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Ashbless
post Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (Dave The Bunny @ Apr 6 2005, 03:50 PM)
*enters the bar*

Would there happen to be any absinth in this establishment?  Oh, and is smoking allowed?
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One rots your brain and the other your lungs but it's your choice either way. smile.gif

Smoking is allowed but you'll obviously hear about it. *shrugs* Most are quite friendly here but the hamsters can get a bit larcenous. biggrin.gif

*Serves up small glass of green wormwood liquer with sugar cubes for dipping.*


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trunks_girl26
post Apr 7 2005, 11:18 PM
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*enters*

White russian please.

Preferably taller than 5'6" and very cute happy.gif


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post Apr 8 2005, 12:43 AM
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*enters bar wearing a russian hat and moustache, and very little else*

Hello. My name is Nikolai Gurov. I vould like a vodka pulease. Mak it veeery strong ashwell. I vill now randomly announce mai height for all ov zeese nice people: 5ft 8.

*shifty eyes*


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Apr 8 2005, 03:29 AM
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*Tobias flies in, poking lit cigars in everyone's mouths, before hiccuping loudly, and flying out, drunkenly...*

JimiJimi: agh! (Spits out cigar) the lit end goes outside the mouth, you drunken lizard!

Ange laughs so hard, she falls off her stool.


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post Apr 8 2005, 03:23 PM
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*Starts drinking masses of water*

Ah... I'll get you you flying turd!


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Ashbless
post Apr 8 2005, 09:03 PM
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Oy Tobias! Boy, girl or other?

*watches dragon attempt urban navigation while loopy with happyness and celebratory chocolate*

*Fires cigar into fireplace*

*Serves up another round of drinks and tidies away the burnt rope, etc.*


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post Apr 8 2005, 09:08 PM
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Just popping in to say hi. Wont stay too long.


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post Apr 9 2005, 01:38 AM
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*Tobias drunkenly flies in again*

Ishhhh a girl *hik* 'er name's Pretzel *hik* Quetzel *hik* Moose *HIK-UP*

*gives exploding cigars to all the hamsters and collapses into a stool*

*Ange escorts shifty-eyed Russian to a closet in the corner*

We may be a while.....happy.gif


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post Apr 9 2005, 02:28 AM
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*sees from back of room*
*takes sip*
*stares*

i need to stay a while to get these personal jokes ^.^ they sound interesting


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Apr 9 2005, 05:53 AM
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*The cigars Tobias gave the Hamsters all go off at once, propelling Twenty-one furry little bodies in twenty-one different directions*

"Well, there's something you don't see everyday, Chauncy," An old codger in the back remarks.

"What's that, Edgar?"

"A twenty-one Hamster salute!"

*OLd Codgers are showered with peanuts, from every corner of the room...*


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post Apr 9 2005, 03:20 PM
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Did we ever get the pinball machine back?


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Ashbless
post Apr 9 2005, 06:41 PM
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Nope, the pinball machine is still missing. Though apparently the hamsters have started frequenting the joint again.

Any of you lot seen DHG?
*hamsters look shifty and deliberately continue the ongoing races*

*pours herself a chocolate milk*


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post Apr 10 2005, 03:41 AM
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*pops out of the closet*

After much interigation of the shifty-eyed Russian (who, incidentally, is now wearing less than he started out with for some reason happy.gif), I've discovered the location of the pinball machine.

It was glued to the ceiling! *points to give greater effect*

And now, I return to the closet to continue my 'interrigation.'

*borrows a feather from Emma and returns to the closet*


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"The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know"
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post Apr 10 2005, 05:54 AM
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*walks in door and slinks into storage room while everyone is paying attention to trunks*

*shoves ladder out of storage room, slams door*


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post Apr 10 2005, 11:28 AM
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We could play upside-down pinball! But for that we'd need anti-gravity suits... and I don't think that they've been invented yet...


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post Apr 10 2005, 06:35 PM
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There's something I could work on...


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post Apr 10 2005, 06:38 PM
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Why'd you need to do that when mind-altering drugs have already been invented?

In the good ol' days of the Cult I was always playing pinball on the ceiling.


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post Apr 11 2005, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE (Ashbless @ Apr 9 2005, 07:41 PM)
Nope, the pinball machine is still missing.  Though apparently the hamsters have started frequenting the joint again.

Any of you lot seen DHG?
*hamsters look shifty and deliberately continue the ongoing races*

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I am here !

I have spent my easter on the pinball machine and am now fed up with it - you can have it back now.
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post Apr 11 2005, 11:15 AM
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How come we didn't see you on the ceiling all Easter?

Ah well, that would explain why hamster droppings were falling from the sky throughout May.


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Ashbless
post Apr 11 2005, 04:30 PM
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I'm all for putting those foot holds on the ceiling by the pinball machine. You know, the one's the barmaids use for upside down shooters?, then people can play. Those with skirts may want to think about gravity first.

Welcome back DHG!
*ruffles Hamster fur and hands him a bowl of the deluxe nut assortment*

*heads to the hardware store for boot hooks or something to bodge them out of*


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post Apr 11 2005, 10:58 PM
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Well, we'd need a magnet so theball doesn't just fall to the plastic window thingy.


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Apr 12 2005, 03:45 AM
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*Arthur, Gwen, and Pascal carry in newer, and better pinball machine, which has the words, "Wack the Hamster" emblazoned on it, in fiery letters. Elves follow, and bolt the machine to the floor, then cement it place. A hamster proof lock and chains bind it to the wall.*

Arthur: Beautiful, isn't it? The pinball is actually painted to look like a little hamster, screaming in terror.
Gwen: the little shooting gallery with the little ducks you knock down with the ball is my favorite...
Pascal: and there's a little door, and a leather ball for the hamsters, so they can go inside and play hockey, when no one's playing pinball...
Arthur: or even while someone's playing pinball...

*Tobias opens a bloodshot Eye* May I please have an Icebag, for my head?


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Ashbless
post Apr 12 2005, 04:34 PM
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The hamster ball looks a bit more like it's laughing hysterically to me. huh.gif
I think a alternate set of silver balls with dragons on them would also be wildly popular. biggrin.gif

*sweeps up, refills drinks, and then ignores customers to play darts for a while*


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JimiJimi
post Apr 12 2005, 07:14 PM
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*Staggers in*

No, I'm not drunk this time.

It's just... well... I just completed 'Shenmue' for the third time, in three days. I think if I tried hard enough though, the next time I reckon I can do it it 1-2 days.

*Falls face first on floor*


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post Apr 13 2005, 11:49 PM
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*JimiJimi wakes up to the semi-disturbing site of himself on the ceiling*
*Is not reassured by the sight of manacles on the walls*
*eventually comes awake enough to realise he's been dumped into one of the old Teapot inn bedrooms above the bar*

*party sounds come from below and from somewhere the scent of amazing coffee*


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