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{Gothic Angel}
post Nov 22 2004, 09:17 PM
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No its not competition for the bar! Its has poles for dancing! And live bands! And me and Fof and Wyvern dancing! And lessons in dancingness for those who wish to join the ranks of ... ummm... lapdancer! Funfunfunfunfun! biggrin.gif


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{GothicAngel} - Hostess, dancer and organiser of music etc
Funked)out_frog - Dancer and proffesional pole fixer tongue.gif
markslut - Dancer in training

dancing hamster guy - resident animal trainer

moop - Security duct tape person



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post Nov 22 2004, 09:28 PM
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*offers security services in the duct taping department*


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post Nov 22 2004, 11:02 PM
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*can sorta pole dance - was't too bad when he had a go in C103*


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dancing hamster ...
post Nov 23 2004, 10:00 AM
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Is there room for dancing hamsters?
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post Nov 23 2004, 05:39 PM
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But of course Dancing Hamster hunny, you may use this straw.

*passes over straw, secured Blue Peter stylee to a cardbord base* wink.gif


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{Gothic Angel}
post Nov 23 2004, 08:35 PM
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Hamsters are so funneh.. they run around... and squeak... I had one once...

On a related note, I will be attatching a list of employees of the club to the first post... Aplications welcome! happy.gif


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post Nov 24 2004, 08:42 AM
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can hamsters apply for a job?
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post Nov 25 2004, 12:18 PM
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Ah, at last!
An official place to wiggle and wrap my energetic little self around a pole.

*Admires black shiney poles, and itches to etch initials at the base*

OH! and it goes so well with my steel heels and the black gossamer number snugglebum provided. Its..its..just so perfect

*claps hands and is overwhelmed*happy.gif

PLEASE Gothic angel can I dance in an official employment capacity?
Please Im still a little wobbly but in my favour I will try anything and it goes so well with my outfit...please?


*provides reminder of how well she can wriggle, blinding all those who missed the msn experience*
Oops! I will modify the sparkle a little though, maybe go for darklight sequins instead, enhance the mood a little.

Please? I can also supply erotic cookies if required and Im really good with hamsters!
*polishes DHG's mini pole and supplies with nuts from the bar*

( I know the gossamer was red, but my ink was so pretty and black! blush.gif)


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post Nov 25 2004, 12:59 PM
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Ooga Booga!
Can I join in and be a resident bar prop? I can lift heavy things such as replacment poles and could maybe pull pints on off days from Snugglebums harem?

I offer a pretty good pint pulling arm and pour magnificent Guinnesses wink.gif

Pleasey pleasey please?


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post Nov 25 2004, 01:15 PM
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Ooh... a good guinness pourer! Don't let him get away!


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post Nov 25 2004, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE (Smiler @ Nov 25 2004, 12:59 PM)
I can lift heavy things such as replacment poles
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*flexes muscles*

I got the heavy stuff sorted. However as Daedalus bought it up, your knack for Guinnesses pouring will come in handy. Of course that is, on the days that Mistress Snuggs doen't require your services wink.gif

*strikes some more body builder poses*

Oh yeah!


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post Nov 25 2004, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Nov 22 2004, 09:17 PM)
proffesional pole fixer tongue.gif
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Hehehe...
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post Nov 25 2004, 09:59 PM
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*pole dances*


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dancing hamster ...
post Nov 26 2004, 09:09 AM
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yay mini poles for hamsters
*spins around erotically on mini pole*
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post Nov 30 2004, 11:09 PM
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*slips party invitation through the mail slot*

This bunch is always up for a good time. Best nightclub of Matazone.


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post Dec 1 2004, 12:03 AM
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Blimey, we'd betta get some practice in.

Mark? DHG? Gothic Angel?

Okay, first I think we should start with being able to walk, you too Moop, incase you want to join in.

Lesson One: How To Walk In Platformed Stilettos.

1) Take a seat.
2) Put them on. The correct feet silly!
3) Buckle up, I suggest you stand up for this bit, keep your legs straight and bend at the waist. This will ensure that the strap around your ankle will be comfortable when you stand up, and not too tight.
4) Stand up, keeping your chest pointed forward, and your bum poking out. Head up, tall and proud.
5) If you are having trouble with your balance, try looking at a stationary object at your eye level and focusing on just standing. *tries to keep toes still for DHG*


Anyone having any problems soo far? Anyone have anything to add?


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post Dec 1 2004, 07:17 AM
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*wobbles a bit on his 7" heeled boots* I'm used to heel height just not stillettos

I'm also told that for pole dancing beginners its a good idea to wear at least knee high boots to grip the pole smile.gif


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dancing hamster ...
post Dec 1 2004, 08:40 AM
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woo...wooo.....wooooooooooo......!
*crash*
I can't quite get the hang of it-
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post Dec 1 2004, 06:07 PM
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*wonders what lesson two is*


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post Dec 1 2004, 06:29 PM
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QUOTE (markslut @ Dec 1 2004, 07:17 AM)
*wobbles a bit on his 7" heeled boots* I'm used to heel height just not stillettos

I'm also told that for pole dancing beginners its a good idea to wear at least knee high boots to grip the pole smile.gif
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*helps DHG up, and kisses forehead* Don't worry hun, practice makes perfect.

Ah ha! Mark dear, mebe you could teach the actual walking bit of lesson one? *wobbles*


Gothic Angel, could we order some knee high boots please?


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post Dec 1 2004, 06:48 PM
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*staggers in looking very wet*
sorry i'm late are there any darts to polish ?
*moves in leaving lots of wet footprints and a small newt that looks puzzled*
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post Dec 6 2004, 01:11 PM
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*mops up mess from cassidy and runs off of with newt*
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post Dec 6 2004, 10:59 PM
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Need a bartender? I'm great with tropical cocktails, but I also make a mean martini. And yes, I can pour Guiness the right way. Plus I used to work at a brewery, so I know how to make beer. I can even make my own liqueurs. Come on, you know you want an evil little vampire bartender of doom taking care of all your alcoholic needs! wink.gif

Oh and if you're hiring male dancers, I can strip too. I know how to walk in heels, and I can bring tight leather or a sexy gladiator costume for my stage show. Or hell, I can always mix both of my talents. Sexy naked boy drenched in vodka, what could be sexier? wink.gif


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post Dec 6 2004, 11:06 PM
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/me returns from a weekend slutting around London in a Catsuit and heels*



*Well catsuited in Hotel based nortiness - still got tourist attention in normallish attire


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post Dec 7 2004, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 26 2004, 10:09 AM)
yay mini poles for hamsters
*spins around erotically on mini pole*
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I do believe that is quite wrong. *Imagines DHG dancing round a pole erotically in real life*

Ah, I shall now have to mash my brain to a pulp.


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