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post Nov 22 2004, 02:11 AM
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Yes i am new here... but don't worry about the duct taping and blowing up thing... their working on that in another topic. anyway, i figured why miss out on all of the cookies! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 22 2004, 02:18 AM
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Hey, there! I'm first on the scene, for once! Welcome aboard, and don't be surprised if Moop tries to tape you up twice. Taping is his thing, and he does it well... Anyway, Have a Cherry Coke™ and a Moonpie™... others should be along to blow you up and lightly toast you any moment now...


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post Nov 22 2004, 02:28 AM
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i'm thrilled...
thanks for the snacks!
they should tide me over while i'm stuck to the ceiling.


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
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Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 22 2004, 03:28 AM
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(Wanders in)
No one's been here, yet? Don't worry, VIMH, they'll be along, soon... Never known the others to be this late, before...
(Wanders out)


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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post Nov 22 2004, 03:36 AM
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here ya go
o_o
*gives a s u s p i c i o u s cookie*
I already gave away the last of the glove fingers.. sorry.
'tis be a magical forum.
yay.
super yay.
uber yay.
it is so much more fun than doing my homework that you wouldn't believe it.


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post Nov 22 2004, 03:40 AM
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MSG....
and I thought that I had an allergy to sanity... laugh.gif


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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post Nov 22 2004, 11:52 AM
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don't mistake this for a snack
*hands over hamster*
I'm watching you - don't eat it!
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post Nov 22 2004, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 22 2004, 12:52 PM)
don't mistake this for a snack
*hands over hamster*
I'm watching you - don't eat it!
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Do the hamsters have to be lightly shaved or greased....puzzled dry.gif
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post Nov 22 2004, 01:06 PM
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Hello and welcome!

*hands you a cookie and a beverage*

Enjoy!


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post Nov 22 2004, 10:53 PM
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Thanks for the handshakes, snacks, and umm... hamsters!
I am really hoping that they will forget about me (bomb wise)unless you have food of course, then it's welcome!
Some one pointed out to me that the magical duct tape can't hold me anymore beacause i'm technaly a member now... of course, that won't stop the bombs from cath.
(if anyone is giving a bomb sheild anyway, i'll take it!)
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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 22 2004, 11:02 PM
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*hands Voices a bomb shield walks off bomb shield explodes* You said you wanted a bomb shield what did you expect it to do protect you or something??? evil.gif


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post Nov 22 2004, 11:05 PM
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Darn you, Cath! you burnt my outfit! how dare you!

your getting too sneaky.... anyone know a doctor?


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 22 2004, 11:07 PM
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You dont need a doctor just a needle and thread! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 22 2004, 11:09 PM
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good point, but docters have pain numbers.
*hand cath small, ticking packege*


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 22 2004, 11:14 PM
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*cath avoids all small ticking packages thanks to Wyvern she has no trust in small or large ticking packages disapears in wardrobe*


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post Nov 22 2004, 11:20 PM
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*hands cath hamster*
I named him fred.
He was a present from dancing hamster guy.
Isn't it cute when he makes that clicking sound?
*leaves room*


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 23 2004, 01:47 AM
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Hallo and welcome. I see that you have thus far avoided Cath's welcome pressie. But that's okay, because I just happen to have a *takes out straight jacket with mini bomb sewn in to it,* a nice warm jacket for you to wear. *quickly puts on jacket to Voice, securly and pad locks it, eating the key*.

Cath? Cath darling, I have the detination device right here, as long as you are within 20 feet, you will be able to detinate the mini bomb. *hands Cath the detination device*

Oh, have fun posting too, biggrin.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 02:14 AM
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* puts coat on ground and runs for it.*
you know, some day tons of newbies are going to gang up on you.
I don't think moop can get me now, i am officily an advanced member, even though there is nothing "advaced" about me.

Edit: Since i have'nt told anyone my age I was wondering what age you all thought i was (stupid, i know, but humor me.)

This post has been edited by voices_in_my_head: Nov 23 2004, 02:17 AM


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 23 2004, 04:38 AM
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Moop's been known to tape up members also. He has some special reinforced duct tape. wink.gif

Sorry, didn't really think about what age you may be. Probably not going to speculate. tongue.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 08:40 AM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Nov 23 2004, 12:20 AM)
*hands cath hamster*
I named him fred.
He was a present from dancing hamster guy.
Isn't it cute when he makes that clicking sound?
*leaves room*
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mad.gif when I said don't eat it I should have also mentioned not to blow it up
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post Nov 23 2004, 07:37 PM
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Hmm, I appear to be a little late however you mentioned a bomb shield?

May I interest you in my fully patented Moop and Cath deterrant, comes with full assurances of success as long as you feed it regularly and refrain from taping it closed. wink.gif
*displays shiney gently rocking matchbox*
It is guaranteed to muffle most explosions or at least reduce the effects of singeing and the like, also is exceptionally good at finding its way to any given point.
*pats box*
A most useful little thing, would you like?
Well I'll leave it with you if you feel an urge to give it back just pop and see any member of my tribe and give your reasons. We really are understanding about these things I promise. evil.gif

Have fun now and remember being a member does not ensure immunity from the occasionally explosive and messy outbreaks amongst forum dwellers! I advise you keep the matchbox...for your own safety! tongue.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 07:42 PM
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Aargh! Late!

*whips out the double strength tape, winches VIMH up to the ceiling and tapes*

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post Nov 23 2004, 10:20 PM
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Very sorry about the hamster, but Cath hasn't accepted him yet, so i'm sure you can pump his stomach or somthing... of course, you will pay for the vetranary bills. *hands over hamster*
I have officily been taped to a ceiling... i'm so proud of myself! anyway, what do I have to do to break out of THIS tape?
I have alot of work and really shouldn't put it off anymore, unless i can do it upside down.


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 24 2004, 01:02 PM
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*takes hamster back*
ME!!! MEEEE!!! I don't think so! you are paying for the vetranery bills - I'm head of the DHGHPA and we do not accept behaviour like this!

oh and to break the tape you need to eat a lot - it usually happens when you become a member - hey your already there

*helps down from ceiling*
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post Nov 24 2004, 05:58 PM
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Thank you, but i will not pay for ventranary bills! In that case, i'll pump his stomach myself *pulls out stomach pumping device*
now you hold him still!
Or
you could just give him back to me...
then i'll give him to cath...
then he will go down in hamster history for being the first hamster to aid noobs!
See, I was just trying to make him famous!

also, due to the advice given in diff. threads, i will not open the match box, i'll just leave it right here.... *puts box on ground*
and ...RUNNNN! *as you can tell, i ran*


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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