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> God Hates Me - Part Ii..., "The Ambiguously Evil Photoshoppe"
altehase
post Jan 9 2005, 12:31 PM
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Since someone ( I won't name names) found it upon themselves to erroneously "critique" my photoshopping...I will now present you with this challenge of challenges...BEHOLD...the ambiguously evil Sonny Swayze! Be careful...he spits!

Only one of these (3) disturbing photos are real. (2) are fake as the day is long. Without staring too hard, as this may cause leprosy, try and figure out which is the real Sonny and which two are as bogus as his patronage.

I don't know what the winners will receive as a reward. But I can assure you that in the future...you are less likely to make the same mistakes that I have.

Good luck...be sure to wash your eyes out after viewing this post:)



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post Jan 9 2005, 01:28 PM
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I think SuperSwayze is real.


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post Jan 9 2005, 01:59 PM
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1) possible.. all colours look about right. no seams...
2) seam left hand temple, in his hair..
3) fake for obvious reasons. (forget kennedy's magic bullet, this guy has a magic sun)

the skin tones? 1) asian 2) white 3) black

i might be wrong but i've got to go for 1.


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post Jan 9 2005, 07:49 PM
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I agree with DarkInferno - definately number 1 is real.

I think you photoshopped the hat in, to throw us off the trail. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 10 2005, 01:35 AM
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2 and 3 are fake. The angles, colors, and cutout around the face are pretty obvious.

But it's definitely better. Keep trying. smile.gif


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post Jan 10 2005, 07:02 PM
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AHA! It was a trick question...they're ALL bogus. Though I do apologize for the deceit, I figured it was the best way to prove my point. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is that evil is in the eye of the beholder. It's either that or something to do with Sonny refusing to answer his IM. To be honest, I've forgotten...

Anyways, I would like to thank those of you that had the guts to give it your best shot. The REAL Sonny Swayze WILL be revealed in a future post. Sooner than later I assure you. I can only hope that all is forgiven by then. Until then...bear with me on this one, Ok?

Greeneyes: Your use of the term "Superswayze" moved me to tears. Of joy that is. It was not only unprecedented but delightfully emphatic. English courage is safe and sound with you!

DarkInferno: What can I say, you can always be relied upon for your candor and finite resolve. I knew I coudn't pull a fast one by you! Your "magic sun" theory is enough to make anyone think twice. Though Sonny did have a mullet at one time, and you probably didn't know that, you used it to your advantage and stopped me dead in my tracks! I gracefully bow before you!

Snugglebum: Your legend, as always, preceeds you. Though I wish that the beanie photo was indeed real, unfortunately, that's the only thing real about that particular photo. Your mere presence and time devoted to my challenge was accolades enough. The name "Destroyer" will not soon be forgotten...the fear live on!!!!!

candice: Candice, hmmm...what can I say? Must be that Oregon fresh, pine scented air! Or maybe it's that Bigfoot you guys have there. I like him, or her...whatever it is. It's Ok that you don't appreciate my photoshopping. I'll get over it in time. The important thing is that you now are aware of Sonny and his many guises. He'll be back and you'll be ready. I've never been to Oregon. Though I have been to Washington. Lots of people with mullets doing drugs...Sonny would be proud (the evil louse!) smile.gif

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post Jan 12 2005, 04:47 PM
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Hmm. I kind of suspected they were all fakes.

But 1 is a better fake than the other two. Color is still off, though.


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