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post Jan 6 2005, 12:02 PM
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Well it was only a matter of time!

Thanks BIC for the idea - whether or not it will catch on I don't know!

We supply all types of, well, living things so ask for whatever you like.

We have a lot of hamster looking for a welcome home!

Open mondays - fridays

Staff would be helpful .... please!

Current staff : me, little bear

Er .. well yeah thats about it for now!

( note: this is not a matabar spinoff!)
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post Jan 6 2005, 12:04 PM
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*walks through door, the little bell above it ringing gently*

Why, hello my good DHG, do you sell snakes? I would like a snake please. smile.gif

EDIT: Yay, its your thousandth post DHG!


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post Jan 6 2005, 12:06 PM
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WOW your right!!!!

and on the opening of my pet store!!

thanks bear - have a snake on the house!!
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post Jan 6 2005, 12:08 PM
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Yay!

*cuddles snake*

I shall call him Sid, and we shall play all day and I'll love him lots and lots. tongue.gif

*Doesn't notice snake coiling itself round him*


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post Jan 6 2005, 12:11 PM
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*Aims tranquilizer gun at snake and fires*

there you go - he'll be awake soon !

*uncoils snake*

keep him in this basket for now - it also comes with this free flute!
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post Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM
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Feisty little nipper isn't he. tongue.gif

Thanks.

*tucks basket under arm*

Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes?


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post Jan 6 2005, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM)
Any chance of some snake food?  What do I feed snakes?
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You ask for a snake but don't know what to feed it? *shakes head*


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post Jan 6 2005, 12:16 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 01:13 PM)
Feisty little nipper isn't he. tongue.gif

Thanks.

*tucks basket under arm*

Any chance of some snake food?  What do I feed snakes?
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we have some rats in the floor boards - he could have them and be doing me a favour. they are very fond of mice thou.

*hands bear basket of mice*
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post Jan 6 2005, 12:17 PM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 6 2005, 01:15 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM)
Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes?
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You ask for a snake but don't know what to feed it? *shakes head*
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Well, I know that you feed snakes dead mice etc, but figured DHG wouldn't like that, them being hamster-esque, so decided not to provoke him. smile.gif


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post Jan 6 2005, 12:18 PM
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I'm ok with that cos they died of natural causes!
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post Jan 6 2005, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 01:18 PM)
I'm ok with that cos they died of natural causes!
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Just as well, I dispise fiendish mice murderers. tongue.gif


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post Jan 6 2005, 01:02 PM
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hey want to work here little bear - I offer good pay and flexable hours - translated to you get paid pet food and you work here when you want!
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post Jan 6 2005, 01:46 PM
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Good afternoon,

Could you please quote a price on the following:-

Can you do me a pair of siamese twin blue whales, half grown, joined at the belly?
Must be lesbians.

I will need 50 tons of krill per week delivered to an address to be supplied. (in Euyrope)


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post Jan 6 2005, 01:51 PM
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blink.gif wacko.gif

.... that my friend might take a while - do they even exist?

well the bulk of stock will arrive on Monday so if you could be patient I'm sure we will have some.

Will you be able to collect them or do you want them delivered?
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post Jan 6 2005, 02:20 PM
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Can I have one of these please?


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post Jan 6 2005, 02:22 PM
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It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
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post Jan 6 2005, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 03:22 PM)
It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
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Look at his cute little face, would he do such a thing?

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post Jan 6 2005, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:22 PM)
It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
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Just for guarding the bar.


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post Jan 6 2005, 02:34 PM
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whats wrong with the hamsters! they are good guards you know!

oh well.... I suppose you could have one since we have one in the backroom. I left a hamster to look after him while a go, but he seems to have gone missing.....

well here you go - it even comes with a free spiked collar and leash if you want it!
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post Jan 6 2005, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:34 PM)
whats wrong with the hamsters! they are good guards you know!

oh well.... I suppose you could have one since we have one in the backroom. I left a hamster to look after him while a go, but he seems to have gone missing.....

well here you go - it even comes with a free spiked collar and leash if you want it!
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Cool. Thanks, I know that hamsters are good guards, but I need something with a bit of a larger bite, just in case you know.


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post Jan 6 2005, 03:16 PM
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I catch your drift - you will need some food for it so you can have a cow as well !
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post Jan 6 2005, 04:07 PM
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Can i buy a flying donkey to take me to the moon please, I will give you some magic beans
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post Jan 6 2005, 04:13 PM
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put your beans away donkey - you don't need to pay - but flying donkeys are hard to find - I'll just ask margaret, she'll know:

MARGARET
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margaret - YES

DO WE HAVE ANY FLYING DONKEYS FOR SALE?

margaret - I DON'T KNOW

i'm sorry she doesn't know

margaret - HAVE YOU CHECKED IN THE CUPBOARD?

oh yes what about one of these?

(sorry I had to quote little britain sometime)
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post Jan 6 2005, 04:21 PM
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I want a red panda or one of the desert foxes that I saw at the zoo.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee?


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post Jan 6 2005, 04:26 PM
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yeah I think we got a red panda in the back - this one even has a bow!

you'll be wanting some bamboo shoots with that

*passes panda and bamboo*

well time to close the shop - seeya tomorrow!
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