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Wiseacre
post Feb 17 2005, 08:45 PM
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Hi there, how is everyone? Here's some stuff about me:
I'm 28, F, live in CA, like electronic music, hiking, camping, video games, knitting, tv and movies, reading, the gym, tech toys, and all sorts of other stuff. I am a nutrition consultant, and I live with two nice cats. Hope to get to know y'all soon.
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Samorine
post Feb 17 2005, 08:46 PM
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Bump 'n' grind, Ciaran!
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Hello there... I'm new too.
Welcome to the forums, watch out for the one who wants to tape you to a wall and the one who wants to bomb you. You'll also be attacked by people who want to adopt you.


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Moosh
post Feb 17 2005, 09:06 PM
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Hi! Welcome to the Matazone Experience, please keep your arms and legs inside the carriage at all times.

Have some introductory gifts: a coffee, a cookie, and a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor. Have you considered joining the Cult of Brother Black Sheep?

Do you want to be adopted by me?


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mooooooooooopo
post Feb 17 2005, 09:32 PM
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Gnah Samorine, it's no fun if you let them know whats coming.

Welcome to the forums. smile.gif

*tapes neatly to the ceiling and stealthily sneaks off*


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trunks_girl26
post Feb 17 2005, 10:58 PM
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Ooo, another n00b!

*Tobias the pendragon flies in*

Since Ange is off making a present for someone, I'll do the intro for her.

*hands Wiseacre a whole peanut and starts to leave*

heh, you're lucky you got a whole one.

Oh....and watch out for ticking presents....


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Feb 18 2005, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Feb 17 2005, 09:06 PM)
Have you considered joining the Cult of Brother Black Sheep?
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*hits with stick* stop.spamming.that.bastard.thread.everywhere!

oh *hides stick* hello there, don't mine me, police bruta...uhh...business, back to your...things *flashes OAP bus pass and legs it*


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 18 2005, 01:25 AM
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Gwen The flying kitten flies in...
*ooooH, a cat lover! Don't listen to Cheesemoose! He's just trying to get your vote... Me, I'm trustworthy, I'm a cat, and I have a fine pair of working wings, thanks to Dragon magic... I'm also quite lovable **PURRRRRRRRRRRRR!** please, go to Daft, to the Tribe Wyvern Mascot Poll, and vote for me, Gwen The flying Kitten, for Mascot! (Gives with Cute kitty eyes...) Please? Pleassssse?*


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Usurper MrTeapot
post Feb 18 2005, 01:31 AM
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Ohh a n00bler. I like this one so I'll give you a hat.

*dons a hat on you*


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Wiseacre
post Feb 18 2005, 06:57 PM
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*thanks everyone*
I'll stay an orphan because I can't choose you all r so funny.
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Wyvern
post Feb 18 2005, 07:10 PM
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Welcome Wiseacre to the organised chaos that is...
*gestures in grandiose manner*
...here

*hands up small energetic matchbox and a cookie*

You'll need these, one is for navigation and general assistance muffling Cath and BIC style explosions/flamings/acid I think you get the gist. The other is to keep the former object content and purring. Believe me you want it to keep purring but to add a little mystery its up to you to decide which is which! tongue.gif

Enjoy your stay! biggrin.gif

*wanders off into the glum whistling jauntily 'there once was a merry widow who...'*


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Arachnidoc18
post Feb 20 2005, 02:04 AM
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LET THE KICK-ME SIGNAGE BEGIN!


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 21 2005, 07:02 AM
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Welcome aboard! Stay away from Cheesemoose, until the 25th. He's kinda obsessed with the election... Me? Meh, I'm beyond caring, anymore... Have fun, posting...


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little_bear
post Feb 21 2005, 09:21 AM
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Since when does anyone need 3 full stops at the end of sentences?

Oh, and welcome to el forumos. *insert generic welcome here*


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Feb 21 2005, 09:52 AM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 21 2005, 09:21 AM)
Since when does anyone need 3 full stops at the end of sentences?
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me...

*thawps* stop being such a grammar nazi!... It's not very becoming of you...


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little_bear
post Feb 21 2005, 09:54 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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*nurses head wound*

*sob* Ok.

*discards Grammar Nazi Armband.*


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Feb 21 2005, 01:42 PM
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*picks up armband*

*inverts it and wears on head*

Teehee.


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
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pgrmdave
post Feb 22 2005, 06:33 PM
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^random image of the day
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Here - take a binary number:

01000101


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 23 2005, 02:59 AM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 21 2005, 04:21 AM)
Since when does anyone need 3 full stops at the end of sentences?

Oh, and welcome to el forumos.  *insert generic welcome here*
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I usually only do it when writing among friends... but I'l make an exception, this time, as you're here, and it would be rude to ask you to leave... laugh.gif


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little_bear
post Feb 23 2005, 02:13 PM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Feb 23 2005, 03:59 AM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 21 2005, 04:21 AM)
Since when does anyone need 3 full stops at the end of sentences?

Oh, and welcome to el forumos.  *insert generic welcome here*
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I usually only do it when writing among friends... but I'l make an exception, this time, as you're here, and it would be rude to ask you to leave... laugh.gif
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No, no, please do, please do.

*puffs some more on pipe and adjusts monicle*

Quite so. Quite so.

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nevermore
post Feb 24 2005, 04:46 AM
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hello.
I guess I'm new...

well, I've been hanging aroudn The Otherside for a few years, but I only just found the forums and IRC channel.

it seems... friendly here.
odd.


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 24 2005, 04:55 AM
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well, it's friendly here, if you don't look too closely... we've had a blowout, recently, but it seems to be patched, for the moment... *Sigh* as long as we resist picking at it...

Anyway, stick around, and happy posting...

Oh, and your screen name looks familier, somehow... tongue.gif laugh.gif


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post Feb 24 2005, 05:17 AM
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yeah, yours does too....though I can't quite place it...

heh.
or maybe I'm just used to hostile forums...I'll try not to be too mean.


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trunks_girl26
post Feb 24 2005, 05:45 AM
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Nevermore, you should definately start your own n00b thread

that way, we get to give gifts all over again!!!! happy.gif (I love giving gifts, in case you haven't figured that out yet.)


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