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Sapphire_Sea
post Feb 4 2005, 05:24 AM
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Ergh, I can't stand introducing myself. Anyways, I'm new. I've actually been reading this board regularly for a while now, and I thought that it was time I started participating. happy.gif

I don't want to make this a big long post, but here are some random facts about me. I go to college in Maine, and I'm an English major. I like to read - my favorite author is Anne Rice (specifically, her Vampire Chronicles series). I enjoy writing too, but I haven't been doing much of that lately. I am minus inspiration right now, I guess. My favorite food is cheese pizza with no crust, and I drink about a pot and a half of coffee a day, if no one stops me. I've been watching the animations for a long time.

Um...yes. I guess maybe that's a good introduction. I hope I made a good first impression! biggrin.gif
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post Feb 4 2005, 05:47 AM
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Yay! I'm the first one here!

Hello, I'm Ange. Welcome to Matazone, where there's no shortage on weirdness.

*hands gaming console of your choice and a grande steaming coffee (any flavor)*

Have fun posting, and rememeber: Weird is good. Always.

Oh, before I forget

*hands a large fire and explosion proof suit*

Believe me, you'll need it. happy.gif

Happy Posting!


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 4 2005, 06:05 AM
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Hi. Beware of Caths bearing gifts. Beware of Caths not bearing gifts. Oh, hell. Just beware of Cath... laugh.gif

Seriously, though, if you've been reading awhile, then you know about some of our little welcoming rituals... Beware! laugh.gif

I'd introduce you to my friend, Arthur the Pendragon, and his friend, Gwen, the winged cat... But Arthur is still recovering from an allergic reaction to a chocolate chip cookie, and Gwen is Moping about, until he's well... If you hear a sneeze, duck and cover... strange things have been known to happen when he sneezes...

Have fun...


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sapphire_Sea
post Feb 4 2005, 06:23 AM
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Yaaay! Coffee, coffee, coffee!! *downs the coffee and sits down to play Old-School Nintendo* I feel so at home! biggrin.gif Yeah, weirdness is my friend. I just wanted everyone to have background info on me before I broke out the candy canes and moonboots. Here, have a candy cane. *Hands it over and hops away*

I think this fire/explosion-proof suit looks pretty good on me.
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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 4 2005, 06:31 AM
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Oh, and I love your Avatar...


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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El Nino
post Feb 4 2005, 11:06 AM
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People say that third time's the charm, so here goes nothing

*fires instant DNA resequencer at Sapphire sea & the suit melts into a puddle*

Aaah, missed. But still needs more work

Welcome.


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post Feb 4 2005, 12:00 PM
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Hi, welcome to the forums.

*tapes you to the ceiling*

Hope you have fun here. smile.gif Don't worry, the tape is a recognised n00b greeting tradition and as such is unbreakable.


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Cath Sparrow
post Feb 4 2005, 12:15 PM
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Thanks B.I.C. thought I was going to have to do something about that suit! wink.gif Yes Fan's I'm back not done this for a while but by popular demand the granades have returned! cool.gif *stick granade to Saphire* Right some points of referance for see as people seem to think these are easily disposed of! 1. Speacial glue the only way it can be got rid of is a nice big explosion (which will come in a while) 2. moops Duct tape you are attached to the ceiling till you've eaten or posted enough! Which also means you have no free limbs to attempt removal of said granade. 3. The explosion wont cause permanent damage (the next bit is done begrudgingly Ggggrrrrr! mad.gif ) go see tribe Wyvern they'll help reasemble you or at least show you how. Right now for the fun bit *pulls pin and wanders off* evil.gif


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Sapphire_Sea
post Feb 4 2005, 03:04 PM
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Ah! My suit! I'll never find one that flattering again. But at least I still have my DNA, I guess. And it really doesn't matter what I look like now that my body is encased in a duct-tape cocoon on the ceiling.

Well, I may be taped to the ceiling with a grenade stuck to me, but when I explode, all my dismembered peices are going to fall on you guys. Mwahaha! laugh.gif Help yourself to the Candy Canes I left down there, though.
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post Feb 4 2005, 03:57 PM
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*hamsters sneak in and take candy*

yoink !
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post Feb 4 2005, 04:29 PM
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Welcome young n00b and have a coffee, a cookie and a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor


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little_bear
post Feb 4 2005, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Feb 4 2005, 05:29 PM)
Welcome young n00b and have a coffee, a cookie and a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor
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<spam>

Magical Trevor 2 is out!

*dies*

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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Feb 4 2005, 05:25 PM
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...for someone majoring in English, I would have thought you'd know there's a u in favourite tongue.gif


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Sapphire_Sea
post Feb 4 2005, 06:13 PM
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...for someone majoring in English, I would have thought you'd know there's a u in favourite tongue.gif


Indeed, there is a "u" in the British-English "favourite". However, I live in America, and we spell it "favorite." I guess you could say that the British spelling is more correct, since the English language was developed in England, but I'm used to American English, so I'm going to stick with it. happy.gif

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Welcome young n00b and have a coffee, a cookie and a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor


Aha! I shall use this mini-Trevor to free myself from the tape! Come here, Trevor, that's a good wizard....why don't you dissolve this tape with your Oh-so-clever tricks?
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This might take a while, he's being obstinate.
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post Feb 4 2005, 06:53 PM
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Oooh! A new one! Its been so long....well maybe thats a slight exaggeration but the general concept is there. *shrugs*

Welcome to the Forums!!!

I see in good old fashion tradition Moop and Cath got to you first, so now I shall proceed according to script! wink.gif

*pauses, pulls crumpled wad of papers from back pocket, scans down the pages muttering*

Ah ha! Got it!

*hands over small matchbox emitting something akin to 'Wild thing'... *

This should assist with any navigation requirements and should BIC or Cath or anyone else strike suddenly it may also prove a useful deterant! Im not promising though.... dry.gif

Anyways have a cookie and enjoy your posting!
*hands up large any-flavour-cookie and whizzes off*


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Sapphire_Sea
post Feb 4 2005, 07:46 PM
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*hands over small matchbox emitting something akin to 'Wild thing'... *


Thank you! I'm not sure what this is....or how to use it. But if it will defend me against suprise attacks, I'll try it. I'm sure I'll figure it out how it works.
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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Feb 4 2005, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (Sapphire_Sea @ Feb 4 2005, 06:13 PM)
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...for someone majoring in English, I would have thought you'd know there's a u in favourite tongue.gif


Indeed, there is a "u" in the British-English "favourite". However, I live in America, and we spell it "favorite." I guess you could say that the British spelling is more correct, since the English language was developed in England, but I'm used to American English, so I'm going to stick with it. happy.gif
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pfft "American-English" indeed.... *wanders off muttering something about Empires and tea*


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post Feb 4 2005, 10:22 PM
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Yeah, well, coffee beats up tea like the American bully beats up the English foreign exchange student.

Anyway, I'm Mike. Nice to meet you. Capcom rules most hardcorčdly (Hey Commie! I can do a č too!) and I have a stash of coffee that I would rather not be tapped. Stay away from it. It's the source of my power. My power. I'll lend (lend!) you some games, though.

Otherwise, I'll see you around.


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post Feb 4 2005, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Feb 4 2005, 10:22 PM)
Yeah, well, coffee beats up tea like the American bully beats up the English foreign exchange student.
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....damn colonials *puts on a red coat and starts humming such patriotic songs as Land of Hope and Glory and God save the Queen*


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post Feb 4 2005, 10:50 PM
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Nice to meet you! My name's Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers! Call me Silver. Make yourself comfy as you can and enjoy this cake. *hands you a cake*


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post Feb 6 2005, 05:27 AM
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Welcome, I shall bestow upon you the gift of C++, namely

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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 6 2005, 05:35 AM
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Once again, PgrmDave has issued the oddest welcome on the boards! Congratulations, Dave! Take a bow!


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post Feb 6 2005, 05:36 AM
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*takes bow*


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post Feb 6 2005, 05:51 AM
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*Cheers and Huzzahs sound, all around*


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post Feb 6 2005, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Feb 6 2005, 05:27 AM)
Welcome, I shall bestow upon you the gift of C++, namely

for(int i = 3; i <=6; i++)
{
      cout << i << endl;
}
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or in a real language (C smile.gif ):

CODE
for (int i = 3; i <= 6; i++)
{
      fprintf(stdout, "%i\n", i);
}


</geek>

*hides geekyness and runs off*


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