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post Nov 15 2004, 03:00 PM
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RIGHT!!! THATS IT!! I've had enough!!!

No more do I wish to go into a food vending service eatery place and get looked at weirdly 'cos I DONT LIKE SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant people just accept the aforementioned 4 yelled words of my distain or leaved foodstuffs??? Especially as they are not normally yelled but put forward politely as a part of polite converstation or raised calmly in topical food related debate.

Why if someone says "Sorry I dont eat meat" do they get the mearest lifting of ONE raised eyebrow hair, whereas my "Sorry I dont like salad" gets me a torrent of abstract and vitriolic laughter followed by miscomprehension far surpassing that of a toddler trying to get to grips with thermo-nuclear dynamics???

Why dear Bob WHY to the phrase "I dont like fish" is the average non-fish liking person not questioned or queried nor exiled from the resteraunt, whereas I have to be put through the 3rd degree of distain??

Why cant people just accept me or what I dont like? I dont go about eating nothing but meat. I love root veg- tis the basis of a good meal beside the meat. I just dont like it dammit... people dont like milk...

Why...


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post Nov 15 2004, 03:06 PM
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ph34r.gif A non-salad eater? ph34r.gif

Good God Man! What's wrong with you? wink.gif laugh.gif

Thanks for the smile, Smiler! biggrin.gif There is nothing wrong with avoiding lettuce. Just don't drop all the veggies from your diet okay? You're too cute to die of a heart attack or stroke due to cholesterol overdose. What would M. Broderick do without his stunt double?


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post Nov 15 2004, 03:44 PM
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'cos I DONT LIKE SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's probably why you're so short, you know. biggrin.gif tongue.gif


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post Nov 15 2004, 04:08 PM
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QUOTE (Smiler @ Nov 15 2004, 03:00 PM)
people dont like milk
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Who doesn't like milk.


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post Nov 15 2004, 05:47 PM
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I don't like milk.

I like salad but I know people who don't, usually there is an alternative to salad, like a such and such with salad or a jacket potato or chips etc...

I dunno, weird. I wouldn't laugh.


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post Nov 15 2004, 08:49 PM
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I will state that we have got you to eat raw peppers!!!!


Tell the niec people on the forum WHY you dont eat salad smiler!!!! evil.gif


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post Nov 15 2004, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 15 2004, 04:06 PM)
Just don't drop all the veggies from your diet okay?  You're too cute to die of a heart attack or stroke due to cholesterol overdose. 

Awww shucks blush.gif Why, thank you... blush.gif A'hem

Please dont get me wrong, veggies are good. Wonderful, great even. Its just salad I dont like. Flavourless, the wrong kind of crunchy, just not a foodstuff that gets my tastebuds going.

Tats in any way, shape or form (even BirdsEye Potato Waffles which by definition are waffley versitile), parsnip, carrots, peas, are by far superior! Even the lowly sprout is edible and even enjoyable in comparison!!!!! They'll never go. I/ we need 'em. And yes, almost more importantly, it would lead 'ol monsieur Broderick without a stunt/body double (is the body bit pushing it??? oh well) so I wouldn't be as selfish. But come on, why cant I be given a break.

I should maybe bring in at this point FaerieRyn's query. T'is true that my uncle made it quite clear to me many many years ago during an impressionable age that salad does in fact rot the brain. I did put this at the top of the thread and hold this in part to be true, on the basis that a vast large section of the worlds community is downright mad and crazy. As I seem to be in the minority, and sane lest we forget, I hold this theory to be true.

Now, I noticed nobody said anything against Vegitarians or worse, the Vegan contingent. And what of thoose whose religious persuassions dissalows them from eating certain meats? Are these people's diets not as imbalanced as my own? I eat healthily (ish) just minus the leaves...and cucumbers and uncooked +/ whole tomatoes. What about them missing meat huh? huh? huh?

QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 15 2004, 04:06 PM)
...You're too cute to die
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post Nov 18 2004, 12:06 AM
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Thanks for the smile, Smiler!  biggrin.gif There is nothing wrong with avoiding lettuce.  Just don't drop all the veggies from your diet okay?  You're too cute to die of a heart attack or stroke due to cholesterol overdose. 


Don't even think Id let you shuffle off before I've had chance to torture you dear Noob. evil.gif
Hehe this relationship is looking promising! As a self-professed salad addict just hand me yours and I may go easy on you in return. biggrin.gif


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post Nov 18 2004, 12:22 PM
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sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif Dont make me call NoobLine!!!!! wink.gif

Its not wrong, just different, and I will have it known I have actually eaten the stuff just not liked it on differing levels. A bit like Dark Magic chocolates...


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