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mooooooooooopo
post Jan 11 2005, 11:37 PM
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*runs in and spots a clear place on the ceiling*

*throws portable trampoline and takes a runup*

booooOOOOooooiiiiIIIIIiiiing

*somersaults to the ceiling*

*tapes self to the ceiling with lightening reflexes at the exact apex of the jump*

Wheee! This is fun.

Hi, I never had the benefit of being taped in my noob post, the other gifts didn't go amiss but I feel I missed out on some of the magic of n00bdom.
This post is to regain some of the n00b experience I lost by growing up (forumwise) too fast.

Post away.

*hangs around for a while*


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post Jan 11 2005, 11:40 PM
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*grabs a think roll of tape*

*securely binds moop further to the celiing*

Urghh he's too non-noobish to stay up, guys we're going to need help.


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post Jan 11 2005, 11:44 PM
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Hehehe. I have JUST the thing!

*breaks out a big roll of duct tape and the mysterious orange goo producing glue*

Aww, I doubt I ever welcomed you in your actual intro thread, cause that was after I forgot to come in this forum regularly. So welcome to the forums very belatedly Moopsiedaisysweethearthoneylumpkins. Enjoy your stay and remember that Candice = innocent.

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post Jan 12 2005, 12:07 AM
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What you want to industrial strength, steel reinforced duct tape. I might just happen to have a roll handy.

*checks*

Ah, here it is.

*tosses into into the hoard of forumites wanting to have a go at taping moop*


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post Jan 12 2005, 03:39 PM
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Roll up, roll up, the one who keeps Moop on the ceiling longest wins a beanbag!

*begins collecting offerings of cookies and similar from noobs wanting to try their luck*


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post Jan 12 2005, 08:22 PM
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I hope Moop gets at least a portion of the collection of goodies. wink.gif

Welcome to Matazone Moop!

*opens small opening in growing duct tape cocoon and passes in a cookie and beverage*
*thinks briefly*
*adds small breathing tube into cocoon as well*

Whatever happened to the gilded cage and the stick? laugh.gif We should give Moop the full treatment.

*wanders off to find B.I.C. and his flamethrower/icemachine*
I'll also keep a lookout for Cath and her grenades. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 12 2005, 08:26 PM
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. . . I'm a n00b.


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post Jan 12 2005, 10:14 PM
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post Jan 12 2005, 11:01 PM
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HAVE A Smexy muffin, moopster! It's yummeh...


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post Jan 12 2005, 11:34 PM
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*hands you a kitten*
does this mean cath will have to blow you up?


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post Jan 13 2005, 01:55 AM
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Well, Ash, I was thinking that as I got revenge on moop in my intro thread I'd leave the um moopster alone but as you twisted my arm *fires flame thrower at the unbelievably thick cocoon*


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post Jan 13 2005, 02:02 AM
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(Walks in, sees cocooned Moop on fire, whispers in Pendragon's ear... Tympanum... whatever. Small dragon goes from red and gold to Ice blue and white.) Fire! (Pendragon fires cone of frost breath at moop, freezing him and the flames that surround him...) That'll do it, Arthur! Good Dragon! (Turns to moop) Don't say I never did nothin' for ya! 'Bye! (Exits, stage right)


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post Jan 13 2005, 10:31 AM
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Wheee! yay!

*munches yummeh (and now lightly toasted, ta BIC) goodies*

Cheers Quoth, toasty snacks are good, toasty moop is bad. blink.gif


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post Jan 13 2005, 10:45 AM
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Nice to see you're enjoying it up there. Let me know if you want some pie, and what flavour, and I'll fly it right up smile.gif


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post Jan 13 2005, 08:44 PM
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*makes an 'anti n00b' moop doll' with a duct tape accessory package*

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post Jan 14 2005, 11:44 AM
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Aw, Moopikins wub.gif you got all taped up. Hmm, this may make the it a lill more difficult for me to give you oreos, but I shall try anyways.


*climbes up beside Moop*

Hmm, here you go my bound paramour *proceeds to give Moop many oreos* wink.gif


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post Jan 14 2005, 05:53 PM
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I think I blew moop up when he started so dont feel the need to do so again unless some insists? Anyone? evil.gif


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post Jan 14 2005, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Jan 14 2005, 05:53 PM)
I think I blew moop up when he started so dont feel the need to do so again unless some insists? Anyone? evil.gif
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Hehe I insists, I insists lots!!!

Hail oh taped Moop!

*tucks small growling matchbox into a the large heat warped cocoon of tape*

It may be redundant in helping with the enthusiastic Noob greetings and education/ orientation period. However Im sure it will come in handy for other things! If you have any problems just drop by the Tribe its pretty easy to make these things let go if you know how. tongue.gif

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post Jan 16 2005, 10:03 AM
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Yes! I insist too! I insist! I insist!

*forumites start lobbying for Cath to grenade Moop*


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post Jan 16 2005, 02:55 PM
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What's this now? Explodey moop?

I sincerely think not!

1. I have taken a vow to protect moopsiedaisy from explodey death.

2. Being one of his pimps, I can't have you all damaging the merchandise! A girl has to make a living, you know.


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post Jan 16 2005, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Jan 11 2005, 03:37 PM)
*runs in and spots a clear place on the ceiling*

*throws portable trampoline and takes a runup*

booooOOOOooooiiiiIIIIIiiiing

*somersaults to the ceiling*

*tapes self to the ceiling with lightening reflexes at the exact apex of the jump*

Wheee! This is fun.

Hi, I never had the benefit of being taped in my noob post, the other gifts didn't go amiss but I feel I missed out on some of the magic of n00bdom.
This post is to regain some of the n00b experience I lost by growing up (forumwise) too fast.

Post away.

*hangs around for a while*
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i may be a noob..but i shall tape you to the ceiling. **pulls out a roll of tape, a match, some coffee and a box of cookies** **tapes you to the ceiling, sets you on fire, and gives you coffee and cookies**


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post Jan 16 2005, 04:53 PM
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Fwargh! Again with you people trying to damage the goods!

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post Jan 16 2005, 05:14 PM
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But Cand my granades dont do pemanent damage.....


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post Jan 16 2005, 07:07 PM
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Hmmm. *ponders*

What about intense pain? Any of that? He may get performance anxiety if you make his toe hurt really bad or something. Can't have unsatisfied clients.


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post Jan 16 2005, 07:38 PM
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I have taken a vow to protect moopsiedaisy from explodey death.


He won't die, we've all been exploded before (multiple times if we don't get out of the way fast enough!) so I'm sure he'll be fine!

*continues lobbying*


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