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Feyliya
post Dec 6 2004, 07:56 AM
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One of my best friends got a new kitten a while back. She told me he was adorable, sweet, loving, adorable, cute, adorable....you get the picture. What she didn't tell me was that he was eeeevil. Oh so evil. Pure evil wrapped in an adorable fluffy body with a even more deceptively sweet face. But the eyes don't lie. Oh no, they don't!

BEHOLD!!!! Undeniable proof that the kitten named Vanyel is pure, candy-coated evil! Can you see the awesome depths of his malice in his eyes? Can you feel him sucking at your soul with just a glance? Be afraid people, be very afraid! For once you've felt the evil that lies within, you will be forever changed! I put the picture of pure evil up on my desktop, not knowing that I would lose pieces of my soul every time I looked upon it, and now I fear I cannot change it! If I changed it, Master Van would be sad, and I would feel true PAIN!

Flee while you can! Save your soul, and your sanity! For the love of God/dess/giant blow-up sheep in the sky, do not look upon his face for too long! For therein lies madness!


[I've fixed the link for you, it was going to Microsoft.com for some reason, which is good enough evidence of evil for me... - Mata]


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post Dec 6 2004, 08:27 AM
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Oh lordy.. any kitten that looks like that has to be evil. I know this because that's exactly what my boy looks like, and he's satan reincarnated. ..I still want the kitten though!
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post Dec 6 2004, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE (Feyliya @ Dec 6 2004, 07:56 AM)
BEHOLD!!!! Undeniable proof that the kitten named Vanyel is pure, candy-coated evil! Can you see the awesome depths of his malice in his eyes? Can you feel him sucking at your soul with just a glance? Be afraid people, be very afraid! For once you've felt the evil that lies within, you will be forever changed! I put the picture of pure evil up on my desktop, not knowing that I would lose pieces of my soul every time I looked upon it, and now I fear I cannot change it! If I changed it, Master Van would be sad, and I would feel true PAIN!

Flee while you can! Save your soul, and your sanity! For the love of God/dess/giant blow-up sheep in the sky, do not look upon his face for too long! For therein lies madness!
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But Feyliya, I heard that you enjoyed feeling true PAIN! laugh.gif


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post Dec 6 2004, 12:09 PM
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ahhh - hes just an ickle kitten!
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post Dec 6 2004, 02:24 PM
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post Dec 6 2004, 02:31 PM
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blink.gif i think your cat has gangrene tongue.gif


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post Dec 6 2004, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Dec 6 2004, 09:24 AM)
my kitten's eviler than yours tongue.gif
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It's the Dune Kitty! Evil scourge of the sands of Arrakis! Demonical companion of Shai-Hullud! Run for you lives! Run for your lives!........ Just make sure you do it on rock and preferably in non-rhythmic motion or he might sense your footsteps through the sand....... Unless of course, he's really a Graboid kitty from Perfection, Nevada, which means he might morph into something even eviller, in which case, you're definitelly doomed..........


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post Dec 7 2004, 12:54 AM
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*Feels. Soul. Sucking. Away."

No, wait, its just an asthma attack.

Phew, that was clos....

*dies*

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post Dec 7 2004, 10:11 PM
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dancing hamster guy Posted Yesterday, 01:09 PM
ahhh - hes just an ickle kitten!


Kittens and cats eat hamsters you know.

That kitten is Satan. But then, all cats/kittens are I guess. I mean, the neighbours cats used to come into garden and eat all the baby rabbits legs off... ewww.

SPS... WHAT THE HELL happened to that... that.... thing????? huh.gif

Ooo yeah.. just thought I'd add-You said adorable twice Feyliya wink.gif


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post Dec 7 2004, 11:05 PM
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The link just keeps bringing me back here...


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post Dec 8 2004, 06:39 AM
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Voices, just right click the link, go to properties, then copy and paste the location into your browser. For some reason my freewebs site just doesn't like linking at all. At least it isn't going to the Microsh!t website anymore...

I have finally managed to find a way to defeat the evil kitten! The power of my sad Tigger-kitty broke the evil Van-kitty's soul-sucking spell. My mother emailed me a new picture of my baby and he looks so sad and pathetic... ::schniffles:: ::cries:: I miss my little foot buddy...

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Does anyone here know a good way to ship a cat cross-country? I miss him so much, I just can't stand being without him for much longer.


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post Dec 9 2004, 01:22 AM
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I recently received a photo from a cousin, of a truly evil kitty named Mudslide terrorising an entire innocent village! ... For a new Dimension of Terror... Behold! Mudslide, The Destroyer!



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post Dec 9 2004, 10:50 AM
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The Fiend! Is no place safe from his evil marauding!


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post Dec 9 2004, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Dec 7 2004, 11:11 PM)
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dancing hamster guy Posted Yesterday, 01:09 PM
ahhh - hes just an ickle kitten!


Kittens and cats eat hamsters you know.

That kitten is Satan. But then, all cats/kittens are I guess. I mean, the neighbours cats used to come into garden and eat all the baby rabbits legs off... ewww.

SPS... WHAT THE HELL happened to that... that.... thing????? huh.gif

Ooo yeah.. just thought I'd add-You said adorable twice Feyliya wink.gif
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cats don't really eat hamsters - do they?
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post Dec 9 2004, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Dec 7 2004, 10:11 PM)
SPS... WHAT THE HELL happened to that... that.... thing????? huh.gif
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Just a little genetic experiment wink.gif

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post Dec 10 2004, 10:44 AM
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Tigger hates you all because one of you stole his human away from him.

http://www.freewebs.com/feyliya/Tiggit.JPG


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post Dec 10 2004, 11:31 PM
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Awww, it's sooo cute! wub.gif
I really wish I had a web cam! that way, I could all show you my kitten, the wondercat, spitch.
she really is a spaz sometimes...


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post Dec 11 2004, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE (Feyliya @ Dec 10 2004, 10:44 AM)
Tigger hates you all because one of you stole his human away from him.

http://www.freewebs.com/feyliya/Tiggit.JPG

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I think he's probably more pissed off about the thing on his collar, I know I would be if I was a cat...either that or someone confiscated his drilling equipment, if thats the case, expect a mouse head on your pillow in the morning tongue.gif


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post Dec 12 2004, 02:08 PM
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Actually, funny you should mention a mouse head.... Tigger caught his first mouse EVER just the other day. Mom said she heard a squeak in the kitchen, went to investigate, and there's Tiggit with a live, wriggling mousie in his jaws.

Now, if we were stupid enough to steal his drilling equipment, Tigger wouldn't just leave a dead mouse on our pillow. Oh no. He'd do it Godfather style. He knows how to get things done right, gosh darn it! No cat of mine would ever turn out to be a slacker!

And as for those things on his collar, where I'm from it's the law that all pets must have their vet information on their collars. That big red metal thing has a list of all his most recent shots, and his vet's phone number. The little purple dangly heart-shaped thing there has his name and my mother's phone number and address on it.


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post Dec 12 2004, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE (Feyliya @ Dec 12 2004, 02:08 PM)
And as for those things on his collar, where I'm from it's the law that all pets must have their vet information on their collars.  That big red metal thing has a list of all his most recent shots, and his vet's phone number.  The little purple dangly heart-shaped thing there has his name and my mother's phone number and address on it.
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but couldn't you come up with something a little more manly than a red thing with a purple love heart? Maybe a spiked collar? though that'd make him look gay in an entirely new way...

...poor bugger

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post Dec 12 2004, 02:23 PM
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Can't you just have those little silver tubey things that hang from a colar containing all the details of the pet?>


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post Dec 12 2004, 02:35 PM
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You know SPS, I never thought of it that way. But then again, Tiggit's not exactly a man anymore.... blink.gif

BlackWings, we could. But they're expensive and annoying to update regularly. The thingie with the vet info on it came free from our vet, and the one with Tiggit's name on it was $2.00 out of an engraving machine at Wal-Mart.


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