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post Nov 20 2004, 02:54 AM
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That's 'Sir Guppy' to you
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tanya here, the -only- internet representative of the whole united states of america! since i represent the states, i might as well get the required bits out of the way.

-if we don't like you, we will bomb you, OR talk about it. (except canada, since most of us moved there after the election was over laugh.gif )

-we're not fat or lazy in general. it's a medical condition innocent.gif

haha. anyway, a few things about me. hmm. i live in pennsylvania, and it's cold. there's amish people, and they're awesome. there's also quite alot of gangstas&hoes. that's my area for ya. someone's always either gettin' shot at or feeding gum to the goddamn horses in the parking lot at lowes.

lets see...i don't usually capitalize letters because i...don't like to. i am, however, a spelling nazi. if you said 'tounge' or 'might of', i'll probably correct you.

i'd call myself a dedicated musician and philosopher, and that's about it. ;waves;

-t.m.chambers-
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Righteous
post Nov 20 2004, 03:18 AM
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Shut up, noob!
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Dig the opening sarcasm.

I'm Ri. Welcome to the colorful board here. If you're cool, you'll fit in well. If you're not cool (mainly if you don't follow the rules) then things might get ugly.

Anyhow, be cool and enjoy yourself.


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Nov 20 2004, 06:40 AM
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The esteemed representative from South Carolina begs to differ with the esteemed representative from Pennsylvania, who is not the only representative of the U.S.A. on this board, though we are few in number... and, as for moving to Canada... well, I agree with you about the election, but Canada is too cold a climate for me. I find snow to be pretty, but inconvenient. I don't do inconvenient.

Still, welcome to the asylum. You should fit right in. Soon, people will be along to duct tape you to the ceiling, freeze you, blow you up, and feed you all kinds of goodies to help in your recovery. Here, let me start you off with a MoonPie™, and a Cherry Coke™.

And don't worry about the duct tape... make enough posts, and it'll break, releasing you. It's a form of endearment, they tell me...


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post Nov 20 2004, 01:19 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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Hi and Welcome!

Here's a cookie and a hot beverage from the Alberta rep of the board. No we're not a state we're a province. tongue.gif laugh.gif

*hands you a half a dozen chocolate chip cookies and a steaming drink of some kind*


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El Nino
post Nov 20 2004, 02:41 PM
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I pull the wings off god
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I'm not sure about this one, I think I'll just wait until it's been taped up to do my thing. No actually *activates forcefield; walks in, and roasts epilogue*

Here's your mini fire extinguisher.


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post Nov 20 2004, 02:46 PM
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omno-ahhhhhhh!
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Hey there Epilogue, welcome.

How about a... Erm, biro. yeah. Here we go *offers up a black biro*, should come in handy. biggrin.gif

Have fun and happy posting.


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post Nov 20 2004, 04:26 PM
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Heya Epilogue, welcome to the forums

*Tapes Epilogue to the ceiling and wander off*

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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 20 2004, 06:05 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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Thanks Moop! I was waiting for that! *sticks granade to Epilogue pulls pin wanders off to* biggrin.gif


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Dec 1 2004, 02:26 AM
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Meow!
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Heya, Epilogue! Let me try something... (Pulls out Sonic Neutraliser™)... Ta Daa! The Sonic Neutraliser™, new from Raven Labs™... It sets up a counter pulse around the explosive, neutralising the sonic wave from the blast - theoretically. We haven't really tested it, yet... Here goes! (Sonic neutraliser™ begins glowing and humming, as its pointed at grenade) <Boom!> oops! apparently, the neutraliser only speeded up the explosion. Sorry, my bad! Here, have a bandade... Uhm, Maybe you need a truckload of these. Uhm, here's a needle and thread. Do try to pull yourself together... Have a good day! (Walks out door... calling to lab assistant, on the way...) Ernie! Oh, Ernie... I'd like a word with you...


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dancing hamster ...
post Dec 1 2004, 08:54 AM
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Our UAV is online
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welcome - heres a cake!
*hands over cake*
*hamsters jump out shouting welcome*
he he he
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post Dec 1 2004, 10:11 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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Welcome smile.gif

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PsychWardMike
post Dec 1 2004, 02:54 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
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Hi. Stay away from my coffee and Capcom rules. Follow those two simple truths and you and I will probably get along just fine.

And... don't be a jerk. That helps.

But really, stay away from my coffee.

I'm serious.

Stay away.


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the lil' pie...
post Dec 1 2004, 04:17 PM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles?
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*poking the coffee again*

Hey! Nice to make your acquaintance. Have a pie *hands up a big pie* smile.gif


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Dec 1 2004, 09:55 PM
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Meow!
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Dec 1 2004, 10:54 AM)
And... don't be a jerk.  That helps.
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Hmmmm. I guess it IS easier to give advice, than take your own.... laugh.gif


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post Dec 2 2004, 02:43 PM
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Got a problem?


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post Dec 3 2004, 03:19 PM
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*Rides on through freezing Quoth and Mike at the start of an argument*


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