:31 PM
- - Asenyth   Well when you and Jill come back from the 'bac...   Nov 12 2004, 02:41 PM
- - Cath   Updateage! Commiebastard is married to Frog   Nov 12 2004, 02:50 PM
- - dancing hamster guy   QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Nov 12 2004, 03:31...   Nov 12 2004, 02:51 PM
- - Xkitsurabamix   IrishGuy is now engaged to xKitsurabamix, and will...   Nov 13 2004, 05:15 AM
- - Asenyth   I just want to be adopted by SOMEONE! Maybe a ...   Nov 13 2004, 07:33 AM
- - Polocrunch   Righty ho, everything's pretty much updated. I...   Nov 13 2004, 06:38 PM
- - Xkitsurabamix   I'll talk it over with Irish, Asenyth Oh, and...   Nov 13 2004, 07:33 PM
- - Black-Wings   Polo, I'm a girl!!   Nov 14 2004, 08:42 PM
- - Because I can   I would definately say that I am unclassifiable   Nov 15 2004, 02:07 PM
- - Polocrunch   Sorry BlackWings! Silly me. We ought to have l...   Nov 15 2004, 05:40 PM
- - Righteous   I've been thinking that for a while, actually.   Nov 15 2004, 05:43 PM
- - Polocrunch   I'm still taking the credit for it if it gets ...   Nov 15 2004, 05:48 PM
- - CommieBastard   It's already been suggested.   Nov 15 2004, 07:08 PM
- - Cath   Cath E-married to Mr Teapot   Nov 15 2004, 07:53 PM
- - Polocrunch   Curse you, Commie! Curse you and your thunder-...   Nov 17 2004, 05:29 PM
- - Wyvern   Thought Id update a little. I appear to have gaine...   Nov 17 2004, 11:46 PM
|- - exceptional1709   QUOTE (Wyvern @ Nov 17 2004, 11:46 PM)Welcome...   Nov 18 2004, 06:14 PM
|- - Wyvern   QUOTE Can I be a member?  Can I be a member t...   Nov 18 2004, 09:51 PM
- - Asenyth   QUOTE (Xkitsurabamix @ Nov 13 2004, 02:33 PM)...   Nov 18 2004, 01:13 AM
- - EvilSpoon   I've never been e-married, and I've never ...   Nov 18 2004, 02:39 AM
- - The Lorax   Ditto, Spoon...well I'm a 'foob' not a...   Nov 18 2004, 04:37 AM
- - Ashbless   QUOTE (The Lorax @ Nov 15 2004, 07:10 PM)I-wh...   Nov 18 2004, 01:21 PM
- - Cath   I think you all ready are!! (poor me!...   Nov 18 2004, 06:19 PM
|- - exceptional1709   QUOTE (Cath @ Nov 18 2004, 06:19 PM)I think y...   Nov 18 2004, 09:38 PM
- - Cath   You do realise there'd be no tribe if it wasn...   Nov 18 2004, 09:50 PM
- - exceptional1709   Yay!!! Nice try Cath but I think it...   Nov 18 2004, 09:54 PM
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- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   Everytime I see the word noobed I always read it a...   Nov 20 2004, 11:14 PM
|- - Because I can   QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Nov 20 2004...   Dec 18 2004, 10:36 AM
- - Cath   We just found another e marriage that might have b...   Dec 17 2004, 07:12 PM
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- - funked)out_frog   Hmm, mo' to add: Because I Can is my sugar-e-...   Jan 20 2005, 06:06 PM
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- - snoo   Oni and snoo are now officially married and all th...   Feb 10 2005, 11:52 PM
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