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Witless
post Dec 11 2004, 04:51 PM
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Hey all, seen the animations enough times.. but didn't realise how vibrant the community was.. so here I am.. like saying hello and stuff


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mooooooooooopo
post Dec 11 2004, 05:03 PM
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Hi, welcome to the forums.

Looks like I got here first *duct tapes you to a wall*

Enjoy the forums, others will be along with tasty and lovely treats shortly.


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post Dec 11 2004, 05:28 PM
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great stuff, I'll just wait up here patiently shall I?

*hums a tune*


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post Dec 11 2004, 06:01 PM
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*hands you a kitten*
welcome!


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post Dec 11 2004, 07:30 PM
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Ooo! I get to be all vibrant cool! But Meh it's saturday I cant be bothered coming all the way over there to greet you *gets out granade launcher loads with glue coated granade and fires* Dont any of you people who like to spoil my fun try and catch it cause it will explode on contact and if it's not the given target the explosion be a hell of a lot worse. evil.gif


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post Dec 11 2004, 07:50 PM
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boom baby!

Well, now that you've been exploded...

*hands a bowl of ice cream*

velcome to ze forums, there is no exit so enjoy your stay... or else! tongue.gif


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post Dec 11 2004, 09:13 PM
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right.. well it's lucky I trained in tibet the art of pulling myself together after being blown apart, (you'd be suprised how many times in life that is useful!)
and I'll try and enjoy my rather permanant visit!


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post Dec 11 2004, 09:30 PM
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Greetings! Have a coffee, cookie and tiny wizard called Magical Trevor


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Dec 11 2004, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Dec 11 2004, 09:30 PM)
Have a coffee
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*waves stick violently at PsychwardMike*
don't even think about saying it!! just DON'T DO IT!!!
*waves stick some more*

ooh a newbie!
*put's it in the newbie pen*
it's for your own protection, plus it's warm and cozy


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mooooooooooopo
post Dec 12 2004, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Dec 11 2004, 11:59 PM)
ooh a newbie!
*put's it in the newbie pen*
it's for your own protection, plus it's warm and cozy
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You mean *tapes the cage to the wall around the n00b*, surely? tongue.gif


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Dec 12 2004, 02:22 PM
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No, i'm a firm believer that taping is actually cruel....except bondage tape...thats ok...on the right gender tongue.gif


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the lil' pie...
post Dec 13 2004, 09:53 AM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles?
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*running away from impending bondage discussion*
Welcome! Have a pie *hands over some pie and a blanket to keep the cage warm* smile.gif


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post Dec 13 2004, 10:42 AM
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Having finally found out where my "fire makes it clean" saying came from ( the title of an Alice Cooper track "Cleansed by fire") I decided to dust off the old flame thrower

*and roasts you*

You have been cleansed

Here's your extinguisher.

Welcome.


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post Dec 13 2004, 01:11 PM
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Ooh a noob cage. I haven't seen one in many a moon. Pretty. laugh.gif

*tapes cage to the ceiling*

Welcome to Matazone! That should give you a nice view.

*passes Witless some cookies and a hot chocolate*

Sorta spoiling the noobs now aren't we?...sitting comfortably in a cage...In my day we were taped up and liked it. *walks away with cane muttering senilely*


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post Dec 13 2004, 08:01 PM
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Wow are we caging them now then?

Now I wonder is it really for their own safety or for our amusement? be honest people! tongue.gif

Well as you've been introduced to the taping, exploding and feeding already I shall proceed with my contribution!

*hands up large any-flavour-cookie and a small purring matchbox*

The cookie is easily explained and the matchbox does everything...I think.

Lets see its a mini homing device, an explosion muffler, Moop and Cath detector, flotation device and generally useful critter. Not tried it out on locks yet but feel free to try just let me know how it goes!

Anyway enjoy the cookie, the company and the view.

Welcome to the Forums!


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post Dec 13 2004, 11:46 PM
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I never got put in a newbie pen. You love Witless more than me.

*hands Witless a ticking...present. Which musn't be opened yet. Or you'll spoil the surprise*


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Dec 14 2004, 12:33 AM
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I only thought of it when I posted it, it's sorta like the pens you have new born kittens in or something....

*puts sky in the pen too, to keep witless company*

play nice!


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post Dec 14 2004, 04:02 AM
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Heya, Witless! (Have you ever noticed that greetings in Matazone could often get you creamed, in Real life? laugh.gif )

I haven't been by, to greet you, yet? Geez, Now I'M getting slack... Here, have some salve, for those burns... and some superglue to seal up all the cuts and scratches from the explosion... (Did you know that they're recommending keeping superglue in emergency kits, in RL, now? Mind boggling.). Take care, and have a Moonpie™, to help in your recovery...


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post Dec 14 2004, 02:22 PM
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So scary! all I say is hello, and before long, bondage tape, and cages are mentioned, I think I'll stay in my noob pen.. at least it will keep the feral matazone board people out!


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the lil' pie...
post Dec 14 2004, 03:32 PM
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We're nice really, y'know laugh.gif


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post Dec 14 2004, 04:22 PM
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Newbie-pennèd-ness. Hell yeah. ^_^

Witless...the present will stop ticking of you cut the RED ribbon.

Do NOT cut the blue ribbon. Or we're both geography...

We shall play nice. Else I'll go and talk to some real people. With biscuits.


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post Dec 25 2004, 12:34 AM
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*holds tub of ice-cream just out of Witless's arm's reach*

Come out and I'll let you have some wink.gif


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post Dec 25 2004, 06:41 AM
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*pokes with decently long stick to get your attention*

Hiya! I'm Ange!

*Hands you gaming controler of your choice*
To amuse you while you hide in your cage (I didn't get a cage sad.gif )

And I'm sure Mike will be by at some point to babble about coffee and Capcom.....don't worry, he's mostly harmless (just hide all your coffee before he gets here wink.gif )


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Witless
post Dec 25 2004, 12:04 PM
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*grabs the stick from Ange and uses it to knock the ice cream out of Funked out frogs hands and watches it splatter open across the floor*

Oppsie... Hello by the way!


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