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Snugglebum the D...
post Nov 12 2004, 11:06 PM
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Welcome to my harem. smile.gif

Please, take a cushion and let me explain the rules.

It goes like this - if you would like to become part of my very exclusive harem you start your post with 'Please Mistress'. You then need to give me a reason why you feel you would be beneficial to this establishment. If I feel that you would be suitable for a much coveted position, then you will be added to my sig V.

In return you get the following benefits:

A pretty outfit. *holds up a series of scarves made from gossamer thin mesh*
Fed and watered on a regular basis.
An exercise wheel.
To share a room with many other lovelies.
Pocket money.

There is also the added bonus that all rooms are equipt with it's own shallow pool and fountain, many cushions in shades of red (for languishing), huge bowls of fruit and a guarenteed Sinbad attack at least once a fortnight. biggrin.gif

Enjoy. biggrin.gif


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El Nino
post Nov 13 2004, 01:26 PM
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*walks in* I don't think I should be in here

Thanks for the cushion though

*takes some fruit too and leaves*


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markslut
post Nov 13 2004, 04:39 PM
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Please Mistress


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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 13 2004, 05:01 PM
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Please mistress...
I'm a geisha, and geishas are perfect in a harem happy.gif
I can dance and play instruments, and i'm awfully good at putting thick white makeup on.


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Snugglebum the D...
post Nov 13 2004, 05:11 PM
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Wow a Geisha and Markslut!! This harem is going to rock! biggrin.gif

I mean...

Markslut - You're definately acceptable to this harem purely on the merits of your fantastic dress sense.

xkitsurabamix - Geishas are always welcome. However, you're on probation - steal Irish from under my nose will you. A woman scorned and all. wink.gif

*pulls back beaded curtain to the inner sanctum*

Enjoy!!

I'm afraid I'm rather aloof and tend to neglect my charges. There's a pile of sex toys in the corner. biggrin.gif


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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 13 2004, 05:43 PM
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*wimpers* but Vic is myyy hunny-bunny happy.gif


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Ashbless
post Nov 13 2004, 09:42 PM
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And he looks good in a purple fuzzy codpiece! laugh.gif

Hehehe *snaffles a cushion and a few grapes and also legs it*

Thannkkkss Snuggeleless!!!


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Black-Wings
post Nov 13 2004, 10:50 PM
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Please mistress...
I rule the world biggrin.gif No.. actually I just rule.. but you know what I mean...

Anyway.. what does harem mean?... (I'm a bit dumb.. heh)


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Phyllis
post Nov 13 2004, 11:07 PM
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Please mistress....since I'm a single girl now I can lavish ALL of my affection onto you! biggrin.gif And uhm....I can cook?

Been a long time since I joined any e-club type things.


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Spacehappy
post Nov 13 2004, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Nov 12 2004, 11:06 PM)
An exercise wheel.
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That put me right off it. dry.gif
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mooooooooooopo
post Nov 13 2004, 11:53 PM
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Please mistress,

I have great languishing skills and um...kinkyness biggrin.gif.


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Daedalus
post Nov 14 2004, 12:51 AM
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Pretend you didn't notice
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Please mistress,

You can play with my beard tongue.gif


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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 14 2004, 04:57 AM
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Ooh, Daedalus has a beard? *Sets up a special cushon for him beside her*


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The Lorax
post Nov 14 2004, 06:27 AM
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Please Mistress,

I'm a cheeky young girl, who eventhough she adores Vic, is well aware that he was yours first

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*wimpers* but Vic is myyy hunny-bunny


and I would never take the lovleyness that is Vic from you. Furthermore, I too have an appreciation for Kaori Yuki's work(your avi is Setsuna from Angel Sanctuary) as do I.


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franken-sarah
post Nov 14 2004, 11:52 AM
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Please Mistress,

May I be part of your gossamer clad harem??

*giggles* Oh, I like this dominatrix stuff!! ph34r.gif


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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 14 2004, 03:12 PM
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Snugglebum didn't know who setsuna was...i had to explain that 'she' was a 'he' and that he was not, in fact, trying to escape from her flooding kitchen.
I had to explain the setsuna/sarah situation, too.
I am the Kaori Yuki fan, dearie.

And i put a flag in Vic. he has a big 'Peoperty of Manji' flag impaled through his tummy.
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post Nov 14 2004, 09:24 PM
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An excersize wheel!!! I want an exersize wheel!!!!!

But I dont think i'd quite fit in in a harem, maybe as a visitor but not a member sad.gif

*unhooks the wheel and rolls off into the sunset*
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Snugglebum the D...
post Nov 14 2004, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE
Snugglebum didn't know who setsuna was...i had to explain that 'she' was a 'he' and that he was not, in fact, trying to escape from her flooding kitchen.
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had to explain the setsuna/sarah situation, too.


You're right, didn't have a clue. Just really liked the picture. My, don't I feel like a moron now? dry.gif

*hands out gossamer outfits to all, checks that plenty of oil is laid out, disciplines xkitsurabamix and feeds the hamster*

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You can play with my beard


*strokes beard*

Only because you said I could and just once. I've seen what Snoo does to people who mess with her man. blink.gif

*puts Daedalus in a special room reserved jjust for Snoo - it has a mirrored wall*


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funked)out_frog is my special Harem slave
Harem count: Markslut, xkitsurabamix, Black - Wings, Candice, Moop, Daedalus, The Lorax, Franken - Sarah, Artemisia, Cath, Wyvern, Saucy Tara, PsychWardMike, JimiJimi, Fallen Element, Smiler, Korbin Dallas, laenan kite, Valerie, Faerieryn, trunk_girl26, Sir Psycho Sexy, Steam Roxxor, pgrmdave, monkey_called_narth
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The Lorax
post Nov 15 2004, 12:11 AM
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I am the Kaori Yuki fan, dearie.


I love you.


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post Nov 15 2004, 12:21 AM
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yay a Dan specially packaged just for me smile.gif

I wub.gif you snuggles!!!


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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 15 2004, 04:03 AM
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Sorry, i realize that sounded snippier than i meant it *bows head* sorry, mistress!
*offers Cookie of Apologies*


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Snugglebum the D...
post Nov 16 2004, 10:56 PM
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*accepts cookie and lets xkitsurabamix out to play with the others*

Any more takers?


We've just had a pool table installed on the second floor sauna room?


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Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
funked)out_frog is my special Harem slave
Harem count: Markslut, xkitsurabamix, Black - Wings, Candice, Moop, Daedalus, The Lorax, Franken - Sarah, Artemisia, Cath, Wyvern, Saucy Tara, PsychWardMike, JimiJimi, Fallen Element, Smiler, Korbin Dallas, laenan kite, Valerie, Faerieryn, trunk_girl26, Sir Psycho Sexy, Steam Roxxor, pgrmdave, monkey_called_narth
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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 16 2004, 11:01 PM
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*smiles and feeds Snugglebum grapes*


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Artemisia
post Nov 17 2004, 04:34 PM
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Please, please, PLEASE, mistress?

I give really good massages, come with my own satsuma-scented massage oil (non edible, however sad.gif ) and make great cheesecake!
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El Nino
post Nov 17 2004, 04:43 PM
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A pool table! Me bagsy. Who's challenging?


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