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> Pick-up Lines, c'mon, what's your favorite?
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post Nov 16 2004, 03:22 AM
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Yes, so on the dating scene, what has been a faithful, funny, crude, or down right stupid pick-up line that you've used or heard? Feel like sharing? Then give it a go.
(deeply sorry if this thread is a repeat!)

1. What winks a lot and f*cks like a tiger? Hi, my name's [insert name here].

2. Is that dress felt....would you like it to be?

3. Are your parents retarded, cause you're one special girl!



Number 3 made me laugh so hard I had to run to the bathroom. Sad thing is, once the girl got it she thought it was cute!


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post Nov 16 2004, 08:37 AM
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I once a book of pick up lines in an A-Z. There were some real daft ones but some were quite good-

Are your parents thieves cos they stole the stars and put them in your eyes

5000 ton Polar bear - right thats cracked the ice so can I buy you a drink?

I'll tell you some more when I find that book
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post Nov 16 2004, 11:19 AM
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Tehehe.

I once had a slezzy guy try to chat me up with, 'I think I know your sister' *wink*. To which my reply was, 'My sister is ten years old, do you still think you know her? *intimidating stare*.


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post Nov 16 2004, 11:59 AM
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I once used 'Fancy a shag'.

Worked like a dream. wink.gif biggrin.gif


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post Nov 16 2004, 01:41 PM
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Supposedly the all time best according to the morning radio show I listen to is:
-Let's be laughing together this time next year.


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post Nov 16 2004, 02:27 PM
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Hey baby lets make babies

Anyone wanna go halves on a bastard?

Playing doctor is for kids - lets play gynocologist.

(jedii mind trick)

you *will* go home with me tonight


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post Nov 16 2004, 03:07 PM
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the old chat up line thread - if you want to read some more.


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post Nov 16 2004, 04:49 PM
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My housemate told me of this one some guy tried on her, something about having a really good time just having a chat and so on and asked for her number to do it again some time, unfortunately, his mate tried the same on her mate, funny though, she almost fell for it tongue.gif


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