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Gouge Away
post Nov 22 2004, 09:02 PM
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Hiya I'm Martin, but I don't mind what you call me since I have so many nicknames tongue.gif I'm a student in Preston and that's about all there is to it, so, hi smile.gif
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post Nov 22 2004, 09:08 PM
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Yo yo yo!! Hi Martin, welcome to the forums!! If you need to ask anything feel free to PM one of us. The other mad forumites will be here soon with cake, cookies and duct tape!! (AND MAYBE NIPPLE CLAMPS..)
Have fun!!!
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post Nov 22 2004, 09:11 PM
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hello there, have a Magical Trevor. In fact have two, you will need them to appease others


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post Nov 22 2004, 09:11 PM
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hey!

*thrusts ice cream upon you and disappears back into the shadows before the mob appears*

velcome, there is no door... no escape, you're one of us now.


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Gouge Away
post Nov 22 2004, 09:20 PM
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Nipple clamps ey biggrin.gif I mean, uhm, nooooooo...

Gifts I know not what to do with blink.gif *eats*
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post Nov 22 2004, 09:30 PM
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*tapes Martin to the ceiling*

Welcome to the forums.

There's something else Tara forgot to mention too, I'll leave it up to Cath to explain.

*wanders off whistling a happy tune*


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post Nov 22 2004, 09:36 PM
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Hallo, and welcome. Please keep you hands by your side as we induct you.

*stuffs a piece of bubble gum into Martin's mouth*

Have fun posting....


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post Nov 22 2004, 09:37 PM
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Right now you have been duct taped you can have a 'insert-flavor-here' cookie. plus espesso coffee


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post Nov 22 2004, 09:58 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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What?! My greeting snaffled! ohmy.gif

Hmmm, what to do with you then. unsure.gif
*walks around under Martin for a bit*

College bloke eh? Probably encountered Monty Python.

*hands you two coconut halves so you can attempt to ride off quickly*

Welcome to Matazone! biggrin.gif


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Gouge Away
post Nov 22 2004, 10:05 PM
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biggrin.gif What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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post Nov 22 2004, 10:22 PM
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African or European?


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
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Gouge Away
post Nov 22 2004, 10:25 PM
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Erm... *lightning strikes*
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post Nov 22 2004, 10:41 PM
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Hey gouge, love the name. The Pixies are highly yum. *attains an inexplicable german accent accompnied by sweeping gestures*
Velcome, velcome. *sweeps arm*


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post Nov 22 2004, 11:12 PM
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So Moop wants me to explain the next bit! Right well thats easy it's more of a visual thing so I show you instead *sticks granade to Gouge Away pulls pin wanders off* it'll explain it's self in a second or two! evil.gif


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Gouge Away
post Nov 22 2004, 11:32 PM
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*sticks grenade to a passing unladen african swallow*


This is turning into a really bad FPS ph34r.gif
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post Nov 23 2004, 12:26 AM
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hello there Mr martin ^____^ nice to meet you *wiggles over to him and shakes his hand... the one that isnt ductaped* yea..sleep.gif im a noobie too, its a long process that im not sure if im through with or not. ah well~
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post Nov 23 2004, 04:27 PM
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Ooh two for the price of one. Cool

*Freezes you together then transports out*


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post Nov 23 2004, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE (Gouge Away @ Nov 23 2004, 12:32 AM)
*sticks grenade to a passing unladen african swallow*
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You can't Cath's glue is magical and you can't get it off. It won't hurt you very much so just live with it, if it becomes a problem just ask Wyvern for a matchbox


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post Nov 23 2004, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE (Gouge Away @ Nov 23 2004, 12:32 AM)
*sticks grenade to a passing unladen african swallow*


This is turning into a really bad FPS ph34r.gif
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It cant be all that bad

*pushes in a large red commfy chair*
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post Nov 23 2004, 07:27 PM
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Someone mentioned a matchbox?
*spots Gouge Away shaped duct tape icicle*

Ah Greetings Noob person most pleased to make your aquaintance! Hmm, more chilled noobs this is hindering my matchbox initiation, drat that BIC!
*applies heated-any-flavour-cookie to Gouge and Rika*

Much better! Afraid it has also unfrozen Caths little gift but as CheeseMoose pointed out I have a solution should you feel the urge to use it.
*Hands up matchbox emiting muffled scuttling noises*

Ah I dont remember if you already have one Rika, so many noobs so little time. Have one anyway it can never hurt to have a spare! *hands over second, slightly louder box* biggrin.gif

All I ask is that you feed them well and all will be fine, it doesnt stop the explodey bit but does muffle it a little and of course when you get down they're great for relocating yourself somewhere cosy should you get lost! My tribe is always open to visitors!
Enjoy your stay *saunters off humming*


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the lil' pie...
post Nov 25 2004, 09:26 AM
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Hey there *hands up some pie* hope you're enjoying the view!
Gotta love Monty Python...*thinks*


NI. rolleyes.gif


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