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Daedalus
post Jan 19 2005, 12:15 AM
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30% Gah!

Being a student doesn't help. Means that M&S is beyond my means and 2nd class stamps are a good idea. And what is wrong with the occasional pot noodle or pay-as-you-go?

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post Jan 19 2005, 10:16 AM
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I got 29%

I think I'm going to vomit!!!
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post Jan 19 2005, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 19 2005, 10:16 AM)
I got 29%

I think I'm going to vomit!!!
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That would up your chav rating to 53%.
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post Jan 20 2005, 05:16 PM
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I clicked the link.

And got a 404.

New link?


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post Jan 20 2005, 05:26 PM
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It still works for me


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post Jan 20 2005, 11:35 PM
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26% But what qualifies as fairy Christmas lights?


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post Apr 5 2005, 08:08 PM
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Chav Test 2

I only got 8% on this one


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post Apr 5 2005, 08:13 PM
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28 % sad.gif


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post Apr 5 2005, 11:53 PM
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"Do you know anyone from Hastings or Croydon?"

Erm.. I live just up the road from Croydon... so yeah... sad.gif
But the Black Sheep Bar there is actually a pretty good rock/metal night on thursdays. *shrugs*

I got 13%. I think living near to Croydon is what pushed me above 5% sad.gif


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post Apr 6 2005, 12:25 AM
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17%.

*proceeds to saw off 17% of body mass*


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post Apr 6 2005, 12:27 AM
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My Chav family pushed mine up to 23% sad.gif

And I dislike how the chav test is called "Shauny's Funny Things".


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Jaq
post Apr 6 2005, 12:33 AM
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I got 38% but I think they're classifying things that are chav with things that are just cheap, and what's wrong with calling a toilet a toilet? And! If I went to a school in Canada that wasn't paid for by taxes I'd probably be at a privately owned religious school that wasn't recognized by the government as an actual school.

Anyways... seems a bit elitist to me.. *grumble grumble grumble* Not a chav.


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post Apr 6 2005, 01:02 AM
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56 and 28. Its because I'm a republican, isn't it?
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post Apr 6 2005, 05:23 PM
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21%? 21 whole per cent?

No, it cannot be!

*Dies*

EDIT: 2nd one, 9%

*Undies*


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post Apr 6 2005, 06:11 PM
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25% dry.gif
Ha! 13% forthe second one! Relived but would have liked lower damn those hoop earings!


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post Apr 6 2005, 06:26 PM
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30% how does shopping in Co-op make me a chav? I can't get to another supermarket easily so I have very little choice in it. Also own brand cola/beans... who cares???

Stupid chavs!

edit: got 4% in the second one

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post Apr 6 2005, 07:24 PM
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...20%? what's wrong with drinking before mid day?! *mutters*


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post Apr 6 2005, 07:38 PM
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0%

Go team moop!


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post Apr 6 2005, 08:02 PM
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5%. Can't be bothered to do the second one.


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post Apr 6 2005, 08:28 PM
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11% ... thats like 1/10 chav!

*Rushes out to buy black lipstick*

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post Apr 7 2005, 03:44 AM
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63% on the first one
and 11% on the second


And in relation to the second one Canberra or the Australian.Capital.Territory are the capital of Australia wink.gif so I don't know what they're on about there.


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post Apr 7 2005, 08:37 AM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Apr 7 2005, 03:44 AM)
63% on the first one
and 11% on the second


And in relation to the second one Canberra or the Australian.Capital.Territory are the capital of Australia wink.gif  so I don't know what they're on about there.
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post Apr 7 2005, 09:50 PM
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7% in the second one. I think that the second one is much nicer to people... *shivers*


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post Apr 7 2005, 10:34 PM
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41% on the first one, and 21% on the secound...


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post Apr 7 2005, 10:50 PM
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I do not understand (as a yank)
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