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Prince Aries
post Dec 25 2004, 03:18 AM
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Greetings and salutations, ladies und gentlemen.

***I LIVE!!!***


I'm on the worst computer on the worst connection ever, but I couldn't help popping in and saying hello.

I miss you guys sooooooo much! *squishies*

I really do mean it when I say expect to see Aries as a regular again. And then the fear can begin. Bwahahah. Or some such.

Anyway, I'll have access to the internet all weekend so I'll peek in from time to time and get caught up on everything I've missed, which I'm sure is a lot. Fill me in if you like. (insert innuendo laced rebuttal here _______.)

Anyway, love love and all that peachy-ness. Talk to you all again soon.

-Aries aka "Captain Penis"


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post Dec 25 2004, 04:04 AM
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OMG YAY!

Hi Aries! *waves excitedly* Back for another couple-day stay, after which you disappear into oblivion for another three months? biggrin.gif

Love!
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post Dec 25 2004, 05:04 AM
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Hey there *siddles up to Aries* I guess we should get to know each other a lill better seeing as we are both e-married to Commie *licks* wink.gif


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post Dec 25 2004, 11:09 AM
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Captain Penis? Good to know you kept yourself amused while away from us.

Wibbles anyhow. And a Merry Christmas to you.
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post Dec 25 2004, 12:30 PM
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Christ on a stick! It's Aries!

Best Christmas present ever.

I want you back on these forums, bitch.

Love biggrin.gif


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post Dec 25 2004, 09:04 PM
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My babies! >_< How I miss thee!

Haha, Missy, very funny.....but very true in an increasingly annoying way. Yes, this is my fault, but financial-ness ain't so hot...least it wasn't. It's better now.

Yes, Captain Penis. I obtained it at work (for those that don't know I'm currently working at Hobby Lobby...more details on that some other time). I was standing in an aisle talking to good ol' Julia (Ratt, She Who Brought Me Here) and wearing a big polymer X-mas tree on my head doing the Hitler stance....it was all very random. My manager walks by, gets all serious in his face and says "wow...all I can say is....Captain Penis" So....I'm keeping it around. It just works for me. happy.gif

I'm going to try and get on as much as possible to check in on you rascals, but this is a family computer and Mom frowns on me spending the holidays on the internet. Thankfully, she got an X-box for Christmas, so maybe I can distract her with some NFSU2 or Halo 2 and use the internet all to myself. I can even use AIM (no other chat proggies will work, sadly).

Anyway, I'm just rambling. It's so good to be here. I make a stern promise to be here FOR GOOD come the end of January. And you can all hold me to that. I'll even give you my contact info (if you don't already have it) and you can call and harass me all you like biggrin.gif

Frog - We ladies have *MUCH* Commie gossip to....erm...gossip about! That's what e-wives do....the whole "old women in a knitting circle" routine. Much fun.

Irish - *squishies to deathies with huggies*

Commie - *lick* wink.gif

Missy - Still with Wal-Mart? I might be back there...*REAL* soon....feel for me! Can't wait to talk to you again, why haven't you called me? sad.gif

Anyway, laters all.


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post Dec 25 2004, 09:20 PM
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QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Dec 25 2004, 03:04 PM)
Missy - Still with Wal-Mart?  I might be back there...*REAL* soon....feel for me!  Can't wait to talk to you again, why haven't you called me?  sad.gif
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Don't you sadface me! I'm not the one that disappears, you know, my number's constantly the same, anyone can contact me anytime... You, however, I never know whether I could reach you at the number you left me with or not... tongue.gif

PM me with whatever number you have now, see if it's the same as the one I have for you.
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post Dec 26 2004, 01:00 AM
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Missy you flatulent old timer! How dare you mock me into oblivion?! How *DARE* you make me out to be some flaky homosexual who is about as consistent as the porn industry! How dare you....oh wait. You have a point. My bad. laugh.gif

I'm such an evil little kitten.


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post Dec 26 2004, 11:44 AM
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Hi! Nice to see you back around.


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Prince Aries
post Dec 26 2004, 04:50 PM
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Sadly, this is the part where I have to submerge myself yet again.

I should be back soon. Until then, later taters.

-Aries, The Booty Bouncing Hawaiin Queen of Dusting


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post Dec 27 2004, 01:59 AM
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Ohmygosh! biggrin.gif Heyyyy! It's elf, if you remember me ^^ Hehe, I just came back a few days ago too XD


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post Dec 30 2004, 01:06 PM
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It certainly does seem to be the time for people to appear again. First Elf and now Aries. Hurrah for old-school Matazonians! 'Looking forward to having you back in a month.


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post Dec 30 2004, 09:20 PM
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*tackleclingsnugbitechewlick*

ARIES! I miss you, too. *clings some more, bounces*

I might come back, too. I'm considering it - no promises, though, because every time I come back something really bad happens and I have to sort of disappear and deal with family stuff. So. I'm -hoping- that this time, I shall be returned like an old, unwanted fruitcake that nobody ever eats and ... I'm hungry. o_o

Anyway, I missed yoooouuuu Cap'n Penis. happy.gif


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Prince Aries
post Jan 17 2005, 10:09 PM
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Thanks everyone! happy.gif

Oh yeah....and I'm back for good now.


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post Jan 17 2005, 10:39 PM
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Welcome back (for good)

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post Jan 18 2005, 12:03 AM
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Hurrah! 'Lo matey, good to have you back with us.


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post Jan 18 2005, 12:44 AM
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About time! I've been missing that extra dollup of perversion that is teh Aries!


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Prince Aries
post Jan 18 2005, 04:51 AM
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Thank you everyone. I shall ensure that this time around I use me Gay Powers of Perversion for a greater good as opposed to the "incident" that happened last time......which is now referred to as the Great Midget Pudding Spelunking of Candice.

Oh it's good to be back.

Much love,

Aries


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