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> ::looks Around:: Wow, Being A Noob Is Confusing, i'd like to be adopted
Xpluf6
post Jan 7 2005, 04:18 AM
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More proficient guppy
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hmph...this business is tricky work. i would be greatly in debt to someone if they adopted me. ::big smile:: i like long walks on the forum and bubble baths.


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post Jan 7 2005, 04:57 AM
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This one's mine. My old noob got too big for its cage so I had to release him. Last time I checked he was getting married or something.
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post Jan 7 2005, 10:19 AM
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Our UAV is online
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welcome to the forums!

enjoy this novelty dancing hamster
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post Jan 7 2005, 11:28 AM
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Welcome to the forums.

*duct tapes to the ceiling in a welcoming manner*

There, now you can lay back and relax in safety and comfort, being waited on hand and foot by the other forumites until the confusion passes.


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post Jan 7 2005, 04:57 PM
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Welcome to the forums! Have a cookie, a coffee and a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor.

(Everyone can keep their MTs now because a new colony has been found in darkest Staffordshire.)

Why not pop round to Tribe Wyvern sometime and get your complimentary cookie?


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:27 PM
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Hi, have a beanbag, and don't forget to drop in on Tribe Wyvern later on. We don't bite... much.

Enjoy the forums! smile.gif


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post Jan 7 2005, 08:53 PM
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Greetings Xpluf6! Welcome to the forums!

Glad to see the welcoming committee is out in force although I havent seen BIC or Cath yet.
Hmm, Id keep your eyes open. Duct taping is a very useful process, keeps you safely on the ceiling out of the way of most of the madness but there are a few exuberant characters who just are not phased by obstacles like height or stickyness! ph34r.gif

Here have one of my latest batch, this might help with a little flame proofing, explosion muffling and general path finder once you get down!

*hands up small spherical matchbox which rattles and hums*

Im trying out new styles let me know how it goes Im usually around the tribe somewhere! I'll have your any-flavour-cookie ready for you. biggrin.gif

Have fun and enjoy posting! tongue.gif


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post Jan 7 2005, 09:24 PM
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wow...that is a tough post to follow....so here it goes....

*flashes*

...uhhh...I mean, welcome to the forums!


ph34r.gif

(I will adopt you if you want a Lorax as a n00b-mommy)


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post Jan 9 2005, 03:37 AM
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Hi. I'm Mike... Capcom rules and stay away from my coffee. Follow those rules and we'll get along nicely.


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post Jan 9 2005, 03:39 AM
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So Wyvern's finally developed the flame resistant matchbox *I try to roast you anyway but when it doesn't work as well as it should, I fire off the new weapon modification. Acid.


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post Jan 9 2005, 04:04 AM
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welcome!
*hands you a kitten*
their trained at hunting hamsters and peanutbutter-flavord ants.

c'mon, guys! can't the noob be mine?


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post Jan 9 2005, 12:22 PM
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Ooga Booga!! SMILE!
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I'm really gonna have to get in on this adoption lark but I'll make no claim now wink.gif

Welcome there new noob, the drinks over at Tribe Wyvern are, if I say so myself, exceptional. Drop by, ones waiting for ya.

ENJOY


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Jan 9 2005, 03:51 PM
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Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit!
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QUOTE (Smiler @ Jan 9 2005, 12:22 PM)
Welcome there new noob, the drinks over at Tribe Wyvern are, if I say so myself, exceptional. Drop by, ones waiting for ya.

ENJOY
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Try the purple stuff It's wonderful and fizzes as it goes down.


Come and join the party hunny and welcome!!!!


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post Jan 9 2005, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 9 2005, 03:39 AM)
So Wyvern's finally developed the flame resistant matchbox *I try to roast you anyway but when it doesn't work as well as it should, I fire off the new weapon modification. Acid.
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NOooo!


That fire retardent, BIC proofing was supposed to be good for at least two Noobs! It took weeks in the lab to perfect!!! ohmy.gif

Back to the Weyr lab again then!
*trundles off muttering*
that BIC and his acid I'll.......


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voices_in_my_hea...
post Jan 15 2005, 06:01 PM
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sad.gif I haven't seen the noob!
will she ever come back?


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Jan 15 2005, 06:02 PM
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You've lost your n00b? How careless.


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post Jan 15 2005, 06:11 PM
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sad.gif i know. I need to keep track of these things.


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Jan 18 2005, 02:14 AM
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Maybe potential adopters need to PM the Noob?

I won't as I'm a bad influence. tongue.gif
*waves to Noob and hands up a few more cookies*

Welcome to Matazone. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 21 2005, 01:36 AM
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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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