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 Jan 6 2005, 12:02 PM
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 Our UAV is online  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male  |
Well it was only a matter of time!
Thanks BIC for the idea - whether or not it will catch on I don't know! We supply all types of, well, living things so ask for whatever you like. We have a lot of hamster looking for a welcome home! Open mondays - fridays Staff would be helpful .... please! Current staff : me, little bear Er .. well yeah thats about it for now! ( note: this is not a matabar spinoff!) |
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Jan 6 2005, 12:04 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
*walks through door, the little bell above it ringing gently*
Why, hello my good DHG, do you sell snakes? I would like a snake please.  EDIT: Yay, its your thousandth post DHG! -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Jan 6 2005, 12:06 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
WOW your right!!!!
and on the opening of my pet store!! thanks bear - have a snake on the house!! |
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Jan 6 2005, 12:08 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Yay!
*cuddles snake* I shall call him Sid, and we shall play all day and I'll love him lots and lots.  *Doesn't notice snake coiling itself round him* -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Jan 6 2005, 12:11 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
*Aims tranquilizer gun at snake and fires*
there you go - he'll be awake soon ! *uncoils snake* keep him in this basket for now - it also comes with this free flute! |
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Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Feisty little nipper isn't he.
Thanks. *tucks basket under arm* Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes? -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Jan 6 2005, 12:15 PM
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 I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM) Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes?  You ask for a snake but don't know what to feed it? *shakes head* -------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Jan 6 2005, 12:16 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 01:13 PM) Feisty little nipper isn't he. Thanks. *tucks basket under arm* Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes? we have some rats in the floor boards - he could have them and be doing me a favour. they are very fond of mice thou. *hands bear basket of mice* |
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Jan 6 2005, 12:17 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 6 2005, 01:15 PM) QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM) Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes? You ask for a snake but don't know what to feed it? *shakes head* Well, I know that you feed snakes dead mice etc, but figured DHG wouldn't like that, them being hamster-esque, so decided not to provoke him.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Jan 6 2005, 12:18 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
I'm ok with that cos they died of natural causes!
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Jan 6 2005, 12:22 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 01:18 PM) I'm ok with that cos they died of natural causes! Just as well, I dispise fiendish mice murderers.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Jan 6 2005, 01:02 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
hey want to work here little bear - I offer good pay and flexable hours - translated to you get paid pet food and you work here when you want!
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Jan 6 2005, 01:46 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
Good afternoon,
Could you please quote a price on the following:- Can you do me a pair of siamese twin blue whales, half grown, joined at the belly? Must be lesbians. I will need 50 tons of krill per week delivered to an address to be supplied. (in Euyrope) Misty Rain |
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Jan 6 2005, 01:51 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
  .... that my friend might take a while - do they even exist? well the bulk of stock will arrive on Monday so if you could be patient I'm sure we will have some. Will you be able to collect them or do you want them delivered? |
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Jan 6 2005, 02:20 PM
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I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
Can I have one of these please?
-------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Jan 6 2005, 02:22 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
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Jan 6 2005, 02:28 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 03:22 PM) It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters! Look at his cute little face, would he do such a thing? 
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Jan 6 2005, 02:30 PM
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I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:22 PM) It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters! Just for guarding the bar. -------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Jan 6 2005, 02:34 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
whats wrong with the hamsters! they are good guards you know!
oh well.... I suppose you could have one since we have one in the backroom. I left a hamster to look after him while a go, but he seems to have gone missing..... well here you go - it even comes with a free spiked collar and leash if you want it! |
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Jan 6 2005, 02:42 PM
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I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:34 PM) whats wrong with the hamsters! they are good guards you know! oh well.... I suppose you could have one since we have one in the backroom. I left a hamster to look after him while a go, but he seems to have gone missing..... well here you go - it even comes with a free spiked collar and leash if you want it! Cool. Thanks, I know that hamsters are good guards, but I need something with a bit of a larger bite, just in case you know. -------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Jan 6 2005, 03:16 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
I catch your drift - you will need some food for it so you can have a cow as well !
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Jan 6 2005, 04:07 PM
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 That's 'Sir Guppy' to you Group: New Members Posts: 5 Joined: 5-January 05 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,569 |
Can i buy a flying donkey to take me to the moon please, I will give you some magic beans
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Jan 6 2005, 04:13 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
put your beans away donkey - you don't need to pay - but flying donkeys are hard to find - I'll just ask margaret, she'll know:
MARGARET MARGARET margaret - YES DO WE HAVE ANY FLYING DONKEYS FOR SALE? margaret - I DON'T KNOW i'm sorry she doesn't know margaret - HAVE YOU CHECKED IN THE CUPBOARD? oh yes what about one of these? (sorry I had to quote little britain sometime) |
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Jan 6 2005, 04:21 PM
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 Empowe(red) Group: Established Members Posts: 1,588 Joined: 1-October 03 From: New York Member No.: 614 Gender: Female |
I want a red panda or one of the desert foxes that I saw at the zoo.
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee? -------------------- Squeaky swings and tall grass
The longest shadows ever cast The water's warm and children swim And we frolicked about in our summer skin Where I roam... |
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Jan 6 2005, 04:26 PM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
yeah I think we got a red panda in the back - this one even has a bow!
you'll be wanting some bamboo shoots with that *passes panda and bamboo* well time to close the shop - seeya tomorrow! |
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