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Misty Rain
post Dec 8 2004, 09:24 AM
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90% of the food intake of a mammal is used to maintain it's body temperature.

Therefore if you do housework, forum chat, gardening etc in the nude you will achieve/maintain an appearance of slender loveliness.

I have done nude modelling for artists but have not noticed a difference yet.
So this might not be true.
I will run the trial a bit longer.

A 64 year old nude model?.................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I know you are thinking it.



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post Dec 8 2004, 11:40 AM
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hey we have them in art - fortunately I have not had to draw one yet!
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post Dec 8 2004, 01:05 PM
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That, although an original dieting idea...is scary. Some people are better off clothed, after all...at least to start with, if young...if old, always blink.gif


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post Dec 8 2004, 03:07 PM
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THAT must be why I'm so skinny >_>


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post Dec 8 2004, 03:20 PM
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QUOTE (Misty Rain @ Dec 8 2004, 09:24 AM)
Therefore if you do housework, forum chat, gardening etc in the nude you will achieve/maintain an appearance of slender loveliness.


Never going to happen!!

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A 64 year old nude model?.................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I know you are thinking it.


My friend does life drawing... she made friends with a couple of the models. Don't think i'd be comfortable in standing or siting naked in front of 15or so people drawing me. unsure.gif


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post Dec 8 2004, 03:42 PM
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huh, this is interesting...
maybe this is the reason for the current American fashions; to be an anorexic stripper. . . perhaps this was not put together because we are all lecherous imbeciles but because the two have something in common?
(probably not, but it's a good theory..)


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post Dec 8 2004, 03:46 PM
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Hey - I 'd try it.

However:

'But officer, it's a factually recognised way to keep slender'

Would it stand up in a court of law? biggrin.gif


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post Dec 8 2004, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Dec 8 2004, 03:46 PM)
'But officer, it's a factually recognised way to keep slender'

Would it stand up in a court of law?  biggrin.gif
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Oh you could try it!! Go on... dares ya?! wink.gif


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post Dec 8 2004, 05:44 PM
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[My friend does life drawing... she made friends with a couple of the models. Don't think i'd be comfortable in standing or siting naked in front of 15or so people drawing me. :unsure:


It's quite comfortable so long as you take your own bath towel to sit on.
Sometimes there is only a plastic chair and your sweaty bum sqeaks when you move.

The first time I did it I sat ouside getting up the courage to go in.

10 per hour for not doing v much is OK though.

The last two times I did it they had changed me to portrait - that's clothes on.
You get less for that.
I moaned about it so they paid me the naked rate.


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post Dec 9 2004, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE (Misty Rain @ Dec 8 2004, 09:24 AM)
90% of the food intake of a mammal is used to maintain it's body temperature.

Therefore if you do housework, forum chat, gardening etc in the nude you will achieve/maintain an appearance of slender loveliness.

A 64 year old nude model?.................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I know you are thinking it.

Misty Rain.
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I prefer going about my home in the nude, and I do too, unless it's cold or we have guests.

As for you being a 64 year old model, I think: I hope I can make a bit of dosh sitting about being nude when I get older.


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post Dec 10 2004, 09:02 AM
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[I prefer going about my home in the nude, and I do too, unless it's cold or we have guests.

You have to be careful to remember you are nude.
After a few hours you forget.
I have found myself going naked to the door when the postman knocks.
It would not make either of our days.

Also you drift into hypothermia if you are not careful.

Ironing is dodgy too

And naked bacon frying.
That's a bit,,,,,,,,, Oh you know what I mean.

But it is a nice feeling standing in the checkout queue on a wet day nursing the secret thought "I bet you don't know I take my clothes off for money".

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post Dec 10 2004, 03:04 PM
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Misty, I never burnt myself iorning, but cooking, yes I know about the pains of frying in the nude sad.gif. I have learnt that there are times when one _must_ cover up to prevent injury. I've never found my self forgetting to the point where I open the door nude, just trying to grab an item of clothing I can put on as I dash down the stairs tongue.gif


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post Dec 11 2004, 08:48 AM
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[quote=funked)out_frog,Dec 10 2004, 03:04 PM]
Misty, I never burnt myself iorning, but cooking, yes I know about the pains of frying in the nude :(. I have learnt that there are times when one _must_ cover up to prevent injury.

Good morning,

A while ago on UK television they did a programme about nudists.
One critic commented that the most dangerous thing ha had ever seen on TV was a nudist using a circular saw.


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post Dec 11 2004, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE (Misty Rain @ Dec 11 2004, 08:48 AM)
One critic commented that the most dangerous thing ha had ever seen on TV was a nudist using a circular saw.
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what gender? and were they wearing goggles and ear defenders? tongue.gif


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post Dec 12 2004, 01:31 AM
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[what gender? and were they wearing goggles and ear defenders? :P


Good morning,

Just back from very jolly meal.
Do not expect too much sense.

Gender? - don't know - as always the male's dangly bits are most vulnerable.

Goggles? ear defenders?
Get your own fetish - and I don't want a walk on part in it.

Do I have to remember every thing from years ago?


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post Dec 12 2004, 01:53 AM
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One of the forum noobs is a naturalist. Trying to remember handle. I know he posted in Pab's thread about the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders over in Issues. It would be interesting to hear his opinion here.

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Found it.
Nightly Supporting Structures thread by Pab in Issues
Noob is Fred Harding aka techline. Pab & Spacehappy quoted off his website and he signed in to try to clarify.
His websight: www.tekline.co.uk/natbra.htm
Nudity is a part of said site to warn anyone who really shouldn't be viewing.

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