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> The Marriage Of Psychwardmike And His Hand.
PsychWardMike
post Mar 8 2005, 11:32 PM
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Right, so in light of all of the marriages going about, it sems to be that love is in the air and as such, I proposed. My hand and I have been lovers for oh these five years and we're finally going to tie the knot. You're all invited to the service, and I'll be sending out invitations to be my best man and such as will Palmela*. Check your PM boxes regularly.

And, by the way, any and all wedding gifts will be gladly accepted, but please - make them tasteful. We don't need anymore smutty frilly gloves for her.

*(hee hee hee. I am teh funnay!)


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post Mar 8 2005, 11:32 PM
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There's no better lover than Madam Hand and her Five Lovely Daughters eh?

EDIT: Ooo, I nearly forget. How selfish of me:

*gives pack of Kleenex*


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post Mar 8 2005, 11:36 PM
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It's so beautiful. The coming together of two souls. I hope you'll be very happy together.


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post Mar 9 2005, 12:10 AM
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*sniff* Aww - you guys are made for each other. No two have ever shared so much pleasure.

*gives industrial sized hand cream*

Hey - if you're ever interested in a threesome I have a cheeky little hollow cardboard tube that may be interested. wink.gif


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post Mar 9 2005, 12:18 AM
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Aren't you guys just the cutest couple! *squeems* I doubt that theres another partner out there who knows your needs quite like Hand, Mike.

*gives you a +1 sock*


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post Mar 9 2005, 12:25 AM
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May you have a harmonious marriage, because you're stuck *to* each other for the rest of your life!

(I am not teh funnay.)


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post Mar 9 2005, 12:27 AM
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Right or left?

And here, take this wonderful Mary Kay hand cream.


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post Mar 9 2005, 12:49 AM
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Shut up Dave. That's sick.

Sick.

...and that stuff doesn't work well...

But to the rest of you, thank you!


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post Mar 9 2005, 01:57 AM
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Congrats, Mike and Palmela! Here's my gift to you two!
::hands a box of latex gloves and a jar of vasaline::


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post Mar 9 2005, 03:44 AM
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I always cry at weddings *gets all teary eyed*


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post Mar 9 2005, 05:19 AM
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Just when I thought it was safe to go Matazoning... *Brrrrr* tongue.gif laugh.gif


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post Mar 9 2005, 04:04 PM
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This is a disgusting perversion. Burn the handosexuals!
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post Mar 9 2005, 05:32 PM
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When I first saw this topic I thought it was a joke. Now, I still think it's a joke.

But now I wish you two (or one, I'm not sure) the best of luck in the future... a future without paper cuts or broken wrists.


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post Mar 9 2005, 06:49 PM
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Have you chosen a date yet? And who will Palmela be choosing as her maids of honor?


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post Mar 9 2005, 09:00 PM
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OOOOH Me!!!! I'd love to be a bridesmaid. I know I don't know you guys too well but I can bring spangles!!!


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post Mar 9 2005, 09:48 PM
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Next thing you know, people'll be allowed to e-marry insane things. Like....aliens! Or...erm...similarly grotesque and inhuman entities!

Congratulations to you both, though. Noble pioneers got this sort of thing as well, but look how well America turned out.

*Nervous laughter all around*


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post Mar 10 2005, 01:59 AM
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You know I NEED to take part in this one laugh.gif *cough*bestman*cough*

Oh, and I brought a gift.

*hands Mike a lacy wristguard. Langerie style*

Just to make sure she doesn't strain herself too much on the wedding night wink.gif


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post Mar 10 2005, 02:55 AM
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post Mar 10 2005, 01:01 PM
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Oooh, congrats to you and Palmela, Mother Fist and her Five daughters have certainly done well for themselves honey wink.gif


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post Mar 11 2005, 10:07 PM
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[le pout] Mike, I lapse off the boards for a couple days, and I find you run off on me! For shame. Some wife you are. *sniff*

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post Mar 11 2005, 10:49 PM
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Can I clothe the wedding party? *itches to make a wedding dress for a hand*


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