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Hyperion
post May 5 2003, 12:01 PM
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Well. It's morning, and I'm about to go to school, and I find THIS. Pssht.

Okay, so my mom still does my laundry. She doesn't trust me with the machines. But every time she washes my orange bra, it comes back with lumps in the fabric, which in turn, makes my breasts look lumpy.

Sam + Lumpy Breasts = Mad, angry Sam

Also, my pants have a hole in the crotch. Damn it. So I hafta wear my hole-less in the crotch but not-as-good-fitting pants to school. And sew up my other pants. So =/

On the flip side, I have my rainbow socks (GO GAY PRIDE) on, and this really cool necklace I made last night, using wire and green and white seed beads. It's got this really cool. .. thing on the front with like a star shaped thing with a blue bead in the middle. . . Trust me, it's cool, I made it. happy.gif

So. . . *sigh* School.

Bad day.


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Tarantio
post May 5 2003, 01:23 PM
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-looks in a confuzzled manner at the time of post-
-its 1.01pm-
-curses time zones and their damned twisted ways-

DAMN TIME ZONES AND THEIR DAMNED TWISTED WAYS!!!

-thinks the last part wasnt necessary, but shrugs and cant be bothered hitting backspace-

neway... theres a lesson here, hyperion! (no i dont mean buy more underwear to end all your problems - that sounds kinda mean, and meesa nice guy)
the lesson is....
tada! do all your own washing!!!

-looks at what hes wrote now-
-sniggers-
-does so some more-
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post May 5 2003, 01:42 PM
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hyperion!!!!!!!!!!!!


i've missed you! sorry about the bad day.


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post May 5 2003, 01:45 PM
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huggles wub.gif


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You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:

[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000.
[B] Own Microsoft
[C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))"
[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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Oni Usagi
post May 5 2003, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE (Hyperion @ May 5 2003, 08:01 AM)
Also, my pants have a hole in the crotch.

hehehe wub.gif
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Tarantio
post May 5 2003, 02:14 PM
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she pointed out that they weren't meant to oni...
so stop thinking thoughts like that...
its too damn contageous
-goes off for a shower-


...unclean...


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Hyperion
post May 5 2003, 02:21 PM
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happy.gif

Sanks, guys. I love you too, phe. happy.gif

*pokes everyone* NAUGHTY!! *giggle*


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post May 5 2003, 08:07 PM
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sorry your clothes suck. hand wash your bra! dont let her get her hands on the thing. lol. well, i had a boring day. hi.


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post May 5 2003, 08:37 PM
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i have 3 days of school left before exams then FREEDOM!!!!!
i had today off due to bank holidays, and i get friday off coz its our leaving do at school! w00t!


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post May 5 2003, 08:40 PM
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i have until june 25, but i am skipping that day because i am going to camp. lucky bastages, getting out now dry.gif . well you probably start loads earlier than me. you BETTER. i wonder what the hell i will do when i get home from camp after 5.5 weeks away from this forum. i only want to go for a month, [i want that extra 1.5 weeks to sit on my ass] but my parents are making me go for 5.5 weeks because they want as little ass sitting as possible. oh god i hate them for that.


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post May 5 2003, 08:46 PM
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well no, we usually finish school waay later then that, but what with this being my last year, i get shedloads of time off to 'revise' (HA) for exams.
my holidays properly start on june 20th, but i only have 3 days of real school left!i never did get the whole camp concept....dumpin your poor kids off to some strange place for the summer when all they really want to do is hang with friends...tsk


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post May 5 2003, 09:06 PM
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<--- isnt at school nemore tongue.gif


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post May 5 2003, 09:35 PM
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well i wont be after this year...apart from college..and uni...and ...omg..kill me now!


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post May 6 2003, 06:01 PM
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<----- is going to uni in september (hopefully) to learn how to make computer games! tongue.gif


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Oni Usagi
post May 6 2003, 06:02 PM
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QUOTE (Tarantio @ May 6 2003, 02:01 PM)
<----- is going to uni in september (hopefully) to learn how to make computer games! tongue.gif

Me to, but I'm in school still.
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post May 6 2003, 06:02 PM
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I wanna go...where is it?


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post May 6 2003, 06:04 PM
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dundee (abertay university)


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post May 6 2003, 06:05 PM
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Dundee?

I'm just going into programming, but one of the things I want to do is games.
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post May 6 2003, 06:09 PM
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Dude that's not even here...<feels dejected>


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Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce.
Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls
I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid.
I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me...
I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion.
Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)
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post May 6 2003, 06:09 PM
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yeh, this course is called computer games technology - strictly games (yay!)


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post May 6 2003, 08:32 PM
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Lumpy breasts! Tee-hee!

See, if you were English, I'd tell you not to wear any pants, but I'm guessing you're on the other side of the pond, where not wearing any pants will garner you strange looks and unwelcome attention.

Two nations, seperated by a common language.


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post May 7 2003, 04:00 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif lumpy breasts are bad but sound funny, what do you do to fix something like that? dry.gif


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