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post Nov 16 2004, 06:06 PM
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I've had a delivery of erm 'playthings' and my gran is demanding to know what the contents are...

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post Nov 16 2004, 06:19 PM
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You could say they are futuristic massagers for your aching back/legs/whatever smile.gif Alternatively why not announce that they are "toys" over sunday lunch, could be amusing


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post Nov 16 2004, 06:46 PM
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Now take care here.
'it an electric back massager gran' could lead to the dear old biddy wanting to borrow it!

how about telling her its some stuff for family xmas pressies and thus a secret? Then rush out and buy cifts for family and do a quick swop of box contents!


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post Nov 16 2004, 08:05 PM
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post Nov 16 2004, 08:07 PM
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Say you can't open the box because it contains live rats or other animals your gran might be afraid off.


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post Nov 16 2004, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE (beleraphon @ Nov 16 2004, 06:46 PM)
Now take care here.
'it an electric back massager gran' could lead to the dear old biddy wanting to borrow it!

how about telling her its some stuff for family xmas pressies and thus a secret? Then rush out and buy cifts for family and do a quick swop of box contents!
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I'm kinda with Beleraphon on this one, say it's summit that you mail ordered for her Crissie present, flutter your eyelashes as you do too tongue.gif


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post Nov 16 2004, 08:33 PM
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go out and buy something that would justify a box that large and pretend it was that, bonus being, you get you treat yourself....again!

and next time, send it to somewhere that isn't your gran's


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post Nov 16 2004, 09:13 PM
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Try 'A box full of kinky sex toys that I'm going to use and abuse on myself'. Do it with a striaght face and whilst drinking a nice cup of tea.

She'll be so shocked by it she'll think you're kidding. Probably. wink.gif


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post Nov 17 2004, 03:46 AM
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post Nov 17 2004, 04:52 AM
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OOO, do what Snugs said! happy.gif


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post Nov 17 2004, 11:06 AM
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Can't you just tell her it's private?? blink.gif

Well, if not, do what people suggested and say it's Xmas pressies. That way, she's not allowed to see as it'll spoil the surprise!


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