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Moosh
post Nov 20 2004, 11:29 AM
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hi everyone, i'm new, and to try to ingratiate myself into this society, i will offer a free tiny wizard called magical trevor to everyone who replies to this post.


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post Nov 20 2004, 01:16 PM
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Hi There and Welcome to Matazone!

*pulls out a role of duct tape and tapes you to the ceiling*
*tapes magical trevor up beside you for company*

Enjoy. Read the posting rules as it'll save you some grief. The tape will break eventually.....eventually. biggrin.gif

*passes up a cookie for CheeseMoose and for trevor*


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post Nov 20 2004, 01:44 PM
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Hi, and thanks for the cookie. Can't I just cut through the duct tape? Or do I have to wait for it to break? Ah well, I have Magical Trevor to keep me company, and he will disappear us to a parallel dimension...


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post Nov 20 2004, 02:32 PM
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An empty noob cocoon this will have to be watched.


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post Nov 20 2004, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Nov 20 2004, 03:32 PM)
An empty noob cocoon this will have to be watched.
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Hah you no-longer know where I am, come to that neither do I

*sings* I see beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans


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post Nov 20 2004, 02:38 PM
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Haylo, and welcome.

*offers supermarket trolly*

I hope this will be of use to you.

*grins*


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post Nov 20 2004, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 20 2004, 02:44 PM)
Hi, and thanks for the cookie. Can't I just cut through the duct tape? Or do I have to wait for it to break? Ah well, I have Magical Trevor to keep me company, and he will disappear us to a parallel dimension...
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Is that all of us or u and Magical TRevor....holidays in another dimmension is always fun
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post Nov 20 2004, 02:56 PM
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*Wanders in*

smile.gif Ashbless is doing my job for me again.

Welcome to the forums, hope you have fun.


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post Nov 20 2004, 03:11 PM
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I'm afraid the duct tape around here is inescapeable till it break it's a strange evolutionary duct tape Moop came across. So not even Magical Trevor can help you on this one even though he's ever so and I'd love a magical trevor cause everyone loves magical trevor! But dont worry the duct tape will break soon enough. It's the granades you got to watch out for they look just like this. *sticks granade to Cheesemoose pulls pin and wanders off*


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post Nov 20 2004, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Nov 20 2004, 03:38 PM)
*offers supermarket trolly*

I hope this will be of use to you.

*grins*
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why thank you. i will use it to roll down hills into a small pit of hamsters


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post Nov 20 2004, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Nov 20 2004, 04:11 PM)
I'm afraid the duct tape around here is inescapeable till it break it's a strange evolutionary duct tape Moop came across. So not even Magical Trevor can help you on this one even though he's ever so and I'd love a magical trevor cause everyone loves magical trevor! But dont worry the duct tape will break soon enough. It's the granades you got to watch out for they look just like this. *sticks granade to Cheesemoose pulls pin and wanders off*
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here have two MTs. and have your grenade back too.


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post Nov 20 2004, 03:20 PM
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QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 20 2004, 03:54 PM)
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 20 2004, 02:44 PM)
Hi, and thanks for the cookie. Can't I just cut through the duct tape? Or do I have to wait for it to break? Ah well, I have Magical Trevor to keep me company, and he will disappear us to a parallel dimension...
*

Is that all of us or u and Magical TRevor....holidays in another dimmension is always fun
*



You can come too if you want to, I warn you that there is nothing but beans in this one.


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post Nov 20 2004, 03:25 PM
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Afraid it's stuck with Cath patented evil glue the only way it comes unstuck is a large explosion I afraid! evil.gif *wanders out of room taking MT's with her and hears big explosion and shouts back* there you go it'll be unstuck now I've left a needle and thread around some where you should be able to sew yourself back together. tongue.gif


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post Nov 21 2004, 02:27 PM
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woo, unfortunatly I'm not very good at sewing. ah well


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post Nov 21 2004, 03:00 PM
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I don't believe I learnt all the lyrics to magical trevor off by heart.

"Everyone loves magical trevor cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever..."

In any case, hello Guppy and your spammy 'Why Hello There' Post. Well, you're a guppy so therefore we can't blame you.


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post Nov 21 2004, 09:02 PM
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Fantastic a Cheesemoose thread with little magic blokey's!
*applauds*

*hands up alcoholic cookie*

As you have already met Moop and Cath warning you about them is a tad redundant methinks. Enjoy your cookie, oh yes and should you need a deterant for any excessively enthusiatic welcomes use this...
*hands over small growling matchbox*


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post Nov 21 2004, 09:13 PM
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Thankyou for the cookies everyone. and thank you, i think, for the small growling matchbox wyvern. how much longer 'til i get down from here?


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post Nov 21 2004, 09:19 PM
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Careful with the matchbox Cheesemoose, you _really_ don't want to open that too close to your face.

Oh, and Cath knows where you are because her wardrobe's transdimensional. Really it is. Oh, and...

*gives up on warning about Wyvern's cookies as she catches sight of Wyvern*

Enjoy your stay smile.gif


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post Nov 21 2004, 09:20 PM
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Ooh Ooh Ooh, whats in the matchbox?

I'm not scared of Cath *looks round* she's not here is she?

I like Wyverns cookies


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post Nov 21 2004, 09:22 PM
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Yes, of course you like Wyvern's cookies, that's the... *gives up again*

Just don't eat too many at once, y'hear?

And Cath is everywhere, my dear Cheesemoose, no-one is safe... haha, and neither is Cath when I'm around... *evil cackle*

Don't say I didn't warn you about the matchbox. *flees*


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post Nov 21 2004, 09:29 PM
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If you'll note your post count has posted you into the members category. The duct tape will no longer hold you unless you believe in it.

THUMP


Lost your belief for a second did you? biggrin.gif

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post Nov 21 2004, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE (exceptional1709 @ Nov 21 2004, 10:22 PM)
Yes, of course you like Wyvern's cookies, that's the... *gives up again*

Just don't eat too many at once, y'hear?
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Okay, maybe I'll give the cookies a rest now, things are starting to look a bit wierd. Unless this room really is full of giant hairy... sclup.


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QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 21 2004, 10:29 PM)
Run amok then - you're free.
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FREEDOM!

or maybe I'll just hang around here for a while


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post Nov 22 2004, 03:46 AM
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Hmmmm. I've heard of Chocolate Moose... Any relation? Have a Moonpie™.


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post Nov 22 2004, 11:46 AM
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yay - magical trevor! Have a hamster!
*passes hamster* get off my finger - man I was glad to get rid of that one - good luck!
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