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post Dec 17 2004, 03:58 PM
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Hi. New guy here. Would have joined ages ago, but I'm just too damned lazy rolleyes.gif
Now fear as I prepare to write down the mental feces that are my thoughts.


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post Dec 17 2004, 04:06 PM
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Hey there you *pokes*. Here are your ear protectors and here are your rations *hands over ear protectors and rations*. *pokes some more*

See you around mister tongue.gif

*pokes one last time*


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Calantyr
post Dec 17 2004, 04:10 PM
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Just can't help stalking me, eh?

*takes presents greedily!*


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post Dec 17 2004, 05:57 PM
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Hi there, welcome to the forums.

*tapes you to the ceiling*

The other forumites will be along soon, I'm sure, to welcome you with lovely gifts and treats smile.gif.


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Cath Sparrow
post Dec 17 2004, 06:16 PM
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Hi I'm taking it you know our darling Froggy! I'm afraid this wont help you *sticks granade to Calantyr pulls pin and wanders off*


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post Dec 17 2004, 09:16 PM
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Welcome Calantyr!!!

Im afraid Cath is right, if anything knowing someone already here makes you a much more appealing target! I know I speak from fond and traumatic experience...don't I CAth dear! evil.gif

However Im sure you will enjoy the attention! However on with tradition...

*hands up large any-flavour-iced-advent-cookie* this should keep you entertained till everyone else arrives!
Oh yes, almost forgot.
*hands up tinsel infested matchbox emitting muffled sleighbell-like sounds*

The cookie is easy to explain just eat, but the matchbox? hehe thats another problem entirely but I can promise it is VERY useful! biggrin.gif
Any questions ask myself or fellow tribe members Im sure they would be glad to enlighten you.

Have fun!


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post Dec 18 2004, 05:11 AM
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(Chocolate and Peanut butter flavored ants march into thread, looking for somewhere to build a Chocolate and peanut butter nest. They see a wad of duct tape near the ceiling, and decide that that would be a good place to bivouack for the night... Calantyr looks nervous...). laugh.gif


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post Dec 18 2004, 10:15 AM
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*Freezes Calantyr, and chocolate and peanut butter ants*

It had to be done eventually, still at least I didn't have the flame thrower eh Quoth?

Welcome.


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post Dec 18 2004, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE (Wyvern @ Dec 17 2004, 09:16 PM)
*hands up tinsel infested matchbox emitting muffled sleighbell-like sounds*
The cookie is easy to explain just eat, but the matchbox? hehe thats another problem entirely but I can promise it is VERY useful!  biggrin.gif
Any questions ask myself or fellow tribe members Im sure they would be glad to enlighten you.
Have fun!
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Ooh, the matchboxes have gone festive! Nice one Wyvern!
Don't worry... too much... about opening it Calantyr, just keep it well away from your face and it should do nicely to see off potential tape-to-the-ceiling-ers, blow-uppers and freeze-ers such as you've encountered already.

Have fun! smile.gif


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post Dec 18 2004, 10:00 PM
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Of course they've allready been through so it's too late,
too late, far too late, mwahahaha!!

Um, unsure.gif , sorry about that. biggrin.gif

Welcome to Matazone!

*hands up warm milk and cookies*


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post Dec 19 2004, 01:41 AM
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What's this? I have missed someone in my welcoming spree?
*gasp*
very sorry, here...
*hands over a kitten*
I can always give you a puppy if you perfer, though.
kittens LOVE to hunt peanut butter ants... even frozen ones.


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post Dec 19 2004, 01:51 AM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 18 2004, 06:15 AM)
*Freezes Calantyr, and chocolate and peanut butter ants*

It had to be done eventually, still at least I didn't have the flame thrower eh Quoth?
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If you had used the flame thrower, the ants would have melted, Then poor Calantyr would be in one sweet mess! laugh.gif


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post Dec 19 2004, 01:56 AM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Dec 18 2004, 09:41 PM)
kittens LOVE to hunt peanut butter ants... even frozen ones.
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Eeps! Seriously, though, my chocolate ants are ninety percent pure chocolate, and only ten percent ant... and chocolate makes cats sick... sometimes fatally. Freezing won't hurt the ants. They'll just thaw out and get back to business, refreshed from their little nap. But I think they'll move on when they get wind of the cat...


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post Dec 19 2004, 06:08 AM
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Right-o. I'm Mike. Capcom and coffee and other such pleasentries. Enjoy your stay or something.


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post Dec 19 2004, 12:26 PM
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Hi! Have a coffee, a cookie and the temporary loan of a tiny wizard named Magical Trevor (I am running out so noobs only get a lease on one of them)


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post Dec 19 2004, 08:37 PM
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how long would this lease be for?


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post Dec 20 2004, 08:00 PM
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6 months to be re-negotiated after 4 2/3 months, with a possibility of extension on good behaviour, provided they don't abuse it or use it in a public place


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the lil' pie...
post Dec 23 2004, 02:41 PM
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Welcome and hey. Have a pie *hands up a pie* it's nice that people are bringing their friends to be taped up, methinks. Shows consideration laugh.gif


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Calantyr
post Dec 24 2004, 11:22 AM
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I'm touched! I realy am!

And now I'm suing for harrassment!

Can someone help me get these ants out of my lower colon now? Please?

*winces*


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post Dec 24 2004, 11:32 AM
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Not I, said the frog.

*pokes*


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Calantyr
post Dec 24 2004, 11:51 AM
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Ooooh you vicious beast.


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post Dec 24 2004, 12:24 PM
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Hello, new person. Help yourself to a slice of baby. Or pie. Whatever you prefer.
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