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> My Luck Is As Ironically Bad As Possible, laughably unlucky. o_o;;
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post Nov 22 2004, 02:12 AM
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I sit down to write an essay.. the keyboard has broken.
I'm finally in the mood for milk?.. It's gone bad.
I'm going to a reunion next week?.. I'm suddenly afflicted with a headache
and sore throat.

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I go out into the world with a sunny disposition, cast off all my black clothes, and attatch my Lucky Cat keychain to my pants, ready to go to school welcoming a brand new day and ready to change my luck once and for all!

o_o

there is a massive chlorine spill by the pool, the school is evacuated, I am forced to leave my cell phone/housekey in my bag in the school, we stand outside for an hour before being herded into buses as HAZMAT trucks arrive, my house is locked, my grandma is at bed bath & beyond, I read the New Yorker in an effort to stifle my boredom and come upon some horribly indecent pictures I would rather not have seen, I walk to the park, am followed by a creepy old man, get my boots muddy, many botched attempts to break into the go____n house.. grandma shows up & we go to Old Navy & I am repeatedly bombarded with those horrible jeans that make my @ss seem pregnant, I go home with no jeans or shreds of self respect left..

T_T

I DO believe in God..
There has to be somebody trying to get me

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post Nov 22 2004, 02:24 AM
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sorry bout' the bad day really,
I had a day pretty equal in bad luck with that very reacently.
I went home and had quite alot of fun with the b.b. gun that day smile.gif
don't worry, no one was hurt


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post Nov 23 2004, 02:04 PM
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If it weren't for days like that, we'd never appreciate days that go well. (Sorry if I sound like a Hallmark card.)

Cheer up, things (if they haven't already) will get better.
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post Nov 23 2004, 04:49 PM
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yes, well, it also helps to complain to complete strangers in another continent...


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post Nov 23 2004, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE (monosodiumglutemate @ Nov 23 2004, 05:49 PM)
yes, well, it also helps to complain to complete strangers in another continent...
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Well if we wern't completly strange you wouldnt feel so comfortable with us...

*passes over a choclate shaped wombat...or something choclate shaped*

Hmmm did I get that right
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post Nov 23 2004, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 23 2004, 06:19 PM)
Well if we wern't completly strange you wouldnt feel so comfortable with us...

*passes over a choclate shaped wombat...or something choclate shaped*

Hmmm did I get that right
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what shape is chocolate?


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post Nov 23 2004, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 23 2004, 12:27 PM)
QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 23 2004, 06:19 PM)
Well if we wern't completly strange you wouldnt feel so comfortable with us...

*passes over a choclate shaped wombat...or something choclate shaped*

Hmmm did I get that right
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what shape is chocolate?
*


(chocolate shaped!)


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post Nov 24 2004, 11:08 AM
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what shape is chocolate?
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(chocolate shaped!)
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Brown and choclate shaped unless its not
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