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Queen_Pabon
post Jan 9 2005, 08:15 AM
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I am new and have never ever been on a forum before. I have some questions about the forum and how to use and also other things that I would prefer to ask a woman about somethings. Preferably a bisexual female. If someone could please help me.
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Smiler
post Jan 9 2005, 11:48 AM
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Welcome to one of the...no THE friendliest forum in the squidooniverse biggrin.gif and may I say what a good choice you have made smile.gif

All the info in how to use is up on the top of the screen where it says "The Rules. Read this before you start posting" up there...go on take a look... see? For most other things feel free to Private Message (PM) me and I'll see if I can help. I'm sure others of more knowledge will offer the same.

For the female bit, I'm afraid Im absolutly no help whatsoever having one leg on my XX chromosome missing, but for anything issues like I'd say first step is the Issues forum. We're a really good bunch so you're bound to get a modicum of help there same as if you PM us which for some things you may want to do once you know a bod or two.

AND NOW.... May I formally welcome you on behalf of Tribe Wyvern, (we're not secular or anything it just sprung up wink.gif ) - Visit the Weyr, we're all very nice. And dont mind the duct taping, its a good hearted welcome thing. biggrin.gif
ENJOY and have a blast (If Cath's about that may become literal)


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post Jan 9 2005, 03:33 PM
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Greetings and welcome! Have an introductory gift of a cookie, a coffee and a tiny wizard named Magical Trevor. Why not drop into Tribe Wyvern HQ sometime?


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post Jan 9 2005, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jan 9 2005, 03:33 PM)
Why not drop into Tribe Wyvern HQ sometime?
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Try the purple stuff its fab!!!


Welcome to the forums hunny. We are lovely snuggly people who are all generally happy to help


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Jan 9 2005, 06:13 PM
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It's true, bisexual women are the source of all knowledge, how can a straight male's intellect even compare?! tongue.gif


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post Jan 9 2005, 07:47 PM
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WELCOME TO MATAZONE!!!! I, being female and bisexual, can probably help you with your questions! And I'll also mong you a muffin. Complements of the Weyr!


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post Jan 9 2005, 07:59 PM
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Fantastic another Noob! Welcome m'dear!

*hands up matchbox emitting random hiccups*

I apologise for the hiccuping I dropped the poor thing in the purple stuff, when it was still green, blink.gif it hasnt recovered yet, should still work though...I hope! unsure.gif

Anyway ask any Tribe member they come in quite handy as general purpose forum tools, I dont think this one will have too many problems just go easy on the poor thing for a while ok! biggrin.gif

Keep your eyes open for Cath and Moop they always turn up eventually and their greetings are quite enthusiastic if unusual so Id enjoy the relative tranquility while it lasts! tongue.gif

As already mentioned come see the tribe and I can assure you that Smiler would make an excellent person to adopt you he's my noob all well trained and full of forum experience!
Im so proud! biggrin.gif

Enjoy your stay!!!


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post Jan 9 2005, 08:01 PM
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*Tapes queen pabon to the ceiling in the usual manner and wanders off*

Welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay.

Fraid I'm a bit late to tell you about the lovely treats the other forumites give but hope you enjoyed them smile.gif.


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[D]esperado[X]
post Jan 10 2005, 12:03 AM
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Do i know you???


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Queen_Pabon
post Jan 10 2005, 03:10 AM
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QUOTE ([D)
esperado[X],Jan 9 2005, 07:03 PM]
Do i know you???
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Yes you do. You are soooooo crazy!!!!!!!!
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PsychWardMike
post Jan 10 2005, 03:13 AM
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Hi. I'm Mike. You shouldn't have too many problems with finding a lesbian or bisexual female in the forums... there are a fair amount of homo/bisexuals on these boards. Myself, I'm a bisexual male and I'm happy to help you out.

Anyway, I'm Mike, I love Capcom. Stay away from my stash of coffee. We'll get along just fine.


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post Jan 10 2005, 04:08 AM
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Hello my dear, I'm Ange and welcome to the forum!

*hands you gaming console of your choice*

Enjoy. And it's fireproof.......you'll know why sooner or later.

Happy posting!


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post Jan 10 2005, 12:24 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 9 2005, 06:13 PM)
It's true, bisexual women are the source of all knowledge, how can a straight male's intellect even compare?! tongue.gif
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I thought it was just women in general that were the source. Oh well that makes me a typical male then I suppose. Until I do this *fires acid modded weapon at Queen Pabon*


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[D]esperado[X]
post Jan 10 2005, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE (Queen_Pabon @ Jan 9 2005, 10:10 PM)
QUOTE ([D)
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Do i know you???
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Yes you do. You are soooooo crazy!!!!!!!!
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Well, welcome to the forum, im new to so i guess we can hold hands a skip through the dasy fields together


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post Jan 10 2005, 05:04 PM
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Hello, have a beanbag.

*hands you a beanbag*

That's about all I've got time for now, so enjoy the forums!

*dashes off to hand out more beanbags for Tribe Wyvern*
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Queen_Pabon
post Jan 10 2005, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE ([D)
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QUOTE (Queen_Pabon @ Jan 9 2005, 10:10 PM)
QUOTE ([D)
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Do i know you???
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Yes you do. You are soooooo crazy!!!!!!!!
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Well, welcome to the forum, im new to so i guess we can hold hands a skip through the dasy fields together
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Welcome to you also. Sounds like a good idea. Hahahaha!
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Smiler
post Jan 11 2005, 01:55 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 9 2005, 07:13 PM)
how can a straight male's intellect even compare?! tongue.gif
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Ah t'is true t'is true, i doubt mine does wink.gif


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little_bear
post Jan 12 2005, 12:08 AM
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Erin
post Jan 12 2005, 12:51 AM
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WeLcOmE. watch out..you might get flamed and taped..but its all good...make sure your scissors and fire extinguisher are handy. well..im new too..but hi anyhow. tongue.gif anyhow..my names Erin, im a girl, from kentucky, and i listen to old music. tongue.gif


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post Jan 12 2005, 01:07 AM
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Thanks for the welcome. Im Xavier a Military man in Georgia


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Queen_Pabon
post Jan 14 2005, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE ([D)
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Thanks for the welcome. Im Xavier a Military man in Georgia
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Well welcome military man. I am a house wife.
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Quoth(The Raven)
post Jan 21 2005, 02:41 AM
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