IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

 Forum Rules 
103 Pages V   1 2 3 > »   
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> The Matabar (go to page one for virtual bar!!), A warm welcome to all. Cheers
El Nino
post Nov 19 2004, 02:37 PM
Post #1


I pull the wings off god
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 954
Joined: 5-October 04
From: My occiput.
Member No.: 1,340
Gender: Male



JimiJimis interpretation of the bar

the matabar

Opening hours looks like we're not closing.

There's every type of drink, which at the moment are all free, special offer.

There's a fire place, and jukebox in the main bar

Pool tables in the back room.

Kids bar off to the right.

Loos are off to the left.

A cocktail/concert bar is upstairs straight ahead.

to the right is the boxing/wrestling ring.

and to the left is the games room.

And a patio garden with furniture, out back.

And plenty more rooms to be developed.

If I or any other staff are not here to serve drinks, just help yourself.

Members of staff: Black Wings; Ashbless; Dancing Hamster guy; Voices in my head; and Cassidy.


--------------------
Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
{Gothic Angel}
post Nov 19 2004, 04:38 PM
Post #2


My direction
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 2,189
Joined: 30-July 03
Member No.: 495
Gender: Female



Dude! Its like the pizzaria only with less mafia-ness! biggrin.gif

*sits down with a Tequila Sunrise* (cos a) its too expensive to buy normally and cool.gif its a celebration of openingness! Woo! happy.gif)


--------------------
Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
TehRoxxorCOD
post Nov 19 2004, 09:46 PM
Post #3


Inside Your Mind
******

Group: New Members
Posts: 267
Joined: 23-August 04
From: The Bowels of Fred
Member No.: 1,251
Gender: Male



Holy crap, the Pizzeria survived all this time? o_O;;


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 19 2004, 09:54 PM
Post #4


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



*brings in a dartboard as a bar-warming gift*

Let's just attach the picture of a well known politician. There, perfect.

*sets it up in the room with the pool tables*



*helps herself to a rum & coke and a slice of the pizza*

Salut!

*raises her glass to the bar and heads back out*


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Black-Wings
post Nov 19 2004, 10:04 PM
Post #5


Probably sees visions
*********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 630
Joined: 16-October 04
From: *checks map* London
Member No.: 1,371



ooo.. I could do with an extra bit of money.. can I get a job here?... I can do all those bar drink trick things...


--------------------
If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b

VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
TehRoxxorCOD
post Nov 19 2004, 11:37 PM
Post #6


Inside Your Mind
******

Group: New Members
Posts: 267
Joined: 23-August 04
From: The Bowels of Fred
Member No.: 1,251
Gender: Male



Ah, whatever.

Hey-eyyy! *grabs a Coke and hits on the nearest life form*


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
El Nino
post Nov 20 2004, 11:11 AM
Post #7


I pull the wings off god
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 954
Joined: 5-October 04
From: My occiput.
Member No.: 1,340
Gender: Male



QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 19 2004, 10:04 PM)
ooo.. I could do with an extra bit of money.. can I get a job here?... I can do all those bar drink trick things...
*

What hours do you want to do? and When do you want to start?


--------------------
Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Black-Wings
post Nov 20 2004, 12:53 PM
Post #8


Probably sees visions
*********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 630
Joined: 16-October 04
From: *checks map* London
Member No.: 1,371



Umm.. pretty loose hours... I don't mind when.. whatever floats ya boat... can I start now? smile.gif


--------------------
If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b

VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Korbin Dallas
post Nov 20 2004, 12:57 PM
Post #9


I like the way her hands move as well!
*****

Group: New Members
Posts: 170
Joined: 3-November 04
From: Brighton
Member No.: 1,429



ill take a beeer thanks


--------------------
Responsibility: an anchor round my neck. Dependability: Made me a nervous wreck. Accountability: I live from cheque to cheque. Volatility: neglect and no respect. Got my wheels in motion, & I got a path to beat. I hit the road to I don't know, & look for tough sh*t street. One way ticket nowhere. There's no windows on this train. Can't see where I'm headed, but I'm going there again.

Primary adjunct to Mistress Snugglebums harem.
Procurement drone One of Nine

QUOTE(Feyliyas signature)
@_@ Blog Matazone. You know you want to. @_@
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
El Nino
post Nov 20 2004, 01:00 PM
Post #10


I pull the wings off god
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 954
Joined: 5-October 04
From: My occiput.
Member No.: 1,340
Gender: Male



QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 20 2004, 12:53 PM)
Umm.. pretty loose hours... I don't mind when.. whatever floats ya boat... can I start now? smile.gif
*

Not a problem.

*Grabs a beer and heads to the back room to practice*


--------------------
Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 20 2004, 01:36 PM
Post #11


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



*idly watches B.I.C. set up trick shots while firing darts into the dartboard*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*ponders recent e-wedding flop and changes the picture to one of IrishGuy*
*thinks about red gauze outfits*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*sips an Irish coffee and applauds a particularly well executed shot*


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
El Nino
post Nov 20 2004, 02:44 PM
Post #12


I pull the wings off god
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 954
Joined: 5-October 04
From: My occiput.
Member No.: 1,340
Gender: Male



QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 20 2004, 01:36 PM)
*idly watches B.I.C. set up trick shots while firing darts into the dartboard*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*ponders recent e-wedding flop and changes the picture to one of IrishGuy*
*thinks about red gauze outfits*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*sips an Irish coffee and applauds a particularly well executed shot*
*

*Looks up* One hundred & eighty, nice one Ash.


--------------------
Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Black-Wings
post Nov 20 2004, 02:48 PM
Post #13


Probably sees visions
*********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 630
Joined: 16-October 04
From: *checks map* London
Member No.: 1,371



Hmmmm.. we are out of peanuts....


--------------------
If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b

VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
El Nino
post Nov 20 2004, 03:11 PM
Post #14


I pull the wings off god
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 954
Joined: 5-October 04
From: My occiput.
Member No.: 1,340
Gender: Male



QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 20 2004, 02:48 PM)
Hmmmm.. we are out of peanuts....
*

The storerooms in the basement. Just open that trap door below your feet.


--------------------
Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Asenyth
post Nov 20 2004, 04:49 PM
Post #15


squeek.
******

Group: Established Members
Posts: 258
Joined: 3-November 04
From: Massachusetts, USA
Member No.: 1,427
Gender: Female



Hmm... no one seems to be around.
*shakes up a margarita*
Guess I'll just practice my 9-ball in the back.


--------------------
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does. - The Smiths
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 21 2004, 12:53 AM
Post #16


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



*wanders back in*

*punches random buttons on the jukebox in the corner*

*sits listening to Counting Crows "Mr. Jones & me" *

*raises her irish coffee in a silent salute to someone and sits listening*


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 21 2004, 02:05 AM
Post #17


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



*listens with a slight smile as "You Jerk" plays*

*sweeps up the place to keep it tidy*
*gathers up the glasssware for the dishwasher behind the bar*

*laughs as Great Big Sea plays their cover of R.E.M's "The End of the World"*


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
sizzlieswix
post Nov 21 2004, 03:57 AM
Post #18


oiled and fried ...like chicken
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 804
Joined: 21-June 03
From: fl, usa
Member No.: 407
Gender: Secret



*slithers up to the bar, slaps money down on counter*

Gimmee a scotch on the rocks.

*grabs a handful of pistachios*
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 21 2004, 04:09 AM
Post #19


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



*looks around for cash register*

Hmm, can't spot it. B.I.C. must not have brought it in yet.

*serves up a Glenfiddich over ice for swizzlestix*

*wanders over to play darts again*
*changes the picture on the board to some red haired bloke that looks vaguely like he's about to go invade the fjords in a viking ship*
swish thunk, swish thunk


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
sjbbandgeek
post Nov 21 2004, 04:12 AM
Post #20


...
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 750
Joined: 2-October 03
From: In front of a computer, duh.
Member No.: 618
Gender: Male



So this is what became of the ol teapot inn.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 21 2004, 04:13 AM
Post #21


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



Mr. Teapot ran an inn? blink.gif laugh.gif

*pulls darts from dartboard and has another go*
swish, thunk swish, thunk


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Usurper MrTeapot
post Nov 21 2004, 06:52 PM
Post #22


Samauri Teapain
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 2,172
Joined: 3-January 04
From: In a Cardboard box under my bed.
Member No.: 844
Gender: Male



Aye, It lasted many a week. Didn't it turn into a strip bar at night or something?

Well this is nice and cosy, I'll take a double JD no ice no coke please.


--------------------
@>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
A proud Viking never stops masturbating.
Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
{Gothic Angel}
post Nov 22 2004, 08:45 AM
Post #23


My direction
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 2,189
Joined: 30-July 03
Member No.: 495
Gender: Female



QUOTE (TehRoxxorCOD @ Nov 19 2004, 09:46 PM)
Holy crap, the Pizzeria survived all this time? o_O;;
*


Hey! I was here way before you tongue.gif The pizzeria was one of the first threads I posted in tongue.gif


--------------------
Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
El Nino
post Nov 22 2004, 01:02 PM
Post #24


I pull the wings off god
**********

Group: Established Members
Posts: 954
Joined: 5-October 04
From: My occiput.
Member No.: 1,340
Gender: Male



Well this place seems to be open all hours now. So I guess I'll just have to install this large screen TV while people are here.

*Bang, crash, thud, loud whirring, etc*

*half an hour later switches it on*

We got all channels except the Sports, the adults channels and the movie channels, if anybody does want any of these I'll have to start charging for the drinks.

*Goes and gets and installs a register.*


--------------------
Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Ashbless
post Nov 22 2004, 01:24 PM
Post #25


I could have written a short novel by this point
************

Group: Established Members
Posts: 1,962
Joined: 12-May 04
From: Victoria B.C.
Member No.: 1,112
Gender: Female



*Serves up the possibly last free round for the house before the register is installed*

Oi B.I.C. Are you sure about these new server outfits? They show quite a bit of leg! ohmy.gif
*Glances down at the shoulder and midrift baring top she put on as part of the outfit.*
Well would you look at those. (Buffy quote) laugh.gif


--------------------
IPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB ImageIPB Image

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

103 Pages V   1 2 3 > » 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 21st October 2017 - 04:42 AM
Use these links if you're going to shop at Amazon and a percentage of what you spend goes towards helping this site!