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 Mar 3 2003, 01:19 AM
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Love me?  Group: New Members Posts: 544 Joined: 24-February 03 Member No.: 17 Gender: Female  |
Just vote.
 Smile and nod and walk away as fast as your little legs can take you... |
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Mar 3 2003, 01:25 AM
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the spam bunny Group: New Members Posts: 1,490 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 11 |
uuuhhhh NO...
i hate babies. they just cry and poop. |
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Mar 3 2003, 01:46 AM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Established Members Posts: 5,224 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New York City, Boston Member No.: 15 Gender: Male |
sorry, i ate them
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Mar 3 2003, 01:53 AM
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Love me? Group: New Members Posts: 544 Joined: 24-February 03 Member No.: 17 Gender: Female |
*sob*
Wait, I dont have any babies... darn, this is a useless poll. |
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Mar 3 2003, 01:59 AM
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Remorseless posting machine Group: Established Members Posts: 5,224 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New York City, Boston Member No.: 15 Gender: Male |
WHAT?
 THEN WHO'D I JUST EAT? OMG! IT WAS MY BABIES! 
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Mar 3 2003, 01:59 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 57 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Hiding under the bed Member No.: 59 |
Can I have them medium rare with honey mustard on the side?
-------------------- Normalcy is a lie perpetuated by those unable to accept their own uniquenesses.
I ate my n00b. |
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Mar 3 2003, 02:00 AM
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Remorseless posting machine Group: Established Members Posts: 5,224 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New York City, Boston Member No.: 15 Gender: Male |
i'm not regurgitating anyone. it's morraly wrong
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Mar 3 2003, 02:01 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Babies are pure evil!
--------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Mar 5 2003, 12:04 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Heck no! I don't even want mine
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 5 2003, 12:18 AM
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Remorseless posting machine Group: Established Members Posts: 5,224 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New York City, Boston Member No.: 15 Gender: Male |
I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!
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Mar 5 2003, 12:25 AM
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 Has WAY too much time on their hands Group: New Members Posts: 405 Joined: 26-February 03 Member No.: 34 |
What's worse than a baby in a trashcan?
10 babies in a trash can What's worse than 10 babies in a trash can? 1 baby in 10 trash cans What's worse than 100 dead babies in the back of a truck? The one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out WHat's worse than that? When it goes back for seconds... hahahaha... band people tell the weirdest jokes... 
-------------------- Wow... that's a big chicken...
E-Siblings: Craziness, Free Psycho, Industrial Kybosh, CrissiLove and Tired! I wub you guys! I have apple pie for brains SMACK, KETTLE, SMACK THE HOE BAG! Like my Av?When Office Supplies Attack You don't think I can steal a toaster? STAND BACK! I'VE GOT A TENNI-FLOP! I wub my blonde elves! Yes... we all hate my sister... step sister from hell... 6 things i hate: babies,mushrooms,seventh graders, bologna, Shania Twain, and Cher! English Class is poo God, rice is like one of the best damn things on the planet. |
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Mar 5 2003, 05:47 AM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
What's blue and sinks to the bottom?
A baby with slashed floaters. What's red and floats to the top? A dead baby with floaters. How do you make a baby crawl in a circle? Nail its hand down. How do you make it stop? Nail down the other hand. How do you make a baby-go-round? Put it in the blender. How do you get the baby out of the blender? With tortilla chips. I know it's crude, but I don't think any babies will read this. Don't kill me Mata. |
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Mar 5 2003, 10:38 AM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
One more:
What's red, bubbly and bangs on the window? Wait for it... A baby in a microwave -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Mar 5 2003, 10:39 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Don't try this at home kids.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Mar 5 2003, 01:03 PM
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Love me? Group: New Members Posts: 544 Joined: 24-February 03 Member No.: 17 Gender: Female |
DEAD BABY JOKES!
A variation of this one might have already been said, but Im gonna post it anyway... How do you get ten dead babys into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? A straw. Mmmmmm.... babies.... |
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