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trunks_girl26
post Mar 6 2005, 08:01 PM
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So, I was cleaning today, and I noticed my monitor was a bit dusty. I go to windex it, and I end up getting zapped for my trouble. In hindsight, I thought I should turn the monitor off next time I clean it.


So, anyone else have an idea they thought was brilliant, but in hindsight, wasn't nearly as good as they hoped it would be?


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post Mar 6 2005, 08:51 PM
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Jumping over a wall to see what was on the other side. A twelve foot drop as it turned out. Thankfully onto a beach but a little further back, concrete. Still hurt my ankle however.

Remember kids, look before you leap


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post Mar 6 2005, 08:59 PM
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Touching the hot glue gun to see if it was still hot....

I managed to get a piece of fabric glued to my finger, and decided to start a fashion trend out of it.


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post Mar 6 2005, 09:02 PM
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Well, it was in geography class and we had a supply teacher and at the time it seemed like a great idea not to do any work and talk for the whole of the lesson.

Now I have two hours work to do in 30min and I have so many more pieces of homework left aswell...


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post Mar 6 2005, 09:37 PM
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1: Picking up a soldering iron... by the hot end.

QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Mar 6 2005, 09:51 PM)
Remember kids, look before you leap
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2: My sister and I were in the loft, and I lifted the hatch up (which covered the hole to the floor below) so that my sister could hide behind it. I then shuffled forward...

Next thing I know, I'm on the landing floor - with my pyjamas ripped to shreds on the metal ladder, and cuts in all kinds of places.

Lesson: Don't try and kneel on the very thing you have just lifted up.

3:Putting my thumb in a stapler, and pressing down upon it... "just to see what would happen."
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post Mar 6 2005, 09:43 PM
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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Mar 6 2005, 09:37 PM)
3:Putting my thumb in a stapler, and pressing down upon it... "just to see what would happen."
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I've done that too. Is fun, no?


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post Mar 6 2005, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Mar 6 2005, 09:37 PM)
3:Putting my thumb in a stapler, and pressing down upon it... "just to see what would happen."
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I seem to remember referring to you as a 'genius' in a different thread.

I take that back tongue.gif


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post Mar 6 2005, 10:11 PM
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Playing with a lighter and a little bit of metal in math class, then grabbing the end I had been heating.

... go me.


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post Mar 6 2005, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE (Novander @ Mar 6 2005, 10:58 PM)
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Mar 6 2005, 09:37 PM)
3:Putting my thumb in a stapler, and pressing down upon it... "just to see what would happen."
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I seem to remember referring to you as a 'genius' in a different thread.

I take that back tongue.gif
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Awww... c'mon now. It was a long time ago, afterall. Ooh, at least ten, nay, perhaps even eleven days ago. biggrin.gif
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post Mar 6 2005, 11:30 PM
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My sister was curling my hair, and asked me to hand her the curling iron- I, of course, was reading something and not paying too much attention, so I went to hand it to her, but grabbed the metal end.

Yeah, that seems to be a trend amung us laugh.gif


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post Mar 7 2005, 12:21 AM
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The way the teacher showed for dissecting was taking too long, so I cleverly held the kidney and cut down (towards the hand holding said organ). Much more effecient, right up until I went through my thumb. In retrospect, bleeding all over the place slowed me down a lot more, and crippling my thumb has really put a damper on my video gaming career. Bah. ^^"

Also I set a box of brown sugar on fire today by putting it down on the burner I had my kettle on. Which wasn't meant to be clever. It was just stupid.


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post Mar 7 2005, 12:27 AM
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I could be really angsty and say something along the lines of "well a mistake my parents made, now clear with hindsight, was me" but I shant.

Instead I'll say that having a swigging from my friends drink when he was distracted by coughing up his illness was not the best idea. Now I think I'm getting flu sad.gif .


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post Mar 7 2005, 10:36 AM
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1. Picking a knife up by the blade when you've just been heating it with a blowtorch to use for cutting plastic (works really well but melted plastic is a nightmare to get off afterwards) is never a good idea.

2. Stapling 2 fingers together is pretty painful and suitable messy, but that was about 10 years or so ago.


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post Mar 7 2005, 10:38 AM
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Undercooking turkey last night

Still going to uni today even though I feel awful

Now I'm here I know I shouldn't be but I'm not wasting the train fare and going home til I've been to all my classes now...


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post Mar 7 2005, 06:54 PM
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Cutting the top of a sack, whilst resting it against my leg for support.

Result: open sack, open wounds.
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post Mar 7 2005, 08:32 PM
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Buying a pair of bright pink platforms.

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post Mar 7 2005, 08:39 PM
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Combing ones long hair, naked, with a nipple ring = pain.

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post Mar 7 2005, 10:04 PM
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Combing ones long hair, naked, with a nipple ring = pain.


On the same vein...

Letting 20 month year old see navel ring - ensues many hours of trying to keep him away from it.

*is glad he has not seen her nipple ring* biggrin.gif


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post Mar 8 2005, 01:41 PM
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Oh dear.

Getting drunk at the annual Student Beer Race (Read VERY DRUNK)breaking into my friends house and falling asleep for six hours, sparking a large manhunt.

Girlfriend was not impressed to say the least. I'm still in the doghouse.


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post Mar 8 2005, 02:35 PM
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totally off topic but, Jesus H!! look who it is!


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post Mar 8 2005, 02:37 PM
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Its not me thats for sure.

*Puts disguise back on**

Back on topic, in hindsight I would of stayed in bed for a couple more hours. Man I'm tired.


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post Mar 8 2005, 02:44 PM
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it bloody well is you know! your disguise doesn't fool me, supermans pants are red, yours are magenta!!

...In hindsight, this post will probably seem even more spammy than it does now *coughs*


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post Mar 8 2005, 02:50 PM
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Magneta? I'm wearing my lucky green y-fronts today!

In hindsight I probably shouldn't put that... or is that foresight?


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post Mar 8 2005, 02:53 PM
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must be a bruce-y bonus tongue.gif


(Bruce Forsythe?...foresight?....ah sod ya! tongue.gif)


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post Mar 8 2005, 02:58 PM
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Why did I ever leave eh? tongue.gif

In hindsight, Bruce Forsythe... deary me.


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