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altehase
post Feb 1 2005, 03:11 PM
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I just got done eating a can of store brand chile with cut up hotdogs thrown in, and I got to thinking. Lets say my friend Sonny Swayze passed away untimely. And in his last will and testament he leaves me his body for the purpose of consumption.

I mean it's clearly stated in the will, that it is his final wish that his remains go to myself and allowed to be consumed at my discretion. I don't know, like maybe barbecued I suppose. Or maybe his bones used for a soup. I eat a lot of spagetti so maybe I could turn him into a good meat sauce.

In any event, if one was to do it purely for the nutritional value, could it ever be acceptable? I probably couldn't actually bring myself to do it. Or would it be Sonny's way of getting in the last word? That is..."eat me". The only thing I can think of that I might actually do, is secretly serve him to guests when they eat over. And then say...hey...guess what?

Today's consideration: How many hotdogs could be made from Sonny Swayze?
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post Feb 1 2005, 04:09 PM
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Hee hee!! I reckon 598 hotdogs. And half a meatball.


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post Feb 1 2005, 04:39 PM
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Right on...! I was at 589 1/2...The "1/2" being a vienna sausage. Which we all know what that would be from. His little brain would make a perfect meatball, your right...

What...?! No compliments or raves about my chile and hotdogs ensemble? Am I the only one out there who does this? Oh the shame I should be feeling but am not...my God...I need Tums...there's nothing like the meal that comes between dinner and dessert.
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post Feb 2 2005, 09:30 AM
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Did you add the cut up hotdogs? If so that is truly a masterclass in haute cusine. Well done you.
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post Feb 2 2005, 10:47 AM
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Chile and hotdogs does sound good...if we're talking about haute cuisine, my mum used to put carrot in spaghetti bolognese. It was good smile.gif

And even though I don't know Sonny Swayze, I'll guess at 550 hotdogs and some barbecued ribs blink.gif


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post Feb 2 2005, 11:55 AM
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One REALLY large haggis? blink.gif


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post Feb 3 2005, 12:30 AM
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A very nice stew, with plenty of leftovers to offer to hobos.


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