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arachnidoc17
post Nov 9 2004, 02:40 AM
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OK, here's some things:
Diablos come stock with special sensors that tell you if a cop with a radar gun is in front of you or if a cop is chasing you.

You can buy a radar gun jammer (Black market of course) that hooks up to your car and stops radar guns from giving an accurate reading of your speed. NOTE: It's just a little hook-up that stays inside your ar. It's not something you have to point or even turn on.


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post Nov 9 2004, 05:16 AM
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...A Browning M2 .50 BMG. Takes care of radar guns anyday. In fact...it magically makes anyone chasing you to come to a complete stop. Or at the very least, go in the opposite direction. I don't have one yet...but I guess it would be kinda cool. That's 'bout all I could come up with at the moment. Oh, and maybe Chloe Vevrier riding shotgun and workin' it...I don't think that's too much to ask. Is it?
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post Nov 9 2004, 06:46 AM
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I always thought it would be great to have a soda fountain in the dash board so you could always grab something to drink while driving. Maybe a coffee dispenser as well. I think a minibar would cause too many accidents, but it would be nice.


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post Nov 9 2004, 03:11 PM
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I've got bats in my car and a dracula toy that wehn you squeeze him he says: "I vant to suck your blood"!


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post Nov 9 2004, 04:09 PM
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I put a girl in my car. I find it makes the ride more enjoyable with only a slight increase in the risk of accidents.
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post Nov 9 2004, 04:18 PM
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post Nov 9 2004, 04:27 PM
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I wondered where your enimies had disapeared to Snuggs ohmy.gif

One of those cloaking devices that Klingon's are always using would be kinda cool?


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post Nov 9 2004, 06:05 PM
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An iPod with one of these would be nice.

And also a small monkey on a string.


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post Nov 10 2004, 03:16 AM
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post Nov 10 2004, 03:53 AM
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A steering wheel. ph34r.gif


You want to drive without one and see how cool it is, be my guest.


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post Nov 10 2004, 01:47 PM
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Sweeties/chocolate to feed to random people collected en-route!! wink.gif


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post Nov 11 2004, 02:01 AM
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A chocolate/sweeties chain gun turret to get rid of lingering thumbers.

"Oh, God, the creamy nougat center peirced my torso!"


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post Nov 11 2004, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Nov 11 2004, 02:01 AM)
A chocolate/sweeties chain gun turret to get rid of lingering thumbers.

"Oh, God, the creamy nougat center peirced my torso!"
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That brings a whole new meaning to "Death by Chocolate"!! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 11 2004, 11:28 AM
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On the theme of evading law enforcement people, it is possible to buy a device that sits in your car, and beeps and flashes whenever you get near to a speed camera. I think it was designed to stop those cameras that are hidden behind trees or bushes. I know that it was meant to be used by judges or politicians for example.


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post Nov 11 2004, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Nov 9 2004, 06:05 PM)
An iPod with one of these would be nice.
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/me now has cd changer


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