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post Jan 28 2005, 05:47 AM
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Okay, I started this thread for two reasons: 1) Pranks are always a good topic of conversation and 2) Some of the guys and I have declared a prank war on my brother. Thus far, we've covered the basics. We've antiqued him, woken him up with an airhorn, covered his bed with nasty fetish porn pics (thanks Google!), screwing with his drumkit, ripping ass in his general vicintiy under various conditions ("Good morning, Rick!"), the infamous "heavy metal alarm clock" and others I'm too tired to mention. We're trying to get creative since we've done so much to him (one failed attempt we've made was to have him walk into the bathroom with what appears to be me standing on the counter wanking off to my own ass [no, I had no intentions of wanking off to my own ass]). Anyone have any cool stories? I'll remember more after some sleep.


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post Jan 28 2005, 07:14 PM
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Kool Aid hair dye. Blond git a day before graduating. Add one very sneaky relation and there is a wonderful recipe for mayhem.


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post Jan 28 2005, 07:22 PM
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I'm a fan of the oldie but goodie: Shaving cream on face/hand while they're asleep, then tickling their face so they get it all over.

Then I've heard of honey in the shampoo- haven't actually tried that one.

Then there's cerran wrapping the doorway, so that he runs into it as he tries to leave- that's always fun =)

And then there's (these were done to my voice teacher for april fools)

1. Draping string across his room, so that the entire room looks like a giant spider web.

2. Filling his room/closet with crumpled up newspaper.

3. Emptying the room of EVERYTHING.


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post Jan 28 2005, 07:44 PM
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Whatever is on his desk - glue it down. EVERYTHING.


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post Jan 28 2005, 07:46 PM
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Ooo, I love glueing down money on the street.


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post Jan 28 2005, 10:30 PM
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Someone glued money down on the elevator floor once......I didn't figure out why I couldn't pick it up until they burst out laughing....


one of my favorites is clingwrap on the toilet seat. But whatever you do, don't get caught. They WILL make you clean it up.


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post Jan 28 2005, 10:35 PM
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Kool-Aid in the shower head. My personal favorite! biggrin.gif Make sure he sees a horror movie with lots of blood and guts beforehand and you might even him squeal like a girl! There are a couple out there that have blood coming out of the shower head, I just can't name them right off the bat right now.


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post Jan 29 2005, 04:56 AM
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QUOTE (Feyliya @ Jan 28 2005, 05:35 PM)
Kool-Aid in the shower head.  My personal favorite! biggrin.gif
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I so have to do that. I'd need a camera, though. He showers in the mornings and the guys aren't there at that hour (usually). They'd kill me if I did anything to my brother without them there. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 29 2005, 02:05 PM
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I knew a guy who for a "laugh" smeared melty chocolate on his girlfriends arse while she was asleep and then when she awoke she thought she'd pooed herself.
Nasty nasty prank.


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post Jan 29 2005, 02:15 PM
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QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 29 2005, 02:05 PM)
I knew a guy who for a "laugh" smeared melty chocolate on his girlfriends arse while she was asleep and then when she awoke she thought she'd pooed herself.
Nasty nasty prank.
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I've heard a worse version of that on a one night stand. This was not by a prank but by accident and he made sure the scene was arranged to make it look like she was the culprit before running home.


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post Jan 29 2005, 02:24 PM
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Grab your brother's underwear and decorate your front yard with it. Be sure to hang it in trees, on bushes, off the eaves of the house, and any other prominent places.

Another priceless one is to take all the furniture out of the person's room and stick it on the roof of the house. It's an old dorm and frat favorite where I come from.


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This is one that is absolutely disgusting - me and my brother used to do it to each other: take one un - used condom, spit in it, tie a knot in it and then place under siblings pillow to be discovered at a later date.

I tell you what - it is a very nasty shock when you pop your hand under your pillow and find something like that but so funny for the prankster.


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post Jan 29 2005, 04:50 PM
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vegemite on toilet seats can be convincing if done correctly.
and messing with light bulbs ie changing all the 65 watt ones to 30 etc so he thinks he's going blind or nuts and if you were being vengefull you could do it over several days so he won't notice and then gets head aches wink.gif





may i ask what is kool aid


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post Jan 29 2005, 05:13 PM
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Apparently if you boil a condom it will stretch big enough to go over a phone booth, though I haven't tried that one.

Some friends of mine at university last year turned _everything_ in their housemates room upside down.


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post Jan 30 2005, 03:00 AM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Jan 29 2005, 08:50 AM)
may i ask what is kool aid
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It's flavored geletin. Nummy stuff! It jiggles when you eat it!


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post Jan 30 2005, 03:11 AM
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QUOTE (Feyliya @ Jan 29 2005, 11:00 PM)
QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Jan 29 2005, 08:50 AM)
may i ask what is kool aid
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It's flavored geletin. Nummy stuff! It jiggles when you eat it!
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I've never heard of kool aid being geletin o.0 From where _I'm_ from its just a powdered flavor that you mix with sugar and water to make a drink.



My brother once had soap that turned red when you put water on it, even though it was normally white.... so he took it and wrote something on the mirror in our parent's bathroom (I'm not sure exactly what....) So when the bathroom got all steamed up it would show words in blood red.... though I never did hear how that turned out in the end


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post Jan 30 2005, 03:47 AM
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QUOTE (K!77y @ Jan 29 2005, 07:11 PM)
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I've never heard of kool aid being geletin o.0 From where _I'm_ from its just a powdered flavor that you mix with sugar and water to make a drink.
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Ack! I was thinking of Jell-O. Well, it's the same difference, really. Jell-O is is pretty much Kool Aid with more gelatin.


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post Jan 30 2005, 04:55 AM
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switch the toothpaste with rash ointment......hours of fun out of that one......

another favorite of the kids in my old neighborhood....
If someone has automatic sprinkelers, spread fruitloops all over their yard. When the sprinkerlers come on, the color from the fruitloops will bleed onto the grass, making a giant tie-die yard!


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post Feb 2 2005, 05:19 PM
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I had the perfect opportuniy today to go in the bathroom and make it look like I was wanking off to my own ass...but it was cold in my room and my bed was comfy. Don't you hate it when you miss opportunities to do a good prank?

Oh, and the guys though that Kool-Aid in the showerhead was great. Thanks.


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post Feb 2 2005, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Jan 28 2005, 07:22 PM)
Then there's cerran wrapping the doorway, so that he runs into it as he tries to leave- that's always fun =)
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Or doing it to someone's car. A standard leaving gift to teachers at school.

QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Jan 28 2005, 07:44 PM)
Whatever is on his desk - glue it down.  EVERYTHING.
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Again, at school, a particularly disliked teacher found her pen lids bonded to her pens with a bit of the ol' Cyanoacrylite. I think they also stuck her mug to the desk. Oh, and in a previous school, a freind of a freind put laxatives in her cofee. Unfortunately got done for it.

QUOTE (moop @ Jan 29 2005, 05:13 PM)
Apparently if you boil a condom it will stretch big enough to go over a phone booth, though I haven't tried that one.
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Yep, a freind did this to his sister I am told. I find that inside a phone booth is it's phone number. Hanging around for a bit with a mobile and phoning it when somone goes in can be quite amusing.


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A prank that went over fairly well in the dorm was an ongoing one. The prankster would sneak in, move one thing (flip a poster upside down or move their fav. stuffed animal from bed to windowsill) and then the next day the same. Just one thing changed each day and before a week was through the pranked person had gone a bit twitchy.

An elaborate dorm prank happened over spring break. The pranksters boarded up the door to the pranked's room, and painted it to match the wall. He came back and was unable to locate his room. I heard he simply took to using the window to come and go.

Duct taping the furniture to the ceiling is an old classic. Also, taping toilet paper from the ceiling in long streamers throughout the room is also good.


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post Feb 3 2005, 02:31 AM
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You'd think cling-film over the toilet seat would never work. Surely it'd be spotted immeadietly?

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post Feb 3 2005, 04:40 AM
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You people are sick... I like that... laugh.gif


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post Feb 3 2005, 11:03 PM
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who wouldn't?

another fun one is to buy a bunch of fake spiders and spread them all over the house..... and If the person is sleeping, put one of their chest and then wake them up......


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post Feb 4 2005, 02:46 PM
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We did that to my sister's room using rubber cockroaches. Fun fun.


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