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MonochromeRainbo...
post Nov 22 2004, 09:41 PM
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please?

just felt i should, y'know, introduce myself.....

hi.
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post Nov 22 2004, 09:47 PM
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Hello and welcome.

*passes over ear pluggs* These may come in handy later.

What's all this talk of duct tape *smiles sweetly*, he he.

Have fun posting, see you about... *waves*


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post Nov 22 2004, 09:47 PM
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*tapes monochrome rainbow to the ceiling*

Oi! We have a strong tradition of welcoming with duct tape here.

Many a noob has been saved from a tragic and painful upbringing because of it.

Welcome to the forums smile.gif.


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post Nov 22 2004, 09:54 PM
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biggrin.gif The duct tape is tradition I'm afraid. *nods* Even returning forumites long out of Noob stage have found themselves taped to the ceiling or wall. On the plus side you get to see the whole forum but the negative side is that you're in one place for the welcoming committee.

Good thing avatars don't feel anything more than a mild tickling when blown to small pieces. blink.gif
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Um, I mean fed good food like, um, cookies. Yeah, cookies. ph34r.gif

*hands up a couple cookies and a beverage*

Welcome to Matazone! biggrin.gif


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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 22 2004, 11:06 PM
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There is always a need for Duct tape when there's nooobs around!! *stick granade to MonochromeRainbow pulls pin and wanders off* Enjoy! evil.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 11:06 AM
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here you go *passes hamster*
Don't blow it up like the last person did
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post Nov 23 2004, 04:13 PM
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I think I was the first one to be taped to the ceiling twice which could go a long way to explaining why I do this sort of thing.

*fires multi purpose weapon turning you into an ice block*

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post Nov 23 2004, 04:15 PM
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Hi have a cookie


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post Nov 23 2004, 06:12 PM
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Hello little Noob.

Wyvern should be along with a matchbox in time... I'd give you one myself but I have a feeling she'd like to do the honours...

But for now, enjoy your stay. We're a friendly lot really. smile.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 06:40 PM
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hi


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post Nov 23 2004, 06:41 PM
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hmm.

thank you..... i think.

when can i come down from here?

and is the iceblockness/blowntopiecesness permenant?

*munches cookies and considers these vital questions*

Rainbow
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post Nov 23 2004, 06:43 PM
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Ah thanks Exceptional your a little angel...well mostly tongue.gif

Greetings small chilly noob!

As described one multipurpose, explosion clogging matchbox and occupant *box rattles* Im sure with a little practice you'll be skilled in its care and operational potential *hands up carefully*.

Its good for redirecting sudden attacks of the explosive variety and as a homing device should you stray and misplace yourself it is superb! biggrin.gif

Whilst you are waiting for the duct tape ritual to run its course make yourself comfy *hands up any-flavour-heated cookie* it may aid in the defrosting!
Have fun and please come visit the tribe anytime! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 07:29 PM
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Well hi there,
im new to this place its very strange!! the behaviour of humans is very strange! I do not understand why humans feel the need to express themselfs so,making out to be!! how would you say clever. No way are you clever, you have no idea look around, go on look around what do you see.Tell me what you see.

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post Nov 23 2004, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE (Aliensnatcher @ Nov 23 2004, 07:29 PM)
Well hi there,
im new to this place its very strange!! the behaviour of humans is very strange! I do not understand why humans feel the need to express themselfs so,making out to be!! how would you say clever. No way are you clever, you have no idea look around, go on look around what do you see.Tell me what you see.
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Human? Well if you think so dear!

So then intellectual little noob build yourself a thread and experience what we 'humans' have to offer! tongue.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 07:40 PM
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...eh...I was bored



... unsure.gif

edit: it'll fit as an avatar wink.gif


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post Nov 23 2004, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE (Aliensnatcher @ Nov 23 2004, 07:29 PM)
Well hi there,
im new to this place its very strange!! the behaviour of humans is very strange! I do not understand why humans feel the need to express themselfs so,making out to be!! how would you say clever. No way are you clever, you have no idea look around, go on look around what do you see.Tell me what you see.
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Intriguing post, but nobody gets away without the taping.

*Tapes aliensnatcher to the ceiling*

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post Nov 23 2004, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 23 2004, 06:06 AM)
here you go *passes hamster*
Don't blow it up like the last person did
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He hasn't blown up yet! you can still save the little guy!
Oh, and welcome!
they are right about being tapeing up members, you know
they got me...


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post Nov 24 2004, 04:39 AM
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Welcome Aliensnatcher.

*hands up a cookie and a beverage*


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post Nov 24 2004, 12:40 PM
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Was i ever duct-taped to the ceiling? i don't believe i was...honestly...Hmm...
anyway, *hands the newcomer vegetarian soy meatloaf and some herbal tea* there you go. Welcome to matazone! happy.gif


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MonochromeRainbo...
post Nov 24 2004, 07:48 PM
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pah, my thread has been hijacked. hijacked, i tell you!

how does one make the email notification thing work?

*edit* and sir psycho sexy, how do i use that as an av?
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post Nov 24 2004, 08:19 PM
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What did you expect seriously?


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post Nov 25 2004, 01:15 AM
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http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p.cave2/rainbow.jpg

put that URL in the in the relevant box in your controls


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post Nov 25 2004, 09:34 AM
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Welcome, and pies. Now flee, my pretty, and spread some happiness smile.gif


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post Nov 25 2004, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 24 2004, 09:19 PM)
What did you expect seriously?
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pfft. quiet, you
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post Nov 25 2004, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (MonochromeRainbow @ Nov 25 2004, 10:34 PM)
pfft. quiet, you
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Quiet yourself, guppy


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