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post Feb 25 2005, 10:04 AM
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Welcome to the awards ceremony, even bigger than the Oscars. You may be the future owner of your very own MBA!

User That Deserves to be a Moderator
Best user of the Month
Moron of the month
Coolest user of the Month
Most helpful user of the Month
Best Icon of the Month
Worst Icon of the Month
User who needs to be adopted
Newcomer of the Month
Thread of the Month
Random User of the Month
Nicest User of the Month
Smartest User of the Month
Funniest user of the Month
Flamer of the Month
Spammer of the Month
Best Profile of the Month
Best Signature of the Month
Most Banned User

The rules are...
1)You can not vote for yourself/ban name.
2)You can PM me with your choices or write them down here
3)There is no rule three.

If you can think of any more suggestions for awards please tell me.

Get voting!

I will release the results some time in the distant future.
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post Feb 25 2005, 07:01 PM
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Annual Award Ceremony


If it's annual, why are the categories only "...of the Month" ?

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post Feb 25 2005, 08:32 PM
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You court controversy already! Surely only existing mods get to decide this?
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post Feb 25 2005, 09:05 PM
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PsychWardMike. So that the next umpteen times he is on the brink of getting banned, he can save his own bum. ^^
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post Feb 25 2005, 09:11 PM
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I think that Hobbes deserves 'Funniest User of the Month' because, ahaha, yes his posts in games have always made me laugh a little bit...

And CheeseMoose/JimiJimi/Voices for 'Coolest User of the Month' because of the cult, the animations and the glue, respectively.

Edit: *Kick herself* And how could I forget CoBBS for 'Thread of the Month'!


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post Feb 25 2005, 09:14 PM
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Moron of the month? ohmy.gif You _do_ invite controversy! I'm not about to vote for anyone as being a moron. Nosir.

And as for most banned user...since we can't vote for _banned_ names, only one person can win that. Lord of darness....only banned member I know of to ever come back.

We've had awards in the past, buuuut might be a good idea to make them slightly less controversial. I personally am not going to call anyone a moron, or a spammer, or a flamer, nor am I going to say they have the worst icon.

That being said, here are my votes:

User That Deserves to be a Moderator - I don't know. I don't particularly think more mods are needed, to be honest.

Best user of the Month - Greeneyes. We worship him so!

Coolest user of the Month - Erm. I don't know! Cath? *shrugs*

Most helpful user of the Month - Jonman. He gives us all free advice!

Best Icon of the Month - EvilSpoon. Ferrets are great. And yours is the first icon I saw when randomly clicking a topic.

User who needs to be adopted - SpiderKitty, cause at the time of writing this, they're the newest member. tongue.gif

Newcomer of the Month - Wytukaze. We are keeping him. Yesyes.

Thread of the Month - I rather like the "Catching Snowflakes on your Tongue" thread.

Random User of the Month - depressed lonely crazy person

Nicest User of the Month - snoo...even with the castration knife

Smartest User of the Month - Hrmmmmmmm. Polocrunch.

Funniest user of the Month - I don't...know. Sean's pretty funny, I guess. So...CommieBastard then.

Best Profile of the Month - gothictheysay. <3 @ the interests

Best Signature of the Month - moop for doing the hidden message thing before it was a big trend tongue.gif

Most Banned User - like I said before, LoD.


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post Feb 25 2005, 09:17 PM
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QUOTE (artist.unknown @ Feb 25 2005, 09:05 PM)
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User That Deserves to be a Moderator

PsychWardMike. So that the next umpteen times he is on the brink of getting banned, he can save his own bum. ^^
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I second that COMPLETELY laugh.gif

And Thread of the month.......the MAA of, course....hmm....come to think of it, it may have been more than a month. Ah well.


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post Feb 25 2005, 09:23 PM
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User That Deserves to be a Moderator - Meh, that's for Mata do decide
Moron of the month - You know who you are
Best user of the month - Greeneyes. The only forumite I actively worship dry.gif *ducks the smiting*
Most helpful user of the Month - DI or Oni for the Profile Card/Email notification
Best Icon of the Month - Samorine...the blue thing is chock full of nifty goodness
Newcomer of the Month Wytukaze for being nifty on IRC and also sharing my name tongue.gif
Random User of the Month - Is this picked randomly or an award for being random?
Funniest user of the Month - Hobbes, I second what IATB said
Best Signature of the Month - JimiJimi, for the matazone anthem link *giggles and thinks of the greenday thread*


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post Feb 25 2005, 09:55 PM
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Best User of the Month - Greeneyes overall. He is witty, he is smart, he is cool, he is teh awesome.

Most Helpful - candice for listening to me rant at her practically every day and comforting me. tongue.gif

Funniest - Daedalus, now that he's talking in IRC he's made me laugh out loud a lot.


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post Feb 25 2005, 09:59 PM
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User That Deserves to be a Moderator: Thats just begging for trouble.
Best user of the Month: Greeneyes. See "The thread you cannot disagree in."
Moron of the month: Oooh... We could have fun with this one tongue.gif
User who needs to be adopted: Gothictheysay - she's so cute and ickle! biggrin.gif
Newcomer of the Month: Wytukaze! Cos I say so, thats why.
Nicest User of the Month: snoooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breathes*oooooo
Smartest User of the Month: moop. Cos I already voted for Greeneyes once, and they're about even tongue.gif


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post Feb 25 2005, 10:30 PM
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Having said that the award for User Deserving To Be A Mod was controversial, I feel slightly hyporcritical for posting this but:

User That Deserves to be a Moderator: Candice! She's kind, sensible, a regular visitor, firm but just, and wise. What more could you desire from a mod?



EDIT: I think this should be adjusted:

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Smartest User of the Month - Hrmmmmmmm.  Polocrunch.


To this:

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Biggest Smartarse of the Month - Hrmmmmmmm.  Polocrunch.
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post Feb 25 2005, 10:45 PM
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User That Deserves to be a Moderator: Not up to me
Best user of the Month: hmm... Greeneyes tongue.gif he's my nooby pet and I wub.gif him
Coolest user of the Month: Cath, she rocks my socks.
Most helpful user of the Month: Oni for the no more notifications thing, and he's my e-hubby so I have to be nice tongue.gif
Best Icon of the Month: moop!
Newcomer of the Month: Wytukaze, for the same reason Cand and moop put... it's nice to have nice new people in IRC
Nicest User of the Month: hmm... {Gothic Angel} since she just got addicted to IRC (again tongue.gif ) and she's jealous of my NIN ticket wink.gif
Best Signature of the Month: Mr Teapot for the delicate flower thing!

Erm... yeah, I dunno really unsure.gif


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post Feb 25 2005, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Feb 25 2005, 10:11 PM)
I think that Hobbes deserves 'Funniest User of the Month' because, ahaha, yes his posts in games have always made me laugh a little bit...
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Funniest user of the Month - Hobbes, I second what IATB


WOOHOO!

(said Hobbes, really not feeling at all proud of himself... honest)
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I am currently mulling over nominations. I'll get back to you.
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post Feb 26 2005, 01:11 AM
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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 25 2005, 07:01 PM)
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Annual Award Ceremony


If it's annual, why are the categories only "...of the Month" ?

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post Feb 26 2005, 12:28 PM
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QUOTE (Wytukaze @ Feb 26 2005, 02:11 AM)
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 25 2005, 07:01 PM)
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Annual Award Ceremony

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post Feb 26 2005, 02:27 PM
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User That Deserves to be a Moderator - Like everyone I think this should be down to Mods and Mata. Wow, that has a really nice ring to it. Mods and Mata. I like it!

Best user of the Month - Depends what you mean by 'best'

Moron of the month - Nah, I'll leave this one...

Coolest user of the Month - CheeseMoose by far, all because of CoBBS and his craziness.

Most helpful user of the Month - Jonman or Kisah, Jonman just for being helpful, and Kisah purely for the cookery thing.

Best Icon of the Month - Samorine for the crazy blue... thing...

Worst Icon of the Month - Umm... probably mine because I'm having trouble with it, but I can't say that because you can't self nominate.

User who needs to be adopted - Someone who hasn't been already.

Newcomer of the Month - Wytukaze for his craziness, and also the fact he's settled in pretty quick

Thread of the Month - CoBBS!

Random User of the Month - voices_in_my_head for thinking up a sparkly rainbow duck

Nicest User of the Month - Candice

Smartest User of the Month - Polocrunch for thinking up the smartarse joke earlier in the thread. T'was very smart.

Funniest user of the Month - Hobbes, for all the hilarious posts he's made

Flamer of the Month - I'm leaving this one too

Spammer of the Month - I'm also leaving this one

Best Profile of the Month - I don't usually check them

Best Signature of the Month - moop, for coming up with something I'm guilty of copying

Most Banned User - I don't really know


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post Feb 27 2005, 12:25 AM
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Best user of the Month - Hmm... Cheese moose, for creating the coBBS

Coolest user of the Month -I_am_the_best, for being my glue/feathering partner in crime!

Most helpful user of the Month - Jonman, I mean, isn't the point of the ask Jonman thread?

Best Icon of the Month - ohh...I've seen lots and lots of nice ones....but, since she drew it herself, and it's just plain cool, I'll go with samorine.

Worst Icon of the Month - How could I insult someone else's avatar?

Thread of the Month - coBBS.

Nicest User of the Month -That depends. Who wants to give me a cookie?

Smartest User of the Month - I'm thinking mata. wasn't he smart enough to create the site, and the fourums?

Funniest user of the Month - At some point, everyone here has made me laugh....

Spammer of the Month - No way, I'm not getting into that...

Best Profile of the Month -doesn't everyone's profile look the same?

Best Signature of the Month - JimiJimi's. Remember kids, you can't spell funeral without fun!


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post Feb 27 2005, 01:51 AM
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At some point, everyone here has made me laugh


I haven't. Yay me!

I'm no good at this stuff, but here goes... I'm not judging things as a 'month', really, as that would require some kind of memory.

User That Deserves to be a Moderator - Polocrunch. I can't think of a reason. I'm sure there is one.
Best user of the Month - Novander is showing much goodness. I think I'm biased due to his music tastes.
Coolest user of the Month - Um. I don't know. Everyone's a bit wicked.
Most helpful user of the Month - I'm with everyone else's vote of Jonman.
Best Icon of the Month - I can never remember anyone's icons. But Lolo's are always pretty. I also love I_am_the_best's.
Worst Icon of the Month - ... No idea.
User who needs to be adopted - Also, no idea.
Newcomer of the Month - I don't pay attention to who's new. Does that make me bad?
Thread of the Month - I'm not thinking of the 'of the month' thing, as I don't pay attention, but I love the Mata rumour thread.
Random User of the Month - ...
Nicest User of the Month - I've got a soft spot so many people...
Smartest User of the Month - Commiebastard. I've never met someone so very switched-on.
Funniest user of the Month - Polo. Sarcastic bastard that he is.
Flamer of the Month - Meh.
Spammer of the Month - Meh.
Best Profile of the Month - I don't look at profiles, ever. 'Cause I'm crap.
Best Signature of the Month - I don't know. I don't pay attention often, although Tarantino's is fabulously camp.
Most Banned User - ...

Um. I suck. Woo!


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post Feb 27 2005, 02:39 AM
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Just to inflate Hobbes' head even more, as soon as I saw this thread title I figured the that 'the most amusing rumours about Mata award' should go to Hobbes because some of them have really given me the giggles.

Oh, and thanks everyone for keeping this nice. I was going to suggest a slightly less controversial edit of that initial list but everyone is being brilliant as usual so I don't think it's needed. You lot really are lovely, you know?

EDIT: In PWM's defence, he's really turned himself around and is now a great member of the forums who I'm really pleased to have on here... Although he probably has skirted banning more times than most people on here! tongue.gif


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post Feb 27 2005, 11:26 AM
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How are we gonna vote for these? Now we have all the nominations, we'd need a poll per award, which is 19 polls. The only way we could do it is with some crazy system which Mata/someone creates where we vote every month and nominate etc.

19 polls is a little too much, and that means 228 polls per year, which is way too much.

Someone'll think of something.


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post Feb 27 2005, 03:35 PM
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I was under the impression that the people we nominated _were_ the people we were voting for.


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This'll take a while:

User That Deserves to be a Moderator - All the people I think should be Moderators are.
Best user of the Month - Mr Teapot, for the London meet.
Moron of the month - Nah, not going to touch that one with a barge pole.
Coolest user of the Month - funked)out frog, she's just damn cool all the time.
Most helpful user of the Month - Kisah, I'm about to ask her a favour and this may sweeten the deal. biggrin.gif
Best Icon of the Month - I like Forever Unknowns.
Worst Icon of the Month - None, no one has anything offensive.
User who needs to be adopted - I don't think I'd trust any of us with a Noob. tongue.gif
Newcomer of the Month - Couldn't say.
Thread of the Month - Name Ri's Wang, for a thread with such smut potential it's stayed reasonably on track. Well, I did say reasonably. laugh.gif
Random User of the Month - Quoth, for sheer volume of randomness.
Nicest User of the Month - Couldn't say.
Smartest User of the Month - Probably someone who posts a lot in issues.
Funniest user of the Month - Polocrunch, I live for the sarcasm.
Flamer of the Month - little_bear, he know why and shouldn't take it personally. wink.gif rolleyes.gif
Spammer of the Month - Dare I...
Best Profile of the Month - Couldn't say.
Best Signature of the Month - Dunno.
Most Banned User - The Tortured Soul. The user that says BAN the most in the Spoon thread.

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Still, if that's the case, who's gonna count up all the votes?

Wouldn't it be easier if Mata made some sort of MBA program that we used to vote with?


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post Feb 27 2005, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Feb 27 2005, 09:39 AM)
Still, if that's the case, who's gonna count up all the votes?

Wouldn't it be easier if Mata made some sort of MBA program that we used to vote with?
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I don't think this is important enough for Mata to take up his time making some sort of program for us to be able to vote on it.


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post Feb 27 2005, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Feb 27 2005, 06:38 PM)
Flamer of the Month - little_bear, he know why and shouldn't take it personally.  wink.gif  rolleyes.gif
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